View Full Version : This is bullshit that I can't pass a drug test
TIGERJC
03-07-2007, 03:04 PM
I can't pass a drug test b/c I don't have enough hair to get tested. :2up: my hairless body. So I am going to have to wait atleast 3-5 weeks until I can grow a fucking fro before I even start work. I think this is discrimination right here, time to find a lawyer
Can you not opt for a blood test?
TIGERJC
03-07-2007, 03:09 PM
Can you not opt for a blood test?
Not allowed by the company and I even offer to pay for the test
DarthVigor
03-07-2007, 03:10 PM
damn that sucks, i get piss tested all the time and im glad thats all they use instead of my hair folicals
thinkfast®
03-07-2007, 03:10 PM
WOW WHAT KINDA MORON SHIT IS THAT
JoeyKazez
03-07-2007, 03:10 PM
i think you need to be worried about having absolutely no hair on yur body. they can't do eyebrows or anything else?
Halfwit
03-07-2007, 03:10 PM
HAHAAHAH U GOT TO GET A FRO....
loser.
TIGERJC
03-07-2007, 03:11 PM
Fuck working for the man, I think I am going to just sell drugs and/or get on welfare
Lucky DAWG
03-07-2007, 03:13 PM
stop cutting your pubes
TIGERJC
03-07-2007, 03:13 PM
i think you need to be worried about having absolutely no hair on yur body. they can't do eyebrows or anything else?
I have a shave head and there is no fucking way I am shaving my eyebrows off (wouldn't look right). I offered my pubs and ass hairs and the nurse denied me
thinkfast®
03-07-2007, 03:14 PM
its all the rave these days
all the cool kids are resortin to wannabe D boys, I say go for it
I offered my pubs and ass hairs and the nurse denied me
LOL
But seriously, they have no alternative testing method? I mean, what if someone on chemotherapy applied? I'd raise hell until they took an alternate testing method up.
TIGERJC
03-07-2007, 03:15 PM
they need both a urine and hair sample
Lucky DAWG
03-07-2007, 03:17 PM
LOL
But seriously, they have no alternative testing method? I mean, what if someone on chemotherapy applied? I'd raise hell until they took an alternate testing method up.
thats a bit different...
Slowboy
03-07-2007, 03:23 PM
find a job with out a drug test
2.0civic
03-07-2007, 03:29 PM
Fuck working for the man, I think I am going to just sell drugs and/or get on welfare
shit another sigworthy quote...goddamn darkness, youre on a roll lately...
but seriously, thats some bullshit though.
BLACKPOWER
civic95
03-07-2007, 05:24 PM
Where are you applying? The FBI?
JoeyKazez
03-07-2007, 05:40 PM
I offered my pubs and ass hairs and the nurse denied me
lolol
§treet_§peed
03-07-2007, 05:50 PM
lol
bigdare23
03-07-2007, 06:09 PM
Hell naw! LOL
TIGERJC
03-07-2007, 06:23 PM
Where are you applying? The FBI?
:lmfao: :lmfao: I think it would be a lot easier to get a job with the FBI than with this stupid company
DarthVigor
03-07-2007, 06:29 PM
dont they usually take 120 hair samples or something ridiculas like that?
§treet_§peed
03-07-2007, 06:30 PM
shit shave you arm pits in front of them and give them that hair
4dmin
03-07-2007, 06:34 PM
lol this is actually pretty funny :lmao:
NiteMare
03-07-2007, 06:37 PM
damn. what is your plan?
TIGERJC
03-07-2007, 06:37 PM
shit shave you arm pits in front of them and give them that hair
Shaved :cry:
How about u ppl donate some arm and leg hair (No pubs). I could put some kind of sticky invisible glue on my arm pits and then put the hair on top of the glue.
Lownismo17
03-07-2007, 08:31 PM
tell them your training to be an Olympic swimmer, lmao.. i had to do a hair drug test for my nursing program and the dumbass ass women gapped me..
cactusEG
03-07-2007, 08:39 PM
stop using druges than ! ! !
TIGERJC
03-07-2007, 08:45 PM
stop using druges then ! ! !
fixed and I havent smoked in about 2 years. Read the thread before u comment
§treet_§peed
03-07-2007, 09:11 PM
sure i'll donate for 5 bucks i've been drug free for tha past 3 or 4 years
BiH1320
03-07-2007, 09:39 PM
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109715
Check it out.
You might be interested.
TIGERJC
03-07-2007, 09:43 PM
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109715
Check it out.
You might be interested.
I can pass a fucking drug test, read muthfuckas read. I don't have enough hair on my body to get it tested and I already passed the urine test but I still have to get my hair tested ( I have to grow some hair so it can get tested)
d1esel12
03-07-2007, 09:57 PM
:goodjob: ROGAINE!!! :goodjob:
§treet_§peed
03-07-2007, 10:07 PM
LoL
TIGERJC
03-07-2007, 10:13 PM
:goodjob: ROGAINE!!! :goodjob:
I might try that
§treet_§peed
03-07-2007, 10:14 PM
LOL!!
d1esel12
03-08-2007, 02:39 PM
hahah. im gald my idea inspired you. do before and after pics
cactusEG
03-08-2007, 05:18 PM
use ball hair
TIGERJC
03-23-2007, 06:52 PM
Yea I just owned that drug test today. But now I have a shaven head since the bitch of a nurse left me with bald spots on my head
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