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[EvasiveEF9]

Did NOTHING exciting happen in anyone's day today that they wanna post-whore about?

My day consisted of waking up from some chicks house, and speeding to (...ironic?) defensive driving where my instructor actually made the class FUN. She had a tatoo of a naked woman on her arm, and she was funny. We'd stop the class to tell stories and such...then fast forward to catch up to where we SHOULD be.

Went home, lost my key to the barracks, got up here, go reamed for not having the key, requested leave to go to this friday's Chris Cagle concert...and...that's...it.

[OneSlow5pt0]

umm...i had my first lesson of driving a stick shift car,lol...it was alittle ruff

[jmmx258]

Umm, I got a new CD player. I put it in my car. Then I sat around. Then I played drug dealer in a video for some Highschool class. Umm Umm Umm...Thats it. Yay?

[BTLFED]

Last night: Went to the Claremont with my female. Met up with her SMOKIN HOT female co-workers. Tipped horrible strippers. She got drunk, I drove us to her apartment. Shinanagins and antics insued (:lickpuss: :idb: ), woke up today, went and ate with the parents, now about to go to bed. That's it. ;)

[EvasiveEF9]

umm...i had my first lesson of driving a stick shift car,lol...it was alittle ruff
LoLoL. I remember those days. I was a quick learner, though. My friend, who was learning at the same time, SUCKED. He got PISSED.

Now I've got people asking me to teach them in my car. I'm like "Dude, I told you to ask me when I had the ultra-slow engine with the tranny I didn't care about...you are NOT driving this engine. It's too powerful for too little weight for a noob."

[chrisdavis]

I woke up this morning (after getting back from Fla. at 1 am) and after picking up my dog, I spent the rest of the day looking at new surfboards :D

[Infinite]

its claremont fucker. spell it right.
di you get the old ass stripper wiht huge tits? we took a freternity borther there and made her crush his beer can with her titty.... horrifying to say the least

[Kyle]

Eh I woke up at 12, went to fry's at like 5, watched a movie, went to Taco Bell ,and now I am here.

Hopefully I get a call in a few minutes to do something. It's my springbreak so I have nothing to do tomorrow.

[BTLFED]

its claremont fucker. spell it right.
di you get the old ass stripper wiht huge tits? we took a freternity borther there and made her crush his beer can with her titty.... horrifying to say the least

There. I fixed it dirtball.

Goldie? Nah, she wasn't there LOL

[EvasiveEF9]

Damn, I want a quesadilla

[jmmx258]

Yeah I tought a girl to drive in the CRX. Was a mistake I wont be making again! lol


Yep I'm a dumbass lol. Esp when I was having clutch problems and she was short. The clutch HAD to be to the floor to get ANY shifts. Yeah every gear ground :(. Atleast she was hot I guess lol.

[Infinite]

english>BTLBITCH

i went there once and i will never go there again... nightmares. horror.

[BTLFED]

english>BTLBITCH

i went there once and i will never go there again... nightmares. horror.

You don't go for the horrible strippers! :lmfao:

The girls I was with kept tipping them though. :ninja:

[Infinite]

i went for the comedy. the look on his face was priceless

you need to tell them drunk ho's to stop tippin ugly bitches.. now rep me dammit :lmfao:

[BTLFED]

i went for the comedy. the look on his face was priceless

you need to tell them drunk ho's to stop tippin ugly bitches.. now rep me dammit :lmfao:

You first scumbag.

[Infinite]

i still cant rep you. wtfbbq

[BTLFED]

I have aparently given out too much in the past 24hours LOL

I don't think I believe you. :ninja:

[EvasiveEF9]

I'll rep you both. :tongue1:

[Lucky DAWG]

highlight of my day:::

getting another speeding ticket
and then another ticket for not having my license, left it in my friend's glove compartment when he drove me home cuz i was too drunk lol, awesomeee

he made me get out of the car and look at the video camera so i wasn't trying to impersonate someone else with the same last name or something like that. He said he was going to take me to jail and post up bail to get me out, but he felt sorry for me because i had gotten another ticket like a month ago and i must be retarded haha

he made me feel very special lol

[EvasiveEF9]

wtf...I can't give it to either of you...

