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HalfBaked
03-08-2007, 01:21 PM
So I was down in PC and drunk as shit just chilling on the balcony and just yelling at people who walk by and what not. Well I see this one really skinny girl walk by and my friend is like she looks anorexic, so I'm like "What up anorexic girl?!" Well apparently that was the wrong thing to say, she got fucking pissed. Few minutes later, her boyfriend, some other guy and this girl come to my room.

They tell me she is upset and that I'm a cunt for saying that, so I felt bad and went and apologized. Well a few minutes later this super hot girl walks into my room and punches me in the chest. This bitch is pissed and screaming and what not so she starts slapping me across the face pretty hard. And I'm like OK whatever and just sitting there. Well she says something and I give her a smart ass comment back and she fucking starts hitting me closed fist in the face. Shit hurt, she hit hard. So now my jaw and chest are like bruised and super sore because some hot bitch beat my ass.
Crazy Asian
03-08-2007, 01:22 PM
LOLOL HAHAH OWNED!!!!
imbosile
03-08-2007, 01:23 PM
HAHAHA
HalfBaked
03-08-2007, 01:23 PM
Yea, I handled it well I guess haha, I didn't swing back or touch the girl. Granted I wanted to fuck her really badly.
Crazy Asian
03-08-2007, 01:23 PM
You should have said this " Baby Im sorry but Im extremely horny and your pussy looks mighty fine tonight.
HalfBaked
03-08-2007, 01:25 PM
She was wearing this badass pants and this tight little top.

Badass body on her too, one of the hottest girls I saw all weekend.

Then she said the best thing ever, she was like "DON'T EVER TALK TO ANYONE....EVER AGAIN."

And she left my room crying, she wasn't even the one I pissed off, she was just a hot friend with a fist.
thinkfast®
03-08-2007, 01:26 PM
THATS WHY AS SOON AS THEY GOT TO YOUR DOOR YOU SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA THE BITCH AND KICK THE PUNK ASS B/F IN THE NUTS, THROW HIS ASS OVER THE BALCONY AND TAKE THE HOT BITCH IN THE ROOM

MAN YOU WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS GETTIN UR ASS KICKED.. I WOULDA HAD LIKE 16 DIFF WAYS TO GET OUTTA THAT, ONLY 4 OF THEM INVOLVE A WEAPON
RandomGuy
03-08-2007, 01:29 PM
you shoulda asked her if she knew what chloroform smelled like and then had your way with her
HalfBaked
03-08-2007, 01:29 PM
The boyfriend was cool as shit, he was just like chilling and shit and not mad. He just came to watch I think. The wierd thing is, this all happened like over an hour after I said the 1st comment. So the girl was crying for like over an hour. I actually felt pretty bad when I saw that.

Bad and confused.
ahmonrah
03-08-2007, 01:29 PM
now......you handled both situations (except the first) like ahmonrah does. only variant with the first situation was NOT to apologize....but merely argue your point that, "I mean really guys , SHE IS SKINNY! AM I WRONG ? " but keep the cool, matter of factly look.

the second one handled just like i would've. and JES, like you if she was that hot, i would've wanted to BANGITS.


but since u were drunk why not go the distance and just strip and stand there in front of her ?? i mean it's ur room ! she's in it. if she was to flip out, tell her you were geting in the shower.
dorin48
03-08-2007, 01:31 PM
....at least she was hot..... if you want do redeem yourself please say that the smart ass comment you made was something involving you burying her face in a pillow.
Sport1.3
03-08-2007, 01:32 PM
Haha you should press charges....Assault and Battery!! then tell her you'll drop the charges if she drops her pants!!!! WIN WIN!!
HalfBaked
03-08-2007, 01:32 PM
I apologized because I probably shouldn't have said anything rude like that in the 1st place, but at the same time she shouldn't let what a drunken asshole says get to her that way.

The other girl was just kinda random, I didn't say anything to her on the beach or anything. She just wanted to be like "yea...that guy he is hot. I hit it."
HalfBaked
03-08-2007, 01:33 PM
....at least she was hot..... if you want do redeem yourself please say that the smart ass comment you made was something involving you burying her face in a pillow.
It was somewhat along the lines of "I have something she can eat..." or something.
d1esel12
03-08-2007, 01:54 PM
hahhahah chick power!!.....but i hope your okay..... hahah
Doppelgänger
03-08-2007, 01:55 PM
pics of bitch battle scars!!!
HalfBaked
03-08-2007, 01:56 PM
hahhahah chick power!!.....but i hope your okay..... hahah
Yea, I'm hanging in there haha. I stll have to figure out how to go back to work today and hide my tan...
HalfBaked
03-08-2007, 01:57 PM
pics of bitch battle scars!!!
No scars sadly, just bruises haha.
2.0civic
03-08-2007, 02:04 PM
pics?
HalfBaked
03-08-2007, 02:06 PM
pics?
Of me or the bitch?

