Let's play a game called: Would you Buy This CAR?

[Kevykev]

Check out the description

Which paragraph "jumps" out at you most???

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2003-Nissan-350Z-Touring-Coupe-Pearl-White-Upgraded_W0QQitemZ130090880869QQcategoryZ31864QQss PageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[chrisdavis]

No paragraph jumped out at me because I stopped after it said "salvage" next to the title.



And no I wouldnt buy it

[The Ren]

Lets start it off bad

I bought this car a few months ago wrecked in the front end, It was not a bad accident but the Insurance Company Issued a Salvage Title, also they couldn't check the odometer because the key was missing, so they put the remark "Not Actual Mileage" on the title, but I have run a Carfax Report on this car and it shows the accident and the mileage history and It looks to be right with the mileage showing in the car, so this car has Real Actual Mileage regarding what it says on the title.

lets not forget this one
I bough it to have it as a project car for me, It's a very nice car to do some changes and the aftermarket world have a lot of good stuff to build a super car based on this car, that's why I'd choose this type of car, but unfornately I have to sell it because a need a bigger car for the family.

[Kevykev]

LOL

you should continue, something in there really made me laugh.

It's fun i promise (lol @ that statement I just made)

[BTLFED]

Sounds like a Ferrari?! :lmfao:

[Kevykev]

Lets start it off bad

I bought this car a few months ago wrecked in the front end, It was not a bad accident but the Insurance Company Issued a Salvage Title, also they couldn't check the odometer because the key was missing, so they put the remark "Not Actual Mileage" on the title, but I have run a Carfax Report on this car and it shows the accident and the mileage history and It looks to be right with the mileage showing in the car, so this car has Real Actual Mileage regarding what it says on the title.


LOL yeah all of the paragraphs contain comedy, but you're getting warm, almost there.

[The Ren]

edited

[Kevykev]

Sounds like a Ferrari?! :lmfao:

woah, I missed that statement!

[chrisdavis]

LOL

you should continue, something in there really made me laugh.

It's fun i promise (lol @ that statement I just made)


I went back and read it.


Is it the exhaust sounding like a Ferrari?



Edit- BTLFED beat me to it

[Halfwit]

hmmm. no airbags part ? or the "ferrari" part?

[Jecht]

If they lost the key, how does he drive it? :thinking:

[The Ren]

^ I was thinking that too...:rolleyes:

[BTLFED]

If they lost the key, how does he drive it?
:lmfao:

You are joking, right? :rolleyes:

[Kevykev]

hmmm. no airbags part ? or the "ferrari" part?

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!


I guess we all have differences as far a what will appeal to you, but that air bag part had me rolling....


It was almost as if he used the "looks like an airbag is in there" statement as a selling point!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Kevykev]

The Air bags were deployed during the accident and I did not installed any air bag, I just Replace the Air Bag Cover with OEM parts and it looks like the Air bags still there but it doesn't.

[The Ren]

ah i was laughing at the whole "making it a super car"....

[Jecht]

You are joking, right? :rolleyes:

Yes, I'm joking. Please tell me that you don't take what I say seriously.

[Halfwit]

lol.

honey! it doesnt have airbags, BUT IT LOKS LIKE IT DOES!!! BASICALLY THE SAME!!!

[BTLFED]

Yes, I'm joking. Please tell me that you don't take what I say seriously.

I don't take anything that you homos on here say seriously.

(Ghost in the Shell FTW)

[Kevykev]

ah i was laughing at the whole "making it a super car"....


To be honest that whole listing is funny, the grammar alone is enough to bring out the IA Grammar Nazis (they know who they are!)

[Kevykev]

I don't take anything that you homos on here say seriously.

(Ghost in the Shell FTW)

:lmfao: :lmfao: damn


lol.

honey! it doesnt have airbags, BUT IT LOKS LIKE IT DOES!!! BASICALLY THE SAME!!!


I think there's a new standard in place! :lmfao: :lmfao:

[scabtastic]

The Air bags were deployed during the accident and I did not installed any air bag, I just Replace the Air Bag Cover with OEM parts and it looks like the Air bags still there but it doesn't.

[Halfwit]

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!


I guess we all have differences as far a what will appeal to you, but that air bag part had me rolling....


It was almost as if he used the "looks like an airbag is in there" statement as a selling point!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:WINNER DESERVES REPS@!!!!!!!!WON!!!111

[Halfwit]

350z for sale: seats wer burnt during the crash (not a bad crash) replaced burnt seats with pictures of PERFECT OEM SEATS, looks liek it has seats but it dont.

[Kevykev]

350z for sale: seats wer burnt during the crash (not a bad crash) replaced burnt seats with pictures of PERFECT OEM SEATS, looks liek it has seats but it dont.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

[Halfwit]

lol @ ebay....

[Annihilation]

its randomguy

The buyer is responsible for shipping and paper work, you may come to inspect the car in person at anytime or if you prefer just send someone to do the inspection for you.


LOL

[Kevykev]

I bet RDMGUY would list some shit like that!

[jmmx258]

kinda looks liek a scam. Considering...the pictures of the broken screen off/on look like 2 different screens

[BuBBa DRiFT]

did anyone else notice its listed as all wheel drive?

[Kevykev]

did anyone else notice its listed as all wheel drive?

WOW, didn't notice that it had the 4 wheel drv, conversion.

[Frög]

Yes i would buy it.. the price is what the real question is...

[Humphrizzle]

i'd buy it for 3.20 dollars.

[The Ren]

id buy it for .20 maybe..

[Ran]

How does the navigation and stuff work with that busted screen? :thinking:

[AgentEasy]

The Air bags were deployed during the accident and I did not installed any air bag, I just Replace the Air Bag Cover with OEM parts and it looks like the Air bags still there but it doesn't.

The Navigation System for some reason has the Screen broken, It was like that when I bough the car and I haven't try to fix it because that is something that I probably will never use, so I rather put the money in some other parts that the car really needs and are importants, so be aware that the Navigation DOES NOT work, it just need the Screen if someone want to fix it.




$10 says he's mexican..

[shavedcivic]

this guy will never sell this piece of shit!

[jmmx258]

The Air bags were deployed during the accident and I did not installed any air bag, I just Replace the Air Bag Cover with OEM parts and it looks like the Air bags still there but it doesn't.

The Navigation System for some reason has the Screen broken, It was like that when I bough the car and I haven't try to fix it because that is something that I probably will never use, so I rather put the money in some other parts that the car really needs and are importants, so be aware that the Navigation DOES NOT work, it just need the Screen if someone want to fix it.




$10 says he's mexican..
Or a scammer lol. I get scam e'mails all the time with the same sort of literacy.

[Kevykev]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2005-honda-S2000-like-new_W0QQitemZ190099307468QQihZ009QQcategoryZ6253QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[_Christian_]

^no i wouldn't buy it because it has a salvage title and the moron doesn't know how to spell.

[twinj]

I know what happen. He wrecked it and when he did, he punched the Nav screen for giving him those directions.

-How the hell do you loose the key. How are you going to sell a car without a key