Damnit, I thought I'd be one up on ya'll like mario brothers...

[BTLFED]

Short Bus FTW

[Infinite]

this sucks. wtf is up with my repping ability. i can give it to everyone but my bitch

[Lucky DAWG]

Short Bus FTW

i think im losing my license after june 7th most likely
so i prob will be riding the short bus :lmfao:

oh well, i can't take my car to college anyways

[EvasiveEF9]

i think im losing my license after june 7th most likely
so i prob will be riding the short bus :lmfao:

oh well, i can't take my car to college anyways
Why and why?

[Z33_kid]

went to work at 8am my shift was about to end at 3 until this guy that takes over wasnt gonna show up he quit so i took his shift went to eat n all that got home at 9pm somthing noting really kewl for me happend today... :(

[AgentEasy]

saturday was better.. lol met some pretty hot bitches at boomers.. then smoked at primetime.. and then slept in the most comfortable bed and my boys house.. while he fucked some chick.. whos a stripper.. lol

[Lucky DAWG]

Why and why?

first why: because i think those 3 tickets are going to give me too many points and get it suspended, 3 points is the limit correct?

second why: my parents think i will go overboard and drink and drive and drive off a cliff

[EvasiveEF9]

went to work at 8am my shift was about to end at 3 until this guy that takes over wasnt gonna show up he quit so i took his shift went to eat n all that got home at 9pm somthing noting really kewl for me happend today... :(
Lie to us. Tell us you at LEAST got laid.

[Infinite]

heh, i dont even think lying would help

[EvasiveEF9]

first why: because i think those 3 tickets are going to give me too many points and get it suspended, 3 points is the limit correct?

second why: my parents think i will go overboard and drink and drive and drive off a cliff
1: What were your tickets for? And it's 4 points at age 17.

2: Florida...doesn't have cliffs...

[Infinite]

no but they have piers. lol

[Lucky DAWG]

went to work at 8am my shift was about to end at 3 until this guy that takes over wasnt gonna show up he quit so i took his shift went to eat n all that got home at 9pm somthing noting really kewl for me happend today... :(

i'd find his address

[BTLFED]

no but they have piers. lol

:lmfao:

[Infinite]

and if that fails you can always tie a rock to your legs and jump off said pier

[Lucky DAWG]

1: What were your tickets for? And it's 4 points at age 17.

2: Florida...doesn't have cliffs...

I'm going to USC, i decided to nix the FSU idea

according to their logic i will drive 2 hours west AFTER getting drunk, some how staying on the road that whole time, then drive up the mountain and turn around to go back to my dorm and in the process fall off the mountain side.

if you think about it, its quite possible... :rolleyes:

[EvasiveEF9]

I'm going to USC, i decided to nix the FSU idea

according to their logic i will drive 2 hours west AFTER getting drunk, some how staying on the road that whole time, then drive up the mountain and turn around to go back to my dorm and in the process fall off the mountain side.

if you think about it, its quite possible... :rolleyes:
...I'd have to go to your grave and take a shot off your stone.

[Lucky DAWG]

...I'd have to go to your grave and take a shot off your stone.

it'll be a monument if that situation somehow occured haha

[Z33_kid]

lol

[OneSlow5pt0]

LoLoL. I remember those days. I was a quick learner, though. My friend, who was learning at the same time, SUCKED. He got PISSED.

Now I've got people asking me to teach them in my car. I'm like "Dude, I told you to ask me when I had the ultra-slow engine with the tranny I didn't care about...you are NOT driving this engine. It's too powerful for too little weight for a noob."


lol,yea im learning in a old truck,i think i could do better with a car..o,well im trying my best,lol

[EvasiveEF9]

lol,yea im learning in a old truck,i think i could do better with a car..o,well im trying my best,lol
Naw. Old truck = more weight = softer on the clutch