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The Yousef
03-19-2007, 06:57 AM
Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado
Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado
Un joven responsible y siempre bien vestido
Yo no se quien ha mentido

I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi

No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno
Si me enterno, you me enfermo
Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura
No me vengan con ternuras

So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo

There's not a woman that can handle
A man like me
That's why I juggle two or three
I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
You pop the question that's it
Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres
Y la situaci?all?no muere
No es un delito calmo mi apetito
Con un llanto o un grito

So again don't let my lyrics mislead you
I don't love you but I need you
Would you rather have me lie
Take a piece of your pie and say bye
Or be honest and rub your thighs

Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
I never said I was a prompt date
But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
Huh, they're going to love my appearance

Ding dong el timbre suena
Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena
Le digo ¡Hola! Pero no para bola
Que se ha creido vieja chola

Go and serve the food mom
Que tengo ambre
If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre
Y usted señor? Why's your chin on the floor?
Sierra la boca por favor

What's this amor, these little huevos?
Esto s?que yo no pruebo

I'm used to good ol' fashioned
Homestyle Spanish cooking
If i try that I'll be puking
Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go
Regresaremos temprano
Cinco, seis, o siete de la mañana
Su hija esta en buenas manos
Brett
03-19-2007, 07:00 AM
Ya know, next time we plan a SLC Lunch at a place YOU wanted to go to, It may help if you actually show up, Just a inside tip. :goodjob:
mocha latte cupcake
03-19-2007, 07:00 AM
i hate you! :cheers:


have a great day everybody... yousef hearts teh NA prelude of shorty shifting 4 speeding doom!
mocha latte cupcake
03-19-2007, 07:01 AM
BAN HIM!
morning brett!
also, ban yousef! :cheers:
The Yousef
03-19-2007, 07:07 AM
Ya know, next time we plan a SLC Lunch at a place YOU wanted to go to, It may help if you actually show up, Just a inside tip. :goodjob:

i was going sleepy you dumb motherbitch!....
mocha latte cupcake
03-19-2007, 07:09 AM
yousef you have narcolepsy (sp?) ya know where you sleep 90% of your life away cause your always randomly and suddenly sleeping... whore
RISKYB
03-19-2007, 07:34 AM
goodmornin all
AgentEasy
03-19-2007, 07:39 AM
"lawrence if you go to work and you dont feel well, does anyones tell you you have a case of the mondays?"
"naw peter i believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that"

have a good one bitches and hoes.. lol
Nemesis
03-19-2007, 07:52 AM
yo yo yo
itsjustdee
03-19-2007, 07:56 AM
gooooooood morningggggggg!

george...did you get a dog and eat it this weekend? lolol
Nemesis
03-19-2007, 07:59 AM
george...did you get a dog and eat it this weekend? lolol


YES I DID LOL It was mighty tasty! hahaha

I thought you moved away a while back? Are ya back in Atlanta with my lover? :lmfao:
AgentEasy
03-19-2007, 07:59 AM
gooooooood morningggggggg!

george...did you get a dog and eat it this weekend? lolol

damn.. FUCKING BURN!!!

:lmfao:







:thinking:
Nemesis
03-19-2007, 08:01 AM
damn.. FUCKING BURN!!!

:lmfao:

:thinking:



Uhh... okay? You obviously dont know dumbass.
mocha latte cupcake
03-19-2007, 08:02 AM
georgie - don't eat dogs.... even when they have the ear protector half dome thing, i know it looks like a snow cone to your people but please resist...

dee - you have my blessing to call yousefina milhouse all day long lol :D and make fun of georgie

Ricky - morning buddy, when can i get my sub back from ya lol (not teh ricky puto)

agenteasy - start a petition to bann yousef!
itsjustdee
03-19-2007, 08:09 AM
YES I DID LOL It was mighty tasty! hahaha

