Kelly
03-07-2007, 04:19 PM
> >Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
> >their days interesting.
> >Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I
> >was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a
> >cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how
> >about giving a retired person a break?"
> >He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
> >"Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn
> >tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the
> >second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
> >Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
> >more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
> >Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car
> >that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
> >"Hillary in '08."
> >I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
> >important to my health.
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> >their days interesting.
> >Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I
> >was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a
> >cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how
> >about giving a retired person a break?"
> >He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
> >"Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn
> >tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the
> >second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
> >Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
> >more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
> >Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car
> >that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
> >"Hillary in '08."
> >I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
> >important to my health.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: