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quickdodgeŽ
03-14-2007, 03:56 PM
The daughter said that her hands were cold.
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."
The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl replied, "Put them between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm them up."
He did, and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs.The warmth of my body will warm it up."
He did, and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen sol id."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again,
and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"

Later, QD.

Killer
03-14-2007, 03:58 PM
LOL!!!

(whens the last time u actually heard the song amish paradise anyways?!)

quickdodgeŽ
03-14-2007, 03:59 PM
LOL!!!

(whens the last time u actually heard the song amish paradise anyways?!)

This past weekend. On VH-1. Later, QD.

Sammich
03-14-2007, 04:00 PM
hrmmm...just cuz he's QD el oh el

























LOL

Killer
03-14-2007, 04:00 PM
This past weekend. On VH-1. Later, QD.

that's bad!

Lucky DAWG
03-14-2007, 04:27 PM
LOL!!!

(whens the last time u actually heard the song amish paradise anyways?!)

WIERD

i actually hadn't heard it for years until today in the library i was sitting talking with friends and some sophmores start blasting it on their ipod across the library.

coincidence? i think not. QD has a hand in this

Sol-Badguy
03-14-2007, 04:41 PM
Wooow.

cactusEG
03-14-2007, 05:50 PM
dumb thread

quickdodgeŽ
03-14-2007, 06:02 PM
dumb thread

Which proves that this thread has a lot in common with you. Later, QD.

cactusEG
03-14-2007, 07:24 PM
Which proves that this thread has a lot in common with you. Later, QD.



u always use that gay line when i say that , i guess u have something in commen with ur gay line

quickdodgeŽ
03-14-2007, 07:40 PM
u always use that gay line when i say that , i guess u have something in commen with ur gay line

It's because when I see or think of stupidity, it all relates back to you. I guess it's just your fate. Oh well, can't blame me for that. SO how do my nuts feel, anyway? Later, QD.

cactusEG
03-14-2007, 07:43 PM
more gay shit from QD

quickdodgeŽ
03-14-2007, 07:47 PM
more gay shit

Who better to recognize it, too. Later, QD.

cactusEG
03-14-2007, 07:56 PM
From QD

§treet_§peed
03-14-2007, 08:18 PM
lol at story and at QD