Jessica Simpson OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[Vteckidd]

http://videos.antville.org/stories/1143073/

id hit it

http://forum.kusadasi.biz/pictures/jessica-simpson.jpg

the only thing fucked up is the beginning, who spotted the problem with the intro

[Greddypacked]

She can get a yeehaw from me anytime!

Nick is one lucky mang.

[Kevykev]

for some reason she does nothing for me.

i'd take Jolie over her any day.

[The Yousef]

i'd take jolie AND simpson.....Aha!

[Kevykev]

true, true

[Greddypacked]

Id take Kate Beckinsale, Jordana Brewster, and Jennifer Garner. You can have Jolie!

[quickdodge®]

Yea, none of those dumbass SImpson bitches do shit for me. I'd rather head to a trailer park in Covington and findest the skankest hoe with the fewest fuccin teeth and let her gum my shit. Later, QD.

[mocha latte cupcake]

I would like to call my "black rights" to the calling of Hewitt, Gellar, Portman, and Miss Moore, however i would like to travel back in time to have miss Moore when she was blonde and not quite a retard'd brunette...that is all.

[4bangin]

I'd rather head to a trailer park in Covington and findest the skankest hoe with the fewest fuccin teeth and let her gum my shit. Later, QD.


I seerriioouusslllyyy doubt that.

[quickdodge®]

Well, yeah, maybe you're right. But those Simpson hookers just don't make the staff sargeant stand at attention. Later, QD.

[Eli]

Jessica Simpson + her driving a Jeep Rubicon = Oh yeah...

[bigb996]

see for some reason jolie does nothing for me.....simpson is the where its at. O yea and Eva Mendez!

[AtifSajid]

Thank God for Jessica..that video was straight..they needed her washing the General Lee more though..one hot chick!!

[The Yousef]

Thank God for Jessica..that video was straight..they needed her washing the General Lee more though..one hot chick!!

dude they need her washing my general lee! or atleast my lude....

[NevrNufTorq]

they're all hot, but i'd take Alba or Jessica Biel over any of them any day!! my 2 cents as always! latr

[Hulud]

i'd take jolie AND simpson.....Aha!
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[Scrappy]

everyone knows my opinion on jessica...

[SwiftGTiRacer]

very nice video!!!

Swifty

[RandomGuy]

fuck that jolie owns every1 yall posted

[NzProjeKt]

Eva Mendez >>>> Jolie...
The only advantage Jolie got over Eva is the DSL.... Ohh and that she is bisexual...

I co-sign with the Simpson sisters not doin nothing for me either....
Dumb broads is a major turn off for me... Forget knowledge Jessica Simpson lacks common cents...

[Darling Nikki]

She is fucking hot in that video. But If I were a guy I would need a girl thats smarts so I would talke Jolie over Jessica.

[B16a2 Civic]

Natalie Portman...i dont know why but i like her alot...( as far as white girls)...matter of fact, im going to go draft her

[ISAtlanta300]

I'd hit it. Then leave her. And keep her number as a booty call.

[Mike4831]

Hell ya.

[JagerGirl]

damn, that did something for me... she's fine as hell!

[quickdodge®]

Neither Jessica nor Ashley are really worth a lot of trouble. They're not all that hot. I think it's their faces that fuck it up for them. Later, QD.

[Hulud]

paper bags were invented for a reason...

[Chuckster]

soooo what was wrong with the beginning

[fawk_you]

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/pgStory?contentId=3673492&pageNumber=24 OMG is right. :lmfao:

[LaurenK]

Jessica is Hot...but that's all she's got going for her now. The re-make of "them boots" and "take my breath away", were awful...she crucified those songs. She doesn't have the moves that Britney has, she doesn't have the voice that Christina has...If she wasn't hot as hell she wouldn't be shit...IMO. But don't get me wrong, I would kill to look like her!

[AtifSajid]

IDB all night long..fuk u.

[LaurenK]

fuk u Atif...:)

[Jaimecbr900]

I agree with QD, she really doesn't do it for me. She may be pretty, but what turns me off about her is how utterly dumb she is. Beauty w/o ANY brains makes you either a door stop or just a booty call. To me, when she opens her mouth she ruins it for me. She makes the most God awful face expressions when she sings. She sometimes tries too hard to play the little Ms. innocent-I'm-a-dumb-blonde-so-take-pity-on-me role.

Her sister is just as bad in my book. She is not even pretty. She can't sing. She acts like a love hungry puppy. I don't like her at all.

Jessica is atleast pretty to look at.

[quickdodge®]

I would kill to look like her!

I think she should say that about you, to be honest.

Josh, you know I'm married so that isn't a leghump or pick-up line. Just the straight truth. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

I agree with QD,

Me too.


She may be pretty, but what turns me off about her is how utterly dumb she is. Beauty w/o ANY brains makes you either a door

Agreed.


opens her mouth she ruins it for me.

Agreed.



Her sister is just as bad in my book. She is not even pretty. She can't sing. She acts like a love hungry puppy. I don't like her at all.

Agreed. Later, QD.

[Scrappy]

awww QD has a e-crush! lol its all good we all do want to look like lauren... shes sexy, real, and SMART shes the IA JESSICA! lol love ya girl

[Jaimecbr900]

awww QD has a e-crush! lol its all good we all do want to look like lauren... shes sexy, real, and SMART shes the IA JESSICA! lol love ya girl

Is that a leg hump????? :leghump: :thinking: ;)

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Hell yeah. Later, QD.

[HEATON]

LOL I feel ya bout the dumbness of Jessica. When she did the "support" the troops thing they hadd stop several times bc she messed up the lines..lol Ill tell ya right now anything you see of celebs "supporting" the troops is almost jus for publicity except for the few True ones. but Anyways..
Michelle Wie..now. wow...a lil young but oh well

[snatch]

yea at the beginnin she opened the door... ive never seen it open.

[Spyder]

several hotie girls are also morons, it isnt limited to just celebrities unfortunatly.

[HEATON]

yea at the beginnin she opened the door... ive never seen it open.
Ehh?

[nightracer]

She looks like a stripper, I'd prolly hit but wouldn't talk to her much afterwards.

[Vteckidd]

i would do her, but i agree she is dumb as a box of rocks