I have no pics of her, between the barrage of punches being thrown it was hard to snap a picture.
UPMotorsport
03-08-2007, 02:06 PM
That hilarious

Im going to PCB in a couple weeks, maybe i can get my ass whooped by some fine bitches
bigdare23
03-08-2007, 02:37 PM
LOL too wild. You didnt even make an attempt to grab a titty?
Sammich
03-08-2007, 02:39 PM
LMAO
Mr_Mischif
03-08-2007, 02:41 PM
I woulda hit her back. I'm a strong supporter of the "Hit A Ho Back" campaign, or "HIHB" as we say.
BiH1320
03-08-2007, 02:41 PM
congrats
Crazy Asian
03-08-2007, 02:46 PM
OMG
dorin48
03-08-2007, 03:00 PM
It was somewhat along the lines of "I have something she can eat..." or something.

hooray~! :goodjob:
Killer
03-08-2007, 03:06 PM
dude, that hilarious... seriously.
Leadfoot_mf
03-08-2007, 03:14 PM
nothing says revenge like sticking it in the ass.
HalfBaked
03-08-2007, 03:28 PM
I should have been like "since you punched I get to punch you...donkey style!"
DaX
03-08-2007, 03:41 PM
...
no control
03-08-2007, 04:41 PM
Of me or the bitch?

I have no pics of her, between the barrage of punches being thrown it was hard to snap a picture.

right before she was about to swing on you for one of the hits, you shoulda said "hold that pose. i'm gonna go find a camera." see how she reacted to that.
nx2000det
03-08-2007, 05:28 PM
LMAO
§treet_§peed
03-08-2007, 07:45 PM
LoL
Kevykev
03-08-2007, 07:54 PM
Yea, I handled it well I guess haha, I didn't swing back or touch the girl. Granted I wanted to fuck her really badly.


:lmfao:


I think you would've legally been able to take something from her at that point!
PhAtBoYMr2
03-08-2007, 08:54 PM
As she was slapping you you shouldve said "yeah baby just like that"

and "ohhhh yeahhh slap me harderrrrr"

make it seem like you were getting aroused.....lol

Good luck on finding the girl and fuckin her brains out
Lucky DAWG
03-08-2007, 09:02 PM
lmao

awesome story
Driftk1d350z
03-08-2007, 09:42 PM
I woulda hit her back. I'm a strong supporter of the "Hit A Ho Back" campaign, or "HIHB" as we say.

wouldnt it be HAHB?:D

but that was an awesome story...i LOLed
ShooterMcGavin
03-08-2007, 11:49 PM
wtf u didn't even get pics??? :gay: and if she cried over an hr about that shit then i guess it musta been true :lmao:
Hektik
03-09-2007, 12:11 AM
As she was slapping you you shouldve said "yeah baby just like that"

and "ohhhh yeahhh slap me harderrrrr"

make it seem like you were getting aroused.....lol

Good luck on finding the girl and fuckin her brains out


BAWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.....+1:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:




i think if u would have grabbed the bitch and started to make out with her crazy like she would have been all down for it ... she was already all hyped up.....
+1 for restraining ur self tho and not hitting her back....
HalfBaked
03-09-2007, 01:03 AM
Damn, I feel like I missed a prime opportunity with a super hot bitch. Atleast I learned a new pick up line "Hey bitch, you look anorexic!!!!!"
Kyle
03-09-2007, 01:14 AM
Haha. Thats an awesome story. I can't imagine what that would be like...it sounds okay until the closed fisted punches. Am I wrong?
HalfBaked
03-09-2007, 02:58 AM
Those hurt.

A lot.

It was funny because she missed once and almost fell over.
dtmcnamara
03-09-2007, 06:42 AM
:ttiwwp:
KevinT707
03-09-2007, 10:48 AM
Sounds exciting Matt ..
HalfBaked
03-09-2007, 07:22 PM
Oh it was very exciting.

The trip had it all, brawls bitches and beer!
BTLFED
03-09-2007, 08:17 PM
Great thread. :goodjob:
xLSTONEx
03-09-2007, 08:26 PM
Yes that shit was funny as hell. I was off somewhere making out with some hot chick while this happened.
http://photos-427.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v56/136/7/23206634/n23206634_31334427_2949.jpg
(now this thread has pictures) But when I came back matts face was quite swollen. Then later that night I got in a fight and busted his face open with a beer can. He needed stiches.


We were asked to leave.......
HalfBaked
03-09-2007, 08:34 PM
True story.

Landon was out with that bitch, and then he came back drunk and some kid started talking shit to Landon so they fought. Then when Landon was leaving the kid tried to hit him again so Landon turned around and threw a full beer can at the kids face and just totally jacked him up.

Then we had to drive home drunk at 2:30am.
xLSTONEx
03-09-2007, 08:38 PM
It was 3:30 a.m. when we left, remember just like when we left to go down there as well.
The Green Monster
03-09-2007, 10:22 PM
you shoulda asked her if she knew what chloroform smelled like and then had your way with her



LIRL....I should've expected nothing less from you :lmfao:
Mr_Mischif
03-09-2007, 11:33 PM
wouldnt it be HAHB?:D

but that was an awesome story...i LOLed

OH SHIT I fail @ life.
_Christian_
03-09-2007, 11:51 PM
thats hot!!! id grab her hand, put it in my pants, and tell her to beat that instead.
Wurm
03-10-2007, 12:04 AM
your emo why didnt you cry with her
HalfBaked
03-10-2007, 12:07 AM
your emo why didnt you cry with her
I'm emo?

Since when?
Wurm
03-10-2007, 12:09 AM
hmmm probally got you and halftwit mixed up again
miro_gt
03-10-2007, 12:14 AM
wahaha
Mr_Mischif
03-10-2007, 01:33 AM
hmmm probally got you and halftwit mixed up again

Aww when Halfwit hears this he'll cry with joy.

And then cut himself.
xLSTONEx
03-11-2007, 12:35 AM
just el oh eling about this again!
Sibious
03-11-2007, 04:25 AM
honestly i would of told her to get the hand cuffs, and whip :goodjob: