FUCKING NEIGHBOORS!!!

[Crazy Asian]

I swear to god I want to leave this place. I live in subdivision and my neighboors are dipshits...serious dipshits. Im smoking out in my backyard minding my own business when my neighboor comes to me with a beer in his hand. He goes "Hey I see your smoking but could you do me a favor and not smoke?" WTF!!!??? I ask him why? He goes "Oh it give my kid a bad image on smoking and then they'll think its cool." "Uh your a holding a beer in your hand wouldnt that be the same?" "No." WTF!!!??? "So your tellling me to quit smoking and you should keep drinking beer right?" "Ya." I flick him off and says your being a hypocrite and go back to your house. Dumb ass seriously dumb shits. I think he was either drunk or being a smart ass.

[TurboSam]

start flickin ur butts in his yard, lol

[Crazy Asian]

I swear and they let their pitbulls roam around the neighboor hood with out a leash. I think it's a mix but I still think either way those kid that run around here are gonna get it mad and make it attack them. Seriously.....that would suck.

[Killer]

I swear to god I want to leave this place. I live in subdivision and my neighboors are dipshits...serious dipshits. Im smoking out in my backyard minding my own business when my neighboor comes to me with a beer in his hand. He goes "Hey I see your smoking but could you do me a favor and not smoke?" WTF!!!??? I ask him why? He goes "Oh it give my kid a bad image on smoking and then they'll think its cool." "Uh your a holding a beer in your hand wouldnt that be the same?" "No." WTF!!!??? "So your tellling me to quit smoking and you should keep drinking beer right?" "Ya." I flick him off and says your being a hypocrite and go back to your house. Dumb ass seriously dumb shits. I think he was either drunk or being a smart ass.

next time u light up.. look at his kids, and give them a big :goodjob: if u wanna be cool like me SMOKE! then blow smoke out of your nose or something! lol...

[2.0civic]

tell him to mind his own goddamn business

[2.0civic]

throw all your beer cans in his yard

[Killer]

I swear and they let their pitbulls roam around the neighboor hood with out a leash. I think it's a mix but I still think either way those kid that run around here are gonna get it mad and make it attack them. Seriously.....that would suck.

for the dog anyway...

[81911SC]

lirl^^^

[Crazy Asian]

I wanna start throwing porno mags. Seriously. Let the kids jack it off and make the dad scream WHERE DI YOU GET THIS!!!???

[81911SC]

have sex with his kids

[B16a2 Civic]

Should have said " your right"
Put it out, roll and blunt and give him a coke and a smile

[Killer]

have sex with his kids


WTF GENE! lol...

he just said throw some pr0n over there and let his kids JACK it to the pr0n...

meaning BOYS!

[81911SC]

ah thats why i would really mess with him

[Crazy Asian]

Gah now he comes to my door and saying that was the most rudest thing he ever heard. You have no repsect for ppl and you should goto jail. RIIGHT!!! ok sure bob

[Killer]

seriously? i don't think i've ever had a neighbor come correct me on anything i was doing.. EVER....

[2.0civic]

tell him to eat a dick

[81911SC]

spit in his face

[Crazy Asian]

I just closed the door in his face and walked away. Im not gonna deal with some ignorant ass who think's he's all that. That guy irrates me more then Rosie O Donnell. Though Im sure she'll be more of a dick then him but this just tops the cake.

[AgentEasy]

next time he comes by just ignore his comments/questions and ask him if he thinks you should pos. or neg. camber for auto X this season.. lol

[Crazy Asian]

AHHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL!!!! +1

[2.0civic]

go slap a IA sticker on his door or go to the sex offender website registry and photoshop his name and face into pics and post them all around the neighborhood lololol

[AgentEasy]

AHHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL!!!! +1

lol got that from halfbakeds biblesalesmen thread.. dude it works too lol did it to a tellemarketer at work the other day.. called asking about insurance or some shit.. lol

[Crazy Asian]

LOLOLAHHAHAHAHAHAH I WANNA TRY THAT~!!!!

[AgentEasy]

dead serious she was like 'is your company interested in a life insurance policy?" i was like, "no. but do you think i should run positive or negative camber for autoX next season?" she replied with, "idk, i'm not sure what that is, so you arent interested in insurance?" i said "no, but theres so many benefits of running positive camber.. but then also benifits of negative camber.." *click* lol

[AgentEasy]

and it's aaronfelipes thing.. lol

[d1esel12]

throw dog shit at his house or all over this yard..call animal control on his dogs. then he'll learn! that bastard! grrr

[Kevykev]

Haha wish I coulda been a grasshopper or some shit witnessing that scenario.

[d1esel12]

LOL^^

[Frög]

lol.. i would of done the same shit.. and you should of told him to get the f*ck out of your backyard.. cant believe how lame and gay ppl are sometimes.. its like the ppl that pull beside you at a red light and tell you to slow down.. and then when i flick them off and tell them to stfu and mind their own business, they try to race me when the light turns green. ?!?! :???:

[AgentEasy]

lol.. i would of done the same shit.. and you should of told him to get the f*ck out of your backyard.. cant believe how lame and gay ppl are sometimes.. its like the ppl that pull beside you at a red light and tell you to slow down.. and then when i flick them off and tell them to stfu and mind their own business, they try to race me when the light turns green. ?!?! :???:

hahaha i hate that shit.. i usually call the cops and say theres and unruly teenager in a ____ car going about __ mph.. lol and give me the tag just to see if they do somehtng about it.. lol

[Hektik]

Well the way i see it theres 2 ways u could handle this situation

1. next time he steps foot on ur property have a witness or get a camera and politely ask him to stay of ur lawn. then when he comes again or if he doesnt leave put a few holes in his chest...

