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HalfBaked
03-14-2007, 01:54 PM
Actually it was chnco. Mother fucker hit me hard, my jaw is all swollen and sore.

We we leaving Baileys and some guy starts talking shit in the parking lot, so Landon and him get into it, so I jump in to try and them apart, and then Allen (Chnco) swings to hit the other dude and totally just jacks me in the face as hard as he could.

Luckily I was as drunk as I was so I didn't realize it then. However I did go home and fuck some whore I met.
Killer
03-14-2007, 02:00 PM
Actually it was chnco. Mother fucker hit me hard, my jaw is all swollen and sore.

We we leaving Baileys and some guy starts talking shit in the parking lot, so Landon and him get into it, so I jump in to try and them apart, and then Allen (Chnco) swings to hit the other dude and totally just jacks me in the face as hard as he could.

Luckily I was as drunk as I was so I didn't realize it then. However I did go home and fuck some whore I met.


u've got the worst luck my friend.. but some funny stories...
Sammich
03-14-2007, 02:01 PM
LOL @ another funny drunk story...reps if i can

*edit*

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HalfBaked again.
The Yousef
03-14-2007, 02:07 PM
dude...you just need to wear an helmet everywhere you go...LOL
HalfBaked
03-14-2007, 02:11 PM
I had to wear a helmet all the time until the 7th grade...

I wanna leave it at home now!
Sammich
03-14-2007, 02:13 PM
beta put it back on...its prolly why u got dat HIV thing
HIgH_ScHoOL
03-14-2007, 02:26 PM
Well atleast you were the only one of us to get hit. Yall should have seen his ass after Allen knocked the shit out of him. We had to get 3 people just to put him in my car. And after you got knocked out it was 2 on 3, but you weren't much of a help to begin with....
Nemesis
03-14-2007, 02:27 PM
chnco reminds of what i looked like in middle school. Glad I grew outta it. LOL
xLSTONEx
03-14-2007, 02:27 PM
Well atleast you were the only one of us to get hit. Yall should have seen his ass after Allen knocked the shit out of him. We had to get 3 people just to put him in my car. And after you got knocked out it was 2 on 3, but you weren't much of a help to begin with....


That was actually written by me...
AgentEasy
03-14-2007, 02:28 PM
lol @ halfbaked stories.. lol
xLSTONEx
03-14-2007, 02:28 PM
chnco reminds of what i looked like in middle school. Glad I grew outta it. LOL

Chnco will beat your fucking ass.
Nemesis
03-14-2007, 02:30 PM
Chnco will beat your fucking ass.


Im scared. :lmfao:
xLSTONEx
03-14-2007, 02:32 PM
Im scared. :lmfao:


As you should.
HalfBaked
03-14-2007, 02:34 PM
Yea, I was gonna say how the hell did I get back home even. And how did that girl find out where we lived.

Allen knocked me the fuck out!
xLSTONEx
03-14-2007, 02:39 PM
That bitch had nasty titties. We actually stopped answering her phone calls when she got in the nieghborhood, but she called like 5 times so we finally answered.
The Yousef
03-14-2007, 02:40 PM
I had to wear a helmet all the time until the 7th grade...

I wanna leave it at home now!

i think you might want to wipe the dust off of it and and wear it again...just for your own physical health sake...lol
con
03-14-2007, 02:42 PM
:lmfao: you need your very own camera crew......
HalfBaked
03-14-2007, 02:45 PM
I know. It is like I don't even look for this, it just finds me. I should have my own sitcom.
xLSTONEx
03-14-2007, 02:45 PM
i think you might want to wipe the dust off of it and and wear it again...just for your own physical health sake...lol

Well Matt just stumbles his drunk ass into a 5 person brawl and tries to break it up. Im holding one dude while Allen is beating the shit out of him and matt gets in the way and takes one right in the face. I almost laughed when I saw it happen but the brawl keep going. Allen didn't even stop punching just took another step and started punching him again.

Right after Matt got hit he goes, "Allen you just hit me in the face." Then falls to the ground and doesn't move for a while.
The Yousef
03-14-2007, 02:46 PM
I know. It is like I don't even look for this, it just finds me. I should have my own sitcom.
call it:

''The Trails and Tribulations of Halfbaked"
The Yousef
03-14-2007, 02:46 PM
Well Matt just stumbles his drunk ass into a 5 person brawl and tries to break it up. Im holding one dude while Allen is beating the shit out of him and matt gets in the way and takes one right in the face. I almost laughed when I saw it happen but the brawl keep going. Allen didn't even stop punching just took another step and started punching him again.

Right after Matt got hit he goes, "Allen you just hit me in the face." Then falls to the ground and doesn't move for a while.

ahahahahahahahaaha i can't breathe ahahahahaahahaha!!!!

:lmfao:
HalfBaked
03-14-2007, 02:47 PM
Yea, the last 2 things I remember saying last night where:

"Allen, you just hit me in the face."

Then later on I said

"Where do you want me to cum?"
The Yousef
03-14-2007, 02:51 PM
"Where do you want me to cum?"
was this also to allen?


:lmfao:
xLSTONEx
03-14-2007, 02:52 PM
was this also to allen?


:lmfao:

el oh el
PhAtBoYMr2
03-14-2007, 02:53 PM
yall nigras need to start carrying guns son
The Yousef
03-14-2007, 02:55 PM
yall nigras need to start carrying guns son

the matt will find me and shoot me...

:fire:

and that would suck... :(
xLSTONEx
03-14-2007, 02:56 PM
yall nigras need to start carrying guns son

No im positive I would absolutely kill someone.
PhAtBoYMr2
03-14-2007, 02:59 PM
whatever it takes to stop from matt getting socked in the face

he could die of brain damage or concussion or something
The Yousef
03-14-2007, 03:01 PM
he could die of brain damage or concussion or something
THATS WHY HE NEEDS A HELMET!
xLSTONEx
03-14-2007, 03:03 PM
He probably just needs to stop drinking and stay out of the fights that Im always in.
The Yousef
03-14-2007, 03:05 PM
He probably just needs to stop drinking

SOBERITY FTW!!!
PhAtBoYMr2
03-14-2007, 04:22 PM
SOBERITY FTW!!!

SOBERITY FTL
The Yousef
03-14-2007, 09:28 PM
SOBERITY FTL

no...FTW
HalfBaked
03-15-2007, 02:26 AM
I love alcohol too much!

How else would my night involve me being knocked unconscious, then someone still giving a girl my number and talking her into coming over, and then having sex for a while before I have to piss and walking around the house naked with a hard on, while screaming "SOMEONE IS GETTING AN STD TONIGHT."
PhAtBoYMr2
03-15-2007, 02:27 AM
hahahahah

alcohol FTW

yousef you wonder why you dont get no pussy son! you need more brew son!
HalfBaked
03-15-2007, 02:30 AM
Yea apparently after I took a piss, I left my bedroom door wide open and just fucked while everyone could see me lol.
PhAtBoYMr2
03-15-2007, 02:31 AM
sometimes you gotta have an audience son, teach these youngins
HalfBaked
03-15-2007, 02:35 AM
sometimes you gotta have an audience son, teach these youngins
You should have been here!!

Her hot friend likes black guys!
PhAtBoYMr2
03-15-2007, 02:38 AM
wtf son! see i mad yall mofos didnt call me.......

i couldve been THAT black guy





























that fucks the hot friend of course
PhAtBoYMr2
03-15-2007, 02:38 AM
and i'm wasted right now
PhAtBoYMr2
03-15-2007, 02:42 AM
i went on this "blind date" with this cheerleader and she had a boyfriend for 2 1/2 years but that didn't matter.....she was feeling a nigga.....

i mean her friend called me 5 min ago to tell me she liked me alot and it was the "closest" contact she had with a man in years so i'm trying to fuck her this weekend......


she was so hot....a blonde cheerleader that was 5'4 and less then 100lbs, i told her we could make millons off porn and she laughed..............but she knew it was the truth!
HalfBaked
03-15-2007, 02:43 AM
As are we!

But ya, she was like "my friend normally only likes black guys but I think she may be into Landon..."

But that wasn't true. You totally could have fucked some hot white bitch at my place!
PhAtBoYMr2
03-15-2007, 02:44 AM
thanks for the call guys i really appreciate it.....................


NOT!
PhAtBoYMr2
03-15-2007, 02:45 AM
I WOULDVE RAW DOGGED THAT SHIT
HalfBaked
03-15-2007, 02:45 AM
i went on this "blind date" with this cheerleader and she had a boyfriend for 2 1/2 years but that didn't matter.....she was feeling a nigga.....

i mean her friend called me 5 min ago to tell me she liked me alot and it was the "closest" contact she had with a man in years so i'm trying to fuck her this weekend......


she was so hot....a blonde cheerleader that was 5'4 and less then 100lbs, i told her we could make millons off porn and she laughed..............but she knew it was the truth!
Lemme have her
HalfBaked
03-15-2007, 02:46 AM
I WOULDVE RAW DOGGED THAT SHIT
I didnt' bag it last night.

Then I ran around the house telling Landon and them "Someone is getting an STD tonight."

LOL, becaause its true.
PhAtBoYMr2
03-15-2007, 02:46 AM
Lemme have her


IF YOUR GOING TO SAVANNAH FOR ST PATTYS DAY I MAY HOOK YOU UP!!!


SAVANNAH IS GOIN BE CRUNK!!
PhAtBoYMr2
03-15-2007, 02:47 AM
I didnt' bag it last night.

Then I ran around the house telling Landon and them "Someone is getting an STD tonight."

LOL, becaause its true.


After my night last weekend i THINK i may have something....

but my penis is fully functionable and working so i don't know
PhAtBoYMr2
03-15-2007, 02:49 AM
Oh yeah, as i type this i'm killing my 12 pack of natty light!!!!


GREAT BEER!
HalfBaked
03-15-2007, 02:49 AM
I gotta work St. Patricks day.

Damn it.

Hey, wanna go to the health clinic together and get tested...
PhAtBoYMr2
03-15-2007, 02:51 AM
I gotta work St. Patricks day.

Damn it.

Hey, wanna go to the health clinic together and get tested...


I mean if your 100% serious than i will go.......

I'm almost scared...but if your serious lets do it!

i just wanna make sure i'm good......ive been with some sluts in my lifetime
The Yousef
03-15-2007, 07:23 AM
How else would my night involve me being knocked unconscious, then someone still giving a girl my number and talking her into coming over, and then having sex for a while before I have to piss and walking around the house naked with a hard on, while screaming "SOMEONE IS GETTING AN STD TONIGHT."

that sounds...ummm....romantic?


:lmfao:
chnco
03-15-2007, 01:47 PM
hahahahahahahahahahhahahah