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Doppelgänger
03-14-2007, 02:47 PM
So yeah, i just stepped outside and my eyes were watering, figure it was the wind. Not. Upon looking at my car, there was a haze of yellow on it.... which quickly communicated to my brain that im going to die in the next few weeks. Yay, this means a trip to the doc for an inhaler for the next 6 weeks :(

Discuss.

Killer
03-14-2007, 02:50 PM
i get bad allergies... i get hay fever like a mother too....

i hate polon.. ^^^ got an extra inhaler???


this isn't gonna help.. i've basically had a sinus infection for the longest time now... nose is always stopped.. and my snot is the craziest of greens and yellows.... there's even blood in it most the time.... this is gonna suck..

The Yousef
03-14-2007, 02:52 PM
atleast we'll die together mike... :lmao:

VooDooXII
03-14-2007, 03:00 PM
What are those trees which smell like spunk?

I hate that shit.

koukis14
03-14-2007, 03:24 PM
What are those trees which smell like spunk?

I hate that shit.


AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA I forget what they are called but I have smelled them before with my friend last summer. He was like "why does it smell like jiz outside??"

Killer
03-14-2007, 03:25 PM
those "snowball" trees? where the flowers are bunched together in balls?

JennB
03-14-2007, 03:35 PM
Bradford Pears.

Fowl ass things.

I-85 inside the perimeter is lined with them and it REEKS to drive through there with the windows down. They are all around my work parking lot, all over the damn city! Grrr.

Jecht
03-14-2007, 03:48 PM
The only thing I don't like about pollen is that it makes my car a weird shade of green, and the windows become yellow and hard to see through.

VooDooXII
03-14-2007, 05:46 PM
Luckily, I'm not allergic to pollen...

But damn...those Bradford Pears nearly make my eyes water.

Lucky DAWG
03-14-2007, 05:48 PM
Luckily, I'm not allergic to pollen...

But damn...those Bradford Pears nearly make my eyes water.

same, i'm not allergic to a single thing so far

fuckins sucks for you droptop, enjoy :goodjob:

con
03-14-2007, 05:53 PM
running nose, sneezing & itchy bloodshot eyes already started here.........

Kalifornia087
03-14-2007, 06:02 PM
Damn it's nice to not be allergic to anything.

Sucks for you mike!! LoL

ShooterMcGavin
03-14-2007, 06:15 PM
atleast we'll die together mike... :lmao:
just like yousef to post some gay sounding shit :lmao:

speaking of which, when u die, can i have ur computer? :D

Leisa
03-14-2007, 08:44 PM
i noticed that earler tonight

§treet_§peed
03-14-2007, 08:48 PM
I HATE FUCKING BEGINING OF SPRING AND END OF FALL MY SINUS ACT UP THE FUCKIN WORST. aslso did you hear about the killer bees headed towards georgia for this summer?

Lucky DAWG
03-14-2007, 08:50 PM
I HAT FUCKING BEGING OF SPRING AND END OF FALL MY SINUS ACT UP THE FUCKIN WORST. aslso did you hear about the killer bees headed towards georgia for this summer?

i saw how those things were created and how they attack on some special on Discovery Channel. Those things chase attackers of their nest for like a mile or something ridiculous. If they come, I will be moving for the summer, I don't even want to be near those

d1esel12
03-14-2007, 08:52 PM
aww you poor guys.. im glad i dot get allergies.. weEeEEee

ahhh kiler beeeees?? crappp

§treet_§peed
03-14-2007, 08:54 PM
i figure fuckit. killer bees i keep smoking beex can't stand smoke..:D

Crazy Asian
03-14-2007, 08:55 PM
When you see a next grab molotov cocktail. Fire and blowing it up works. DO NOT I REPEAT DOSE BEE's with water. That agitates them and will attack you like a fat horny girl on Brad Pitt.

