Water Or Wine??? Your Choice...

[Kelly]

Water or Wine

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = poop

WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

I am doing it as a public service.

:upchuck:

[Brett]

repost ;)

[Kelly]

Lol... Alright then

Better luck next time :dunno:

[DrunkScotsman]

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[DrunkScotsman]

all that was below the google search , no kiddin

[Kelly]

:thinking:

[DrunkScotsman]

keep refreshing the page and check the bottom , you'll see what i mean

[Kelly]

:lmfao:

[GTScoob]

I'll keep drinkin my whiskey then.

[Doppelgänger]

i knew there was a reason i dont drink water.... i really dont. Gaterade FTW!!!

[2.0civic]

fuck water.

[itsjustdee]

shut up brett. no one cares if its a repost. lololol you old man.

[2.0civic]

also is that tap water or is that bottled water?

[BluesClues]

^^^ most likely tap and I don't drink tap unless I am making kool-aid

[Mike Lowrey]

Water or Wine

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = poop

WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

I am doing it as a public service.

:upchuck:



Ladies and Gentleman!

I introduce you to the female version of Brett.

Brett = Repost King
Kelly = Repost Queen


~cheers~

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^:thinking: i thought she was the next COHF girl? :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

^^^:thinking: i thought she was the next COHF girl? :lmfao:


Yeah, that too....LOL

[The Yousef]

alcoholics all of you...

[Kelly]

I hate you all...










:lmao:

[Mike Lowrey]

I hate you all...



:lmao:


:D :D :D :D

[The Yousef]

I hate you all...

THAT'S MY PHRASE!!!

I HATE EVERYONE!!!

:tongue1:

[VooDooXII]

This kid's on his way to great health! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyEnyd8j4uA)

[d1esel12]

im having a glass of wine right now.. ohh so yummy..

[BKgen®]

big deal.

water sucks.

old news.

kthxbye.