MINI S vs. Lancer vs. WRX

[Doppelgänger]

So me and the girl were heading home from Athens tonight, going toward the apt. minding our own business. Well we line up next to some yellow Lancer (OZ i think). I know this guy is going down... i mean, c'mon... its a POS by default. So anyway, we roll off the light and i toy with him for a moment before romping on the gas and letting the blower do its thing...and make its noise :) Well I shut it down one i proved the MINI's dominance over something that should be kept as a rental car.

That's all, right? No! So the Lancer is rolling next to us, knowing good and well not to try anything stupid when i look back and see something tailgating the absolute SHIT out of him. Well i move up and the fucking fag-hoe gets on my ass.... i really wanted to ruin that slut shits night and slam on the brakes and fuck their night up. But i didn't... not in my car. So we get up to a light and i see some little whore driving her NEW WRX...still had dealer plates on it... blue in color. So the light drops and i jump and immediately pull a couple cars on that shit. Well, that cheap trick apparently didn't have enough and tried to get us from a roll. EEEERRRRRR Wrong.... the bitch got schooled again!!! Well she takes off becuase her feelings were hurt for sure... i mean, she just bought a all-mighty WRX and got beat by a slightly modd'ed 1.6L MINI!!

So anyway, i make a clear point to kinda follow her and pull up next to her at a light just to roll my window down and point and laugh...this is wheni discover it was some girl/hoe for real.

That is all.

[2.0civic]

lol she couldnt drive then...

i mean...uh..lol\

what the mini got done to it?

[Repost Squintz]

was that wrx silver?

[Doppelgänger]

lol she couldnt drive then...

i mean...uh..lol\

what the mini got done to it?
from a dig?? possably. from a roll... nah, the MINI was simply faster.... any fool and drive from a roll.


The MINI.... just some 'things' :)

[WickedIXMR]

So me and the girl were heading home from Athens tonight, going toward the apt. minding our own business. Well we line up next to some yellow Lancer (OZ i think). I know this guy is going down... i mean, c'mon... its a POS by default. So anyway, we roll off the light and i toy with him for a moment before romping on the gas and letting the blower do its thing...and make its noise :) Well I shut it down one i proved the MINI's dominance over something that should be kept as a rental car.

That's all, right? No! So the Lancer is rolling next to us, knowing good and well not to try anything stupid when i look back and see something tailgating the absolute SHIT out of him. Well i move up and the fucking fag-hoe gets on my ass.... i really wanted to ruin that slut shits night and slam on the brakes and fuck their night up. But i didn't... not in my car. So we get up to a light and i see some little whore driving her NEW WRX...still had dealer plates on it... blue in color. So the light drops and i jump and immediately pull a couple cars on that shit. Well, that cheap trick apparently didn't have enough and tried to get us from a roll. EEEERRRRRR Wrong.... the bitch got schooled again!!! Well she takes off becuase her feelings were hurt for sure... i mean, she just bought a all-mighty WRX and got beat by a slightly modd'ed 1.6L MINI!!

So anyway, i make a clear point to kinda follow her and pull up next to her at a light just to roll my window down and point and laugh...this is wheni discover it was some girl/hoe for real.

That is all.


was that wrx silver?
Sorry i had to do it

[JennB]

lol she couldnt drive then...

i mean...uh..lol\

what the mini got done to it?

Nope, MINI is just faster. Yeah, a stock WRX has maybe 30 HP on the MINI but the sedan also has about 500-600 lbs more on it as well. If you want a fast Subaru... get an Sti or start modding.... I don't go near Sti's.... hell no.

[2.0civic]

Nope, MINI is just faster. Yeah, a stock WRX has maybe 30 HP on the MINI but the sedan also has about 500-600 lbs more on it as well. If you want a fast Subaru... get an Sti or start modding.... I don't go near Sti's.... hell no.

AH...DIDNT KNOW THE MINIS WERE POWERFUL. GOOD INSIGHT

[Nemesis]

Ive always wanted to run a mini.


Up for a run against my wagon?

[The Yousef]

Sorry i had to do it

:lmfao:

[Repost Squintz]

damn it i got owned

[lightspeed]

:thinking: So you drive a miata and a mini. What up with you and your pom-pom mobiles? :lmfao: Im presuming its your GF's at least :boobies:
But yes, Im sure it handles wonderfully. So does my Hoover vacuum though.

[Tracer]

:thinking: So you drive a miata and a mini. What up with you and your pom-pom mobiles? :lmfao: Im presuming its your GF's at least :boobies:
But yes, Im sure it handles wonderfully. So does my Hoover vacuum though.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Doppelgänger]

C'mon Mang.... don't get me started. Yes, its the GF's car, because mine was sitting at home per the front tires were through 2 layers of steel belts.

You know i'd wax you where i run.........

[lightspeed]

you know i'd wax you where i run.........
I dont know that actually, but for sake of arguement, ill just say "whatever." :thinking: Although going sideways through corners isnt the fastest way around a track :goodjob:

[Wal-Mart]

lolerz at the fast cars picking on the slow cars.

[Doppelgänger]

You got it all wrong :D, i don't challenge people to drifting contests, really. You have your thing, i have mine... no need for the useless shit ;)

[Maniaç]

Mini's are gay....

[Wal-Mart]

why? because it was beating up on your girls car??? lol

[lightspeed]

i don't challenge people to drifting contests, really. You have your thing, i have mine... no need for the useless shit ;)
amen, brother :goodjob:

[dp32185]

dude...i saw your miata the other Sunday...you and your girl cruising on 316E...heard you dropping a gear or two waiting for me to take the bait, but i saw your front end and said...let's not make a fool out of myself :D

good to see that car is doing what it's made to do! color combo is sick too :goodjob:

my S is stock now with gunmetal 5 spoke/ polished lip. you may not remember me though :lmfao:

[evokenny]

hmm blue in color you say ...was this girl in the wrx asian? j/w cuz there seems to be one in my neighborhood

[Doppelgänger]

dude...i saw your miata the other Sunday...you and your girl cruising on 316E...heard you dropping a gear or two waiting for me to take the bait, but i saw your front end and said...let's not make a fool out of myself :D

good to see that car is doing what it's made to do! color combo is sick too :goodjob:

my S is stock now with gunmetal 5 spoke/ polished lip. you may not remember me though :lmfao:In the S2K?? i dont remember :( Or maybe i do :???: lol. Thanks for the compliment :goodjob:

[Doppelgänger]

hmm blue in color you say ...was this girl in the wrx asian? j/w cuz there seems to be one in my neighborhood
possably, definatly had darker skin and black hair.... looked kinda short too lol I didn't get a clear look at her face.... she wouldnt look directly at me haha

[Leadfoot_mf]

hey mike congrats on your moms new car.

[Doppelgänger]

hey mike congrats on your moms new car.I didn't know Jenn was my mom :( damn. well, at least im adopted, so im not worried about anything.

[JennB]

hey mike congrats on your moms new car.

Ewww.. Tim, that's nasty. :2up:

I'm not old enough to be his mom. Asshat. :fightpig:


On another note, mountain run soon. Please.

[Leadfoot_mf]

no the chick in the wrx= mikes mom

[GTScoob]

Ive always wanted to run a mini.


Up for a run against my wagon?
Me too.

Stock wrxs are pretty slow. I drove one of my friends' stock wrxs a couple weeks ago and it was still fun but felt boring due to the lack of power. I really want to test drive a Mini S but most places wont let guys my age test drive cars.