2. kick him in the face while sprinkling crack in his kids cereal, and fucking his wife in the ass, while she licks the dogs shit of ur shoes....



i would go with #2

[§treet_§peed]

LoL!!!! :lmfao: :lmfao:

[NewGen33]

Make a giant penis in his front yard with clorox bleach when his grass turns green.

[Hektik]

wait till it gets really hot and throw bologna all over his car ...custom polka-dot paint ftw

[dorin48]

Just walk outside lift up the green cylinder in the front yard and continually disconnect his cable. Over and over again, lol maybe he will rack up some service charges from all the tech visits.

[Frög]

Well the way i see it theres 2 ways u could handle this situation

1. next time he steps foot on ur property have a witness or get a camera and politely ask him to stay of ur lawn. then when he comes again or if he doesnt leave put a few holes in his chest...

2. kick him in the face while sprinkling crack in his kids cereal, and fucking his wife in the ass, while she licks the dogs shit of ur shoes....



i would go with #2

wow! lol :lmfao:

[Frög]

hahaha i hate that shit.. i usually call the cops and say theres and unruly teenager in a ____ car going about __ mph.. lol and give me the tag just to see if they do somehtng about it.. lol

ya.. old ppl do that.. they tell me they are calling the cops and they have written down my tag.. cops cant do anything about it unless they actualy saw you... :doh: i hate stupid ppl

[Crazy Asian]

AHAHAH That's fucked him especially his wife. She isnt tht great...yuck. She think shes hot and wears teen's one piece tang top.... whcic shows here ceellulite infested arms. YUCK!!!

[Frög]

AHAHAH That's fucked him especially his wife. She isnt tht great...yuck. She think shes hot and wears teen's one piece tang top.... whcic shows here ceellulite infested arms. YUCK!!!

:lmfao: eww

[Annihilation]

CA, you shoulda played the "no english" card... you coulda pulled it off, you look it


bwahahah ;)


this is RG BTW

[Hektik]

AHAHAH That's fucked him especially his wife. She isnt tht great...yuck. She think shes hot and wears teen's one piece tang top.... whcic shows here ceellulite infested arms. YUCK!!!


principles is what matters here. who cares if shes ugly aslong as shes not a fucking orca then teach that fucker a lesson...lol





also wear a rubber who knows what she has.. oh and film it and put it on here and send it the kids school...

[Crazy Asian]

LOLOLOLO!!!! !Oh god....

[sirkus]

Print out naked pictures of fat girls.. and give them to his kids. While smoking.

Or just start smoking pot in front of them.

[Doppelgänger]

its because you're asian :D

[David88vert]

Have a bunch of friends come over just to smoke. About 30 of them. Make certain to catch their attention.

[Eurostunna07]

should have shot him . or called the 5-0 on his drunk ass

[db_bogdan]

:ninja: lol... stupid ppl... but how about yesterday...(just moved in the subdivision like 3 weeks ago) i`m just chilling in my drive way with one of my homeboys... it`s like 4pm. We see this 17-18years old white girl passing on the street. We are trying to be nice and shit... and i say "Hey girl...". So she looks, she smiles, and she goes by her business... like 30 minutes later my homeboy goes home. So i`m in my house, on my laptop, when i hear the door bell ring. I look on the window and i see the same girl, but she was sitting on the street. So i`m like... WTF... who is at the door... maybe a friend of hers. So i run downstairs, put my had sideways... and i open the door....



A BIG BLACK DUDE WITH A GLASS A WINE IN HIS HAND.
so there goes the conversation:
Me: aaa... may i help you???
Him: Yes. What`s your name??
Me: aaaa.... Boggy. Why?
Him: I would really apreciate if you punks don`t say nothing to my daughter when she passes down the street!!!
Me: Who? What? I just said "Hy"
Him: I don`t care!!! Just don`t even look at her!!
Me::eek: :screwy: Get the fuck off my property! Asshole!
Him: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

So i just shut the door in his face!

People are just stupid..... what y`all think i sould do to him or her??? :D :taun:

[Hulud]

tell him to mind his own goddamn business
:stupid:

i would smoke closer to his house just to piss him off, but thats me

[Mr_Mischif]

:ninja: lol... stupid ppl... but how about yesterday...(just moved in the subdivision like 3 weeks ago) i`m just chilling in my drive way with one of my homeboys... it`s like 4pm. We see this 17-18years old white girl passing on the street. We are trying to be nice and shit... and i say "Hey girl...". So she looks, she smiles, and she goes by her business... like 30 minutes later my homeboy goes home. So i`m in my house, on my laptop, when i hear the door bell ring. I look on the window and i see the same girl, but she was sitting on the street. So i`m like... WTF... who is at the door... maybe a friend of hers. So i run downstairs, put my had sideways... and i open the door....



A BIG BLACK DUDE WITH A GLASS A WINE IN HIS HAND.
so there goes the conversation:
Me: aaa... may i help you???
Him: Yes. What`s your name??
Me: aaaa.... Boggy. Why?
Him: I would really apreciate if you punks don`t say nothing to my daughter when she passes down the street!!!
Me: Who? What? I just said "Hy"
Him: I don`t care!!! Just don`t even look at her!!
Me::eek: :screwy: Get the fuck off my property! Asshole!
Him: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

So i just shut the door in his face!

People are just stupid..... what y`all think i sould do to him or her??? :D :taun:

Buttsecks. It always gets em. PS why he gotta be black? racise!

[db_bogdan]

i ain`t racise... but she was white and he was black... step dad or something!! :)

[Crazy Asian]

Mom must love the meat.

[GET8UP]

CRAZY ASIAN empty you mail box!!!!!!

[_Christian_]

set his wife on fire and have buttsex with his kids

[Crazy Asian]

Done mailbox and emptying nd now the guy is not talking to me. Tahnk god. wheww.