Why are wedding dresses white?

[quickdodge®]

Son asks his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

Later, QD.

[2.0civic]

LOLOLOLOL

[Ran]

:lmao:

[Lucky DAWG]

my fridge is silver

[Mike Lowrey]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:




























WHITE POWER!

[Evil Goat]

ahahaha...actually made me laugh

[thinkfast®]

QUICK COMIN THRU W/ A FUNNY

WAY TO GO VATO

[Mike Lowrey]

QUICK COMIN THRU W/ A FUNNY

WAY TO GO VATO


Now give it a few hours and Brett will repost this shit! :lmfao:

[quickdodge®]

Gracias, hota. Adios, QD.

[thinkfast®]

JOJOJO ESPERE UN MOMENTO CABRON. ESTABA DICIENDO ESAS PALABRAS AL FAMOSO THINKFAST?

MIRE, EL DON THINKFAST NO JUEGA, SERIA MEJOR SI SE VAS DE ESTE SITIO DE INTERNET Y PIENSA EN LO QUE DIJO

LOLOL. AL RATO, THINKFAST.

[quickdodge®]

JOJOJO ESPERE UN MOMENTO CABRON. ESTABA DICIENDO ESAS PALABRAS AL FAMOSO THINKFAST?

MIRE, EL DON THINKFAST NO JUEGA, SERIA MEJOR SI SE VAS DE ESTE SITIO DE INTERNET Y PIENSA EN LO QUE DIJO

I do to drink Mountain Dew while eating a Whopper with cheese. Later, QD.

[Killer]

JOJOJO ESPERE UN MOMENTO CABRON. ESTABA DICIENDO ESAS PALABRAS AL FAMOSO THINKFAST?

MIRE, EL DON THINKFAST NO JUEGA, SERIA MEJOR SI SE VAS DE ESTE SITIO DE INTERNET Y PIENSA EN LO QUE DIJO

LOLOL. AL RATO, THINKFAST.


(ron burgandy voice)

"Quit talkint like that i can't understand u!?!!"

[Lucky DAWG]

fuck you and your village people neg rep annihilation lol
i kno ur gonna read this
it made me laugh though, i have to look at it all the time now though