Next time I get a girl in bed that I want rid of...

[EvasiveEF9]

I'm gonna play "Dutch oven" with her...

...and NOT tell her! AHAHA! I'm a B-A for sure...

(I'll explain Dutch Oven if no one gets it, LoL)

LoL, some of ya'll have no sense of light humor.

[Crazy Asian]

gay.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Yeah man a dutch oven would be awesome!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

NOT

[TIGERJC]

I'm gonna play "Dutch oven" with her...

...and NOT tell her! AHAHA! I'm a B-A for sure...

(I'll explain Dutch Oven if no one gets it, LoL)
hopefully she comes back at you by telling you she is actually a man with aids

[2.0civic]

hopefully she comes back at you by telling you she is actually a man with aids

LIRL


uh, why would she be in the bed in the first place if you didnt want her there?

[2.0civic]

and thats why you fuck them in their bed so you can just get up and leave

[EvasiveEF9]

hopefully she comes back at you by telling you she is actually a man with aids
I'd hope I'd realize it if I slept with them...

[sirkus]

go eat mexican food.. with tons of refried beans..
Wait until she's asleep and then stick your ass in her face and just blow her hair back.

[EvasiveEF9]

go eat mexican food.. with tons of refried beans..
Wait until she's asleep and then stick your ass in her face and just blow her hair back.
LoL, nice. I don't wanna KILL the woman, though...

[Slowboy]

what the fuck is a dutch oven. I live the life of a sheltered child.

[TIGERJC]

you fart in bed and you pull the covers over your girl's head

[EvasiveEF9]

you fart in bed and you pull the covers over your girl's head
Well...reverse the order for max effect, but yeah.

[TIGERJC]

Well...reverse the order for max effect, but yeah.
are you still in hs?

[quickdodge®]

One thing that I want to know:

How can you have a "next time" if you haven't had a first time, yet?

Later, QD.

[Wal-Mart]

$10 says she turns around and rips one that melts the wallpaper in your room.

[Wal-Mart]

on a side note: I was at the mall the other day going up the escalator and this little kid was standing on the step behind me. No biggie, right? Wrong, kid kept bumping into me and grabbing my pant leg. So i ripped one in his face.

[Ran]

$10 says she turns around and rips one that melts the wallpaper in your room. :lmfao:

[Slowboy]

HAHAHA daym thats fucked up.

[Sport1.3]

My first though when read this (even knowing what a "dutch oven" is) was that of something similiar to "Dutch door action".....or simply getting the girl from both ends, like a chinese finger trap. I was disappointed when it turned out to be ab farting.......yes i am very sexually deprived, i know

[Frög]

Well...reverse the order for max effect, but yeah.

um wow lol

[STI LOVER]

:lmfao: .

[DaX]

you fart in bed and you pull the covers over your girl's head

I do this to my wife all the time and she hasn't left yet...

[Lucky DAWG]

I do this to my wife all the time and she hasn't left yet...

you must be a fairy with farts that smell like roses

fag

[EvasiveEF9]

are you still in hs?With due respect...nigga, please...


One thing that I want to know:

How can you have a "next time" if you haven't had a first time, yet?

Later, QD.
Hmm...I can be like a noob and say you're an ass...or LoL.

....

LoLoL

$10 says she turns around and rips one that melts the wallpaper in your room.
If she did, I'd probably have to laugh and ask if she wanted to go back downstairs and work on the car some more. She'd HAVE to be a car chick. I can't think of any other type of girl that would pull something like that...

My first though when read this (even knowing what a "dutch oven" is) was that of something similiar to "Dutch door action".....or simply getting the girl from both ends, like a chinese finger trap. I was disappointed when it turned out to be ab farting.......yes i am very sexually deprived, i know
LoL

you must be a fairy with farts that smell like roses

fag
It's something we wouldn't understand, but I've been told when you get married, you get priveleges like that, LoL.

[Evil Goat]

why do i get the feeling, and this is strictly judging from some of the threads you've made, that its been a good long while since youve stuck it to a girl?

[EvasiveEF9]

why do i get the feeling, and this is strictly judging from some of the threads you've made, that its been a good long while since youve stuck it to a girl?
Cuz...honestly...it has been.

Not because of lack of game, but because of lack of interest. Don't know why. Labido's just been in the dumps, lately. Don't want sex. Don't want a relationship. Don't want a girlfriend. *shrugs* not really sure.

Good observation, though. I'll rep that.

