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Brett
03-15-2007, 11:31 AM
In case you didn't already know this about Social Security, read on:



If You are A Working Person Who's Had To Earn The Money You've Been Paid Read This.

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT!
KEEP IT GOING!!!!

2008 Election Issue!!

GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOCIAL SECURITY
This must be an issue in "2008 ". Please! Keep it going.

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SOCIAL SECURITY:
(This is worth reading. It is short and to the point)

Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years.

Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it.

You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their
own benefit plan .

In more recent years, no congress person has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan.

For all practical purposes their plan works like this:
When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die.

Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments.

This is calculated on an average life span for each of those two Dignitaries For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect to draw $7,800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), with their wives drawing $275,000.00 during the last years of their lives.


Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early age, will receive much more during the rest of their lives.

Their cost for this excellent
plan is $0.00. NADA....ZILCH...

This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them. You and I pick up the tab for this plan. The funds for this fine retirement plan come directly from the General Funds;

"OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK"!

From our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid) into,-every payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our employer)-we can expect to get an average of $1,000 per month after retirement.

Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of $1,000 monthly benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal Senator! Bill Bradley's benefits!


Social Security could be very good if only one small change were made.

That change would be to:
Jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the Senators and Congressmen. Put them into the Social Security plan with the rest of us .
then sit back....
and watch how fast they would fix it.

Mike Lowrey
03-15-2007, 11:34 AM
Brett knows Social Security.......because he has been collecting for years.

2.0civic
03-15-2007, 11:36 AM
BRETTS ALL WORRIED ABOUT THAT SS NEXT YEAR LOLOL

thinkfast®
03-15-2007, 11:42 AM
BRETT GETTIN THEM SS PESOS HAHAHAHA..... WAIT

YOU KNOW WHAT OLD MAN YOU MAY BE ONTO SOMETHING, I JUST CANT PUT MY FINGER ON IT

Brett
03-15-2007, 11:43 AM
Brett knows Social Security.......because he has been collecting for years.

Go use some Rogaine bitch!! :lmfao:

Mike Lowrey
03-15-2007, 11:46 AM
Go use some Rogaine bitch!! :lmfao:

REPOST!

You so fuckin' old you can't remember yesterday?!

Brett
03-15-2007, 11:47 AM
I remember, But I like the blad jokes, Now go get me some tropical fruit bubbalicious... AND SOME SKITTLES... Oh yeah... and call the wife and tell her IM ON THEEE WAY!!

Mike Lowrey
03-15-2007, 11:49 AM
I remember, But I like the blad jokes, Now go get me some tropical fruit bubbalicious... AND SOME SKITTLES... Oh yeah... and call the wife and tell her IM ON THEEE WAY!!


You got shot in your leg. Your dick probably don't work.

Brett
03-15-2007, 11:50 AM
Its no where near the hole. :lmfao:

Mike Lowrey
03-15-2007, 11:51 AM
Mike, you go to therapy to get your issues worked out, not bang your therapist.

See, now you just talkin' nasty.

Bajjani
03-15-2007, 11:58 AM
How about this fun fact for social security

You are taxed out of your check to pay social security
then
unless SS is basically your only income when you retire (meaning you are basically poor) you pay tax when you recieve your SS benefit

Double tax ftw?

Lucky DAWG
03-15-2007, 10:07 PM
hey everyone

post up your social security # and i will rep you!!!

Mike Lowrey
03-16-2007, 05:36 AM
hey everyone

post up your social security # and i will rep you!!!

123-69-6969

RandomGuy
03-16-2007, 10:49 AM
lolol bretts securing his future.... cough i mean next year

Ran
03-16-2007, 11:12 AM
hey everyone

post up your social security # and i will rep you!!!OMG-NO-GTFO or 664-66-4836

:D