I thought you moved away a while back? Are ya back in Atlanta with my lover? :lmfao:


i always knew you and ricky had something going on. lol, but yes i am back. i came back a month ago. i couldn't stand being in ohio! what kinda dog did you get? me and ricky didn't have any luck on finding anything!
itsjustdee
03-19-2007, 08:10 AM
georgie - don't eat dogs.... even when they have the ear protector half dome thing, i know it looks like a snow cone to your people but please resist...

dee - you have my blessing to call yousefina milhouse all day long lol :D and make fun of georgie

Ricky - morning buddy, when can i get my sub back from ya lol (not teh ricky puto)

agenteasy - start a petition to bann yousef!

where is milhouse....he always posts and then leaves. what a whorebag.
The Yousef
03-19-2007, 08:13 AM
where is milhouse....he always posts and then leaves. what a whorebag.

because i work damnit...i'm trying to multitask,...lol
AgentEasy
03-19-2007, 08:18 AM
Uhh... okay? You obviously dont know dumbass.

someones got a case of the mondays.. :lmfao:


oh and neg reps? wow your an e-thug now!!!:blah:
Nemesis
03-19-2007, 08:21 AM
someones got a case of the mondays.. :lmfao:


oh and neg reps? wow your an e-thug now!!!:blah:


Shut up dumbass. You were born in 88 :lmfao: Shouldnt you be going to first period by now?
itsjustdee
03-19-2007, 08:23 AM
because i work damnit...i'm trying to multitask,...lol
you don't even do anything at work. you got the bitch job and that's standing up front. hahahahhaha :tongue1:
itsjustdee
03-19-2007, 08:24 AM
Shut up dumbass. You were born in 88 :lmfao: Shouldnt you be going to first period by now?

lol look what you started george! :yes: fight fight fight! :lmfao:
The Yousef
03-19-2007, 08:25 AM
you don't even do anything at work. you got the bitch job and that's standing up front. hahahahhaha :tongue1:
no the bitch job is in the shop actually doing physical labor....i get paid a lot to stand up front and surf IA....

:lmfao:


btw:

i know where you work...:ninja:
Leisa
03-19-2007, 08:27 AM
Morning... :taun:
itsjustdee
03-19-2007, 08:28 AM
no the bitch job is in the shop actually doing physical labor....i get paid a lot to stand up front and surf IA....

:lmfao:


btw:

i know where you work...:ninja:

you're dumb. :yes:
itsjustdee
03-19-2007, 08:29 AM
*waves* hi leisa!
The Yousef
03-19-2007, 08:32 AM
you're dumb. :yes:

your face is dumb...


o0o0o00o0o0o0o burn!
itsjustdee
03-19-2007, 08:35 AM
your face is dumb...


o0o0o00o0o0o0o burn!


at least i'm not indian.


oooooooooooooooooh BURN BITCH BURN! :tongue1:
AgentEasy
03-19-2007, 08:37 AM
Shut up dumbass. You were born in 88 :lmfao: Shouldnt you be going to first period by now?

oh you mean my first calss which is at 8? no we had a test.. and actually now i'm in my second class..
Brett
03-19-2007, 08:38 AM
Ricky was turning white when you left, he was even loosing that East LA gangsta accent he had, So glad to hear your back and he was able to regain his composure...LOL
Nemesis
03-19-2007, 08:39 AM
oh you mean my first calss which is at 8? no we had a test.. and actually now i'm in my second class..


