Quick (very quick) rant. Two-pump-chump rant

[EvasiveEF9]

Yeah, it's that quick of a rant.

It's late. I'm tired. I'm in a pissy mood. That's probably the only reason this bugs me.

I HATE when my post count is some even number... Like if too many numbers match up or something. Like "2000" or "1800"...anyone else feel this way, or do I need to go back to anger management?

[EvasiveEF9]

Apparently, I have issues and no one on IA cares. That's SO typical of IA. BASTARDS!

[TIGERJC]

yea no one cares

[EvasiveEF9]

yea no one cares
Fuck. My best bet is to probably just hang myself, huh...

[TIGERJC]

Fuck. My best bet is to probably just hang myself, huh...
:yes: but get someone to film it, no better yet use a shotgun :goodjob:

[81911SC]

i dont feel that way but will this help? :boobies:

[EvasiveEF9]

:yes: but get someone to film it, no better yet use a shotgun :goodjob:
I'll PM you my address, bring a camera. I've only got a camera for still shots.

It'll be the biggest new thing to hit NWS-IA!

[EvasiveEF9]

i dont feel that way but will this help? :boobies:
Eh...a little. But they're not here in my room in my face...

[81911SC]

Eh...a little. But they're not here in my room in my face... i tried

[Stormhammer]

i think someone is ocd...

[EvasiveEF9]

i think someone is ocd...
When I go to IHOP, I order one of three things. Each thing has to be eaten in a specific order.

OCD, what?

[Ran]

I think I'm the opposite of you. I prefer even numbers or multiples of 5. I hate the numbers 1, 3, 7, and 9. Don't know why. When I turn up the stereo in my car, it has to be at a multiple of 5. :dunno:

On the other hand, I eat the same way you do. One thing at a time. First eggs, then bacon, then pancakes, then grits. :yes:

[EvasiveEF9]

I think I'm the opposite of you. I prefer even numbers or multiples of 5. I have the numbers 1, 3, 7, and 9. Don't know why. When I turn up the stereo in my car, it has to be at a multiple of 5. :dunno:

On the other hand, I eat the same way you do. One thing at a time. First eggs, then bacon, then pancakes, then grits. :yes:
When I'm in the car, the radio has to be in multiples of 2 or 5, LoLoL

On the breakfast note, I was only like 2/3 the way through my breakfast. Someone reached over and stole my last piece of ham. I flipped my shit! I couldn't eat anymore. They were like "What's so bad about not finishing with ham?" I was like "CUZ IT'S OUT OF ORDER!"

Flipped my shit...was funny as hell. Next time we went to IHOP, my buddy hadn't arrived yet, but we ordered for him. I ordered him two extra sides of ham. He got there, they brought the food, and he was like "Extra Ham?" I was like "Yeah" grabbed it with the fork "That's mine, but you paid for it. Thanks!"

[Sol-Badguy]

Yeah, I'm like that with my stereo, and other things. Needs to be 2 or 5.

I hate it.

[81911SC]

i cant eat like that all in order and stuff. i want it all at the same time

[EvasiveEF9]

i cant eat like that all in order and stuff. i want it all at the same time
Blenders FTW

[Ran]

i want it all at the same timeYou a greedy motherf*cker, aren't you?

[ShooterMcGavin]

IA would care more if u hung urself then posted up pics of it :goodjob:

[EvasiveEF9]

You a greedy motherf*cker, aren't you?
He drives a porsche. What'd you expect? :screwy:

[EvasiveEF9]

IA would care more if u hung urself then posted up pics of it :goodjob:
I know, but I need a cameraman. But it wouldn't matter, cuz that'd be the hype until someone posted a chick with boobs hangin' out. Then they'd be like "Who's Evasive? And who's QD for that matter?"

[§treet_§peed]

I think I'm the opposite of you. I prefer even numbers or multiples of 5. I hate the numbers 1, 3, 7, and 9. Don't know why. When I turn up the stereo in my car, it has to be at a multiple of 5. :dunno:

On the other hand, I eat the same way you do. One thing at a time. First eggs, then bacon, then pancakes, then grits. :yes: sweet an Asia that actually likes Grits a rel southern asian lol who would of thought

[Ran]

sweet an Asia that actually likes Grits a rel southern asian lol who would of thoughtlol, yeah but I gotta put butter on them. Maybe syrup if I want them sweet. Depends on my mood. :)