since berts the repost king..

[AgentEasy]

try this one on for size..

Guy walks into a bar, he's sitting down and notices a big jar of money behind the bartender..
so he asks him, whats all that money for?
bartender replies, it's prize money, for a contest.
the man says back, well what do i have to do to get it?
the bartender says, well, it's $5 dollars to participate, you have to take 10 shots, then go into that room and fuck the fat chick in there, then go into the room next to that and take a tooth from the aligators mouth..
so the guy thinks about it.. and decides fuck it why not..
so he take his 10 shots.. then stumbles into the room.. you hear all kinds of racket and noise.. then about 10 minutes later the guys comes out , he's got cuts all over him, and says, now where's that fat bitch i'ma get her tooth..

:D

[Ran]

Um...ooooookay. Drunk people are funnier when you're drunk too.

[AgentEasy]

umm..ok

[AgentEasy]

funny yes? waa waa wee waa

[Ran]

I've heard it before, thus my lackluster response. No offense. :)

[AgentEasy]

I've heard it before, thus my lackluster response. No offense. :)

lol but was it a repost? thats all i care about.. lol

[LiL PaKi]

first time i heard it... reminds me of the " Officer, I swear to drunk i'm not God"

[AgentEasy]

first time i heard it... reminds me of the " Officer, I swear to drunk i'm not God"

or: i'm not as think you drunk i am..