10 More Useless Facts

[Brett]

A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White




Ingesting small doses of ink over an extended period of time will change your eye color slightly





If an average human scrotum were stretched until all its wrinkles were smoothed out, it could hold a basketball




You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them




Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.





If you place a fresh Viagra tablet in a houseplant's soil every six months, the plant will not wilt





It is physically impossible to urinate and give blood at the same time





Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling




Ancient Egyptians used molted cobra skins as condoms

[MongolPup]

You know, there were originally thirteen disciples, but then Brett got kicked out for telling the SAME DAMN JOKES OVER AND OVER!

[Brett]

:lmfao:

[Ran]

Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swellingQuestion: Who the hell took the time and effort to figure this out?

[Brett]

Dunno, I just get the emails and I pass the message..LOL

[Hiro]

A pregnant goldfis is called a twit

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

A "jiffy" is actually a measurment of time for 1/100th of a second

[Sammich]

You know, there were originally thirteen disciples, but then Brett got kicked out for telling the SAME DAMN JOKES OVER AND OVER!

:lmao: +1

*edit*

btw its apostles, not disciples

[MongolPup]

:lmao: +1

*edit*

btw its apostles, not disciples

Correct, my mistake.

[MachNU]

Dunno, I just get the emails and I pass the message..LOL

You now if you stop sending yourself your own emails you wouldnt have that many reposts!!!! :goodjob:

[Sammich]

You now if you stop sending yourself your own emails you wouldnt have that many reposts!!!! :goodjob:

thats the only way he gets to have emails being that he's been spammed so many times that the spammers just called it quits..he's lonely give him a break jeesh

[MachNU]

thats the only way he gets to have emails being that he's been spammed so many times that the spammers just called it quits..he's lonely give him a break jeesh

he probably sends himself flowers on v-day just to fill loved!!!!1 :lmao:

[Sammich]

he probably sends himself flowers on v-day just to fill loved!!!!1 :lmao:

then he makes love to palmela.. turning himself on during the day w/ sexual text messages of things that he wants to do to himself:lmfao:

[MachNU]

then he makes love to palmela.. turning himself on during the day w/ sexual text messages of things that he wants to do to himself:lmfao:

and from what i hear "palmela" lies ALOT!!!!! ;) :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

and from what i hear "palmela" lies ALOT!!!!! ;) :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

yea i heard that too..pleasing other men and shit..dis cuss ting

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[MachNU]

yea i heard that too..pleasing other men and shit..dis cuss ting

:lmfao: :lmfao:

shit i didnt hear that i just hear she uh...... ;) makes things out larger than they really are....ALOT larger... ;)

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

YUCK PALMELA...HAVE SOME RESPECT YOU GONA GET AIDS YOU KEEP PLEASIN OTHA MENZ

[MachNU]

YUCK PALMELA...HAVE SOME RESPECT YOU GONA GET AIDS YOU KEEP PLEASIN OTHA MENZ

LOL least she doesnt repost all the time!!!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

aint that the truth..cuz if we had two constant reposters, IA would be a disgrace

[BiH1320]

Dude

[Sammich]

u talkin to bert?

[BiH1320]

anyone who reads the pic. im bored and i felt like posting it.

[Sammich]

must be bert then cuz i cant read that pic..

[BiH1320]

lmao why not?
ur not gay?

[Sammich]

must not be...cuz i cnt understand shit in that post LMAO

[MachNU]

me no hable engles

[Sammich]

tu no habla espanol either lol

non spanish speakin arse LMAO

[MachNU]

tu no habla espanol either lol

non spanish speakin arse LMAO

si me gusta!!!!!

[Sammich]

yes you like...

te gusta que

[MachNU]

yes you like...

te gusta que

:2up:

Я надеюсь, что Вы не говорите на русском языке, тогда там переднем, я могу играть это прочь подобный, я могу!!!!!

[Sammich]

NO SE






























LIRL yousef wanna be talkin all this ganja bin laden talk LIRL

[MachNU]

NO SE

LIRL yousef wanna be talkin all this ganja bin laden talk LIRL

YAY I Win!!!!! :bigdance:

[Sammich]

lol..but u lose cuz of you mustang..dnt make me call chad@bee LMAO

[MachNU]

lol..but u lose cuz of you mustang..dnt make me call chad@bee LMAO

shit man his hondas no joke....but give me some time and i will be on a whole other lvl then him he nows that to but as of right now his honda is faster!!!!!!

anyways i just finished putting the list together of the parts i need for my car, so got to pay some bill first before i can start my project!!! :D :(

[Sammich]

o...but he dont have the honda..he got the neon LMAO...

i got a honda..but im not boostin..

[MachNU]

o...but he dont have the honda..he got the neon LMAO...

i got a honda..but im not boostin..

honda neon its all the same thing.... :dunno: :lmao: :lmao:

[Sammich]

honda neon its all the same thing.... :dunno: :lmao: :lmao:

HATER...HATE R

[MachNU]

HATER...HATE R

truth hurts i am sorry ..... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Sammich]

lolol