BKgen®
03-14-2007, 09:11 PM
pollen isn't really a problem for me :D

http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//bmp035-tib02emblemshaveSMALL.jpg

Hektik
03-14-2007, 09:13 PM
ALLEGRA-D FTMFW

bafbrian
03-14-2007, 09:15 PM
i saw how those things were created and how they attack on some special on Discovery Channel. Those things chase attackers of their nest for like a mile or something ridiculous. If they come, I will be moving for the summer, I don't even want to be near those

Guess I am willing moving along with you.

Bees carry pollen too and doesn't help at all with the pollen situation. Allegries here I come. :(

psychodrama_81
03-14-2007, 09:21 PM
Funny thing, my roomate and I was talking about this exact same subject....the jizz smelling trees....I died laughing

The Yousef
03-14-2007, 09:21 PM
just like yousef to post some gay sounding shit :lmao:

speaking of which, when u die, can i have ur computer? :D

after that comment.....


































NO!

§treet_§peed
03-14-2007, 09:25 PM
the nut smelling trees and the nasty pussy that needs to be washed and dueshed and also smell like raw fish smelling trees

psychodrama_81
03-14-2007, 09:27 PM
Mmmmkay...lolz

Hektik
03-14-2007, 09:28 PM
the nut smelling trees and the nasty pussy that needs to be washed and dueshed and also smell like raw fish smelling trees

yessss mmmmmm those are my favorit..lol

BKgen®
03-14-2007, 09:30 PM
the nut smelling trees and the nasty pussy that needs to be washed and dueshed and also smell like raw fish smelling trees


lolol dude.

i'm not a grammar nazi, but dueshe is a far cry from douche.

:lmao:

§treet_§peed
03-14-2007, 09:48 PM
lol hey what can i say.. i'm tired lazy and o well lol and hektik i'm sure it is lmfao! :lmfao:

scabtastic
03-14-2007, 10:56 PM
we have those all over campus i hate them

Lucky DAWG
03-14-2007, 11:01 PM
pollen isn't really a problem for me :D

http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//bmp035-tib02emblemshaveSMALL.jpg

lol funny
i wish hyundai didn't make that car

its actually a pretty fricken sweet lookin car
reminds me a lot of a supra, which is most people on this site's wet dream lol

BKgen®
03-14-2007, 11:04 PM
i call it the poor man's supra.

korean piece of shit.

Lucky DAWG
03-14-2007, 11:11 PM
i call it the poor man's supra.

korean piece of shit.

it really is, thats kinda what my car is too, everything is interchangeable almost from a supra to the SC, just less aggressive body styling.


not a bad thing at all though dude
take what i said as a compliment, car looks great, keep it up :goodjob:

§treet_§peed
03-14-2007, 11:12 PM
Supra and skyline is my wet dream along with a right hand drive rx7 and supra lol :D

BKgen®
03-14-2007, 11:13 PM
thanks bro. i need to try to make it to one of these meets you guys have.

Lucky DAWG
03-14-2007, 11:14 PM
Supra and skyline is my wet dream along with a right hand drive rx7 and supra lol :D

i agree

rather have a lambo
but on a realistic level those are my dream cars lol

lately i've been having desires to buy a jeep though, maybe a wrangler or rubicon and build it into an offroading beast jacked the hell up

§treet_§peed
03-14-2007, 11:15 PM
eh can't wait until i can attend meets again lol

BKgen®
03-14-2007, 11:17 PM
mclaren f1 ftmfw.

and no, i don't care that the Veyron is faster.
i've always wanted an f1.

§treet_§peed
03-14-2007, 11:18 PM
i agree

rather have a lambo
but on a realistic level those are my dream cars lol

lately i've been having desires to buy a jeep though, maybe a wrangler or rubicon and build it into an offroading beast jacked the hell up fuck a lambo played the fuck out since their conception

Lucky DAWG
03-14-2007, 11:20 PM
fuck a lambo played the fuck out since their conception

you're insane
you'd rather take a stock supra over a stock ferrari, lambo, or the likes?

the body styling is incredible on those cars
you can't argue that, not worth the price tag, but if you have the money then i would

BKgen®
03-14-2007, 11:21 PM
fuck a lambo played the fuck out since their conception

:eek:

old school miura is teh secks.

§treet_§peed
03-14-2007, 11:38 PM
I would take a Supra over one.. i never have been to big on Lambos or ferris my first dream car since i was a little lad was a Supra lol

ShooterMcGavin
03-14-2007, 11:54 PM
aww you poor guys.. im glad i dot get allergies.. weEeEEee

ahhh kiler beeeees?? crappp
how long u been in ga? i used to not get seasonal allergies until about 5 yrs after i moved down here.

VooDooXII
03-15-2007, 12:05 AM
mclaren f1 ftmfw.

and no, i don't care that the Veyron is faster.
i've always wanted an f1.

I want a Pagani Zonda F...that's my dream car. As in, it shall remain in my dreams.

Slow Motion
03-15-2007, 12:37 AM
Take a deep breath............................................ if you can.


Im glad i don't have allergies or any other breathing problem. Dogwood trees is what causes the sperm smelling odor. Its because of it flowers and the pollen.

The Green Monster
03-15-2007, 12:39 AM
i hate it...trees skeetin all in my eyes, on my face, on my car...everywhere...and it kills me...I can't even go outside cuz I get blinded instantly from the watering...I can't sleep cuz I almost die cuz my nose clogs up...hence why I'm still up...AHHHHH

Doppelgänger
03-15-2007, 07:59 AM
combivent ftl :( I guess it'll be the inhaled and claritin D...which i have to get before anyone closes because all the stupid fucking meth heads fucked it up for everyone else. I think meth heads should allowed to be hunted like big game, except you can just toss them in a landfill.

psychodrama_81
03-15-2007, 08:03 AM
SKEET!! SKEET!! SKEET!!

UPMotorsport
03-15-2007, 08:08 AM
Yeah, I washed my car for like an hour yesterday, andwoke up this morning and it was yellow YAY

Killer
03-15-2007, 08:13 AM
ya'll shoulda seen the colors that came out of my nose/throat today..

it was like fireworks... had some green/yellow/red/some bright lime green/and even a little blue...

i've got aids...

§treet_§peed
03-15-2007, 01:42 PM
lol that's why you get a car cover or car port or garage lol.. i have a carport and a car cover..:D

bafbrian
03-15-2007, 04:46 PM
UGH, I was driving home after a quick trip to talk to the PMS of ROTC at Ga Tech and I had the windows down when I went by a ton of these trees near my house. It was like a smack in the face, it was freaking strong. Forgot how pungent this stuff is.

Infinite
03-15-2007, 09:03 PM
:lmfao: @ ppl with allergies

Nittanys1
03-15-2007, 09:09 PM
the pollen count was up to 707 today...extremely high!

Frög
03-15-2007, 09:12 PM
What are those trees which smell like spunk?

I hate that shit.

Lol! hate those... i hate pollen.. i just give up on washing it until the season is over..

twinj
03-15-2007, 09:12 PM
damn and i am allergic too. I hate it cause i can't stand driving a damn pollen cover car so i have to wash like every other day.

Nittanys1
03-15-2007, 09:15 PM
yeah those trees that smell ike cum sux ass!!

Nomad!
03-16-2007, 08:15 PM
The pollen doesn't bother me as much as the abundance of tree sap. My car is littered with gobs pine tree droppings. I think I'll have to let the good folks at Carnetts get that stick goo off of my car for me.

§treet_§peed
03-21-2007, 01:38 PM
Lazy ass.. to good to wash it yourself by hand?

Sport1.3
03-21-2007, 02:33 PM
FUCK JIZZ TREES!!!

Wal-Mart
03-21-2007, 02:55 PM
dammit, when will plants figure out they cant reproduce with everything?? including my car :(

ironchef
03-21-2007, 06:16 PM
Having a white car sucks!