Lemme know when recess is for you little kiddo
blacknightteg
03-19-2007, 08:40 AM
whats happenin peoples.
AgentEasy
03-19-2007, 08:41 AM
Lemme know when recess is for you little kiddo


my recess? 24/7 homie..

look, i learned a long time ago.. this shit is just for fun.. so just have fun with it.. lol and look it's not my fault they said you eat dogs cause your asian.. or w/e so have a good monday homie:goodjob:
AgentEasy
03-19-2007, 08:42 AM
it's funny you call me a kiddo too.. cause i'm 6'4" and 170.. lol ask casey..
itsjustdee
03-19-2007, 08:43 AM
Ricky was turning white when you left, he was even loosing that East LA gangsta accent he had, So glad to hear your back and he was able to regain his composure...LOL

hahah ricky turn white? yeah right............lol
Brett
03-19-2007, 08:45 AM
We know his eyes are always red, but yeah he was goin white!! LOL
The Yousef
03-19-2007, 08:48 AM
at least i'm not indian.


oooooooooooooooooh BURN BITCH BURN! :tongue1:

why i gotta be a bitch!!??


you...ummm....



bitch!
AgentEasy
03-19-2007, 08:52 AM
why i gotta be a bitch!!??


you...ummm....



bitch!

CONGRATULATIONS YOUSEF you get the monday award for WORST COME BACK OF THE DAY:cheers::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance ::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance ::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance ::dj::dj::dj::dj:
The Yousef
03-19-2007, 08:54 AM
CONGRATULATIONS YOUSEF you get the monday award for WORST COME BACK OF THE DAY:cheers::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance ::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance ::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance::bigdance ::dj::dj::dj::dj:

it was done for the humor factor...not the burn factor...

:lmao:
thinkfast®
03-19-2007, 08:56 AM
ANE ANE

RICO

ANE ANE

SUAVE
Nemesis
03-19-2007, 08:57 AM
my recess? 24/7 homie..

look, i learned a long time ago.. this shit is just for fun.. so just have fun with it.. lol and look it's not my fault they said you eat dogs cause your asian.. or w/e so have a good monday homie:goodjob:


You are more of a dumbass than I thought.
AgentEasy
03-19-2007, 08:59 AM
it was done for the humor factor...not the burn factor...

:lmao:

lol so was mine.. haha:lmfao:


and nemisis..


yes ma'am..
thinkfast®
03-19-2007, 08:59 AM
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AgentEasy
03-19-2007, 09:01 AM
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:lmfao: wtf TF.. lol wtf.. LMAO..
itsjustdee
03-19-2007, 09:10 AM
why i gotta be a bitch!!??


you...ummm....



bitch!

lol btw, don't vote for your cousin again on american idol bc if you do, i'm gonna come shoot you down at your work. whorebag!
Slowboy
03-19-2007, 09:19 AM
Good fuckin morning. I hate my job
itsjustdee
03-19-2007, 09:21 AM
^^^ lol for why?
AgentEasy
03-19-2007, 09:22 AM
Good fuckin morning. I hate my job

but we love you! lol
The Yousef
03-19-2007, 09:23 AM
but we love you! lol
we do? :thinking:
Slowboy
03-19-2007, 09:24 AM
but we love you! lol

WTF FAAAAAG.

Cause i got my hours cut thats why. and peoples be actin shady
AgentEasy
03-19-2007, 09:34 AM
me and yousef be acting shady :ninja:

and yes yousef.. we do..:idb:
Slowboy
03-19-2007, 09:47 AM
me and yousef be acting shady :ninja:

and yes yousef.. we do..:idb:

WOW. That may be sig worthy.
But no I was talkin bout my manager actin shady.
AgentEasy
03-19-2007, 11:41 AM
georgie - don't eat dogs.... even when they have the ear protector half dome thing, i know it looks like a snow cone to your people but please resist...

dee - you have my blessing to call yousefina milhouse all day long lol :D and make fun of georgie

Ricky - morning buddy, when can i get my sub back from ya lol (not teh ricky puto)

agenteasy - start a petition to bann yousef!

lol i just caught that.. ahaha why would i ban my curry lover.. lirl..:lmfao:
AgentEasy
03-19-2007, 11:43 AM
WOW. That may be sig worthy.
But no I was talkin bout my manager actin shady.

it is sig worthy.. quote me hoe.. lol:blah: