Brett
03-12-2007, 08:22 AM
>> A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
>>of seniors down a highway
>>when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
>>She offers him a handful of peanuts,
>>which he gratefully munches up.
>>
>>After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
>>again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
>>She repeats this gesture about five more times.
>>
>>When she is about to hand him another batch again
>>he asks the little old lady,
>>why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?
>>"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
>>
>>The puzzled driver asks,
>>"Why do you buy them then?"
>>The old lady replied,?
>>"We just love the chocolate around them."
>>
>> It pays to be careful around old people.
>>of seniors down a highway
>>when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
>>She offers him a handful of peanuts,
>>which he gratefully munches up.
>>
>>After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
>>again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
>>She repeats this gesture about five more times.
>>
>>When she is about to hand him another batch again
>>he asks the little old lady,
>>why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?
>>"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
>>
>>The puzzled driver asks,
>>"Why do you buy them then?"
>>The old lady replied,?
>>"We just love the chocolate around them."
>>
>> It pays to be careful around old people.