[boosted1jz]

i would personally do the spider man to her(again)..... but thats just me :D

[quickdodge®]

Cuz...honestly...it has been.

Not because of lack of game, but because of lack of interest. Don't know why. Labido's just been in the dumps, lately. Don't want sex. Don't want a relationship. Don't want a girlfriend. *shrugs* not really sure.

Good observation, though. I'll rep that.

At least you're honest about it and, to me, there's no shame in not having sex. It isn't everything. Good way to make sure of your health and not to have a child when you're not ready. Later, QD.

[EvasiveEF9]

i would personally do the spider man to her(again)..... but thats just me :D
Do the what?

[EvasiveEF9]

At least you're honest about it and, to me, there's no shame in not having sex. It isn't everything. Good way to make sure of your health and not to have a child when you're not ready. Later, QD.
You left out the drama, and BS, and the fact that usually girls just go psycho when you give it to 'em, LoL. I've had my fair share of snatch in the past...and...I honestly don't feel I'm missing out on anything by not getting mine lately. I think I'm at like 2 months, or somethin' like? *shrugs* don't know. But my at-the-time girlfriend got pissed when I said I didn't want to, anymore, LoL. She should have taken that as a hint, but instead she kept getting more and more...annoying, I guess you would call it. Had to split it.

[T-Mo Goodie]

on a side note: I was at the mall the other day going up the escalator and this little kid was standing on the step behind me. No biggie, right? Wrong, kid kept bumping into me and grabbing my pant leg. So i ripped one in his face.
I damn near fell out of my chair reading this!!!:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: That is fuuuunnnyy

[B18CDELSLO]

if u wanna get rid of 1 for real put sum tobasco sauce on da condom b4 u fuck!!!

[EvasiveEF9]

if u wanna get rid of 1 for real put sum tobasco sauce on da condom b4 u fuck!!!
LoL...OH MY GOD!

[disrupt]

Do the what?
swedish rodeo.

[EvasiveEF9]

swedish rodeo.
Enlighten me...

[boosted1jz]

spider man

A sexual deviation.

just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.

[EvasiveEF9]

spider man

A sexual deviation.

just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.
...YOU HAVE BEEN REPPED!

[BKgen®]

I've always called it playing Turtle.

[RandomGuy]

NOT
:lmfao: :lmfao:

[RandomGuy]

strawberry cheesecake:


cum on her face, then punch her in the nose.

[EvasiveEF9]

strawberry cheesecake:


cum on her face, then punch her in the nose.
LoL... I've heard that. haha.

[Hektik]

on a side note: I was at the mall the other day going up the escalator and this little kid was standing on the step behind me. No biggie, right? Wrong, kid kept bumping into me and grabbing my pant leg. So i ripped one in his face.


baaaaahahaaaaaaa wtf ..... +1

[Hektik]

spider man

A sexual deviation.

just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.

holy fuck man this thread has me rolling man ... i almost woke up a patient laughing so damn hard....hahahahhahha +1

[EvasiveEF9]

holy fuck man this thread has me rolling man ... i almost woke up a patient laughing so damn hard....hahahahhahha +1
What do you do?

[RandomGuy]

What do you do?
im no expert but it looks like he works with patients.

[EvasiveEF9]

im no expert but it looks like he works with patients.
I'm studying for my pre-med in biology, with a little bit of nursing and psychology on the side. I'm looking for something a little more specific...

[BKgen®]

donkey punch ftw.

[RandomGuy]

I'm studying for my pre-med in biology, with a little bit of nursing and psychology on the side. I'm looking for something a little more specific...
hrm.... well he is hispanic

sooo i'm gonna guess that he holds some sort of graveyard shift janitorial position at a hospital.































LOLOL JK JK JK ARIAS BLAHAHHAHA :)

[EvasiveEF9]

hrm.... well he is hispanic

sooo i'm gonna guess that he holds some sort of graveyard shift janitorial position at a hospital.



LOLOL JK JK JK ARIAS BLAHAHHAHA :)
LoL, nice. I'm a little tired. When I first glanced over it, I read "Graveyard" and that was about it. I was like "WTF is this dumbass? It can't be a graveyard if he "wakes" a patient."

I reread it and went "Damn, I need sleep..."

[disrupt]

Enlighten me...
you put it in her bum, then bend over and whisper 'o btw i have aids' in her ear and see how long you can keep it in before she throws you off.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

you can snowball her.

[EvasiveEF9]

you can snowball her.
...no.