This is bullshit that I can't pass a drug test

[TIGERJC]

I can't pass a drug test b/c I don't have enough hair to get tested. :2up: my hairless body. So I am going to have to wait atleast 3-5 weeks until I can grow a fucking fro before I even start work. I think this is discrimination right here, time to find a lawyer

[DaX]

Can you not opt for a blood test?

[TIGERJC]

Can you not opt for a blood test?
Not allowed by the company and I even offer to pay for the test

[DarthVigor]

damn that sucks, i get piss tested all the time and im glad thats all they use instead of my hair folicals

[thinkfast®]

WOW WHAT KINDA MORON SHIT IS THAT

[JoeyKazez]

i think you need to be worried about having absolutely no hair on yur body. they can't do eyebrows or anything else?

[Halfwit]

HAHAAHAH U GOT TO GET A FRO....

loser.

[TIGERJC]

Fuck working for the man, I think I am going to just sell drugs and/or get on welfare

[Lucky DAWG]

stop cutting your pubes

[TIGERJC]

i think you need to be worried about having absolutely no hair on yur body. they can't do eyebrows or anything else?
I have a shave head and there is no fucking way I am shaving my eyebrows off (wouldn't look right). I offered my pubs and ass hairs and the nurse denied me

[thinkfast®]

its all the rave these days

all the cool kids are resortin to wannabe D boys, I say go for it

[DaX]

I offered my pubs and ass hairs and the nurse denied me

LOL

But seriously, they have no alternative testing method? I mean, what if someone on chemotherapy applied? I'd raise hell until they took an alternate testing method up.

[TIGERJC]

they need both a urine and hair sample

[Lucky DAWG]

LOL

But seriously, they have no alternative testing method? I mean, what if someone on chemotherapy applied? I'd raise hell until they took an alternate testing method up.

thats a bit different...

[Slowboy]

find a job with out a drug test

[2.0civic]

Fuck working for the man, I think I am going to just sell drugs and/or get on welfare

shit another sigworthy quote...goddamn darkness, youre on a roll lately...

but seriously, thats some bullshit though.

BLACKPOWER

[civic95]

Where are you applying? The FBI?

[JoeyKazez]

I offered my pubs and ass hairs and the nurse denied me

lolol

[§treet_§peed]

lol

[bigdare23]

Hell naw! LOL

[TIGERJC]

Where are you applying? The FBI?
:lmfao: :lmfao: I think it would be a lot easier to get a job with the FBI than with this stupid company

[DarthVigor]

dont they usually take 120 hair samples or something ridiculas like that?

[§treet_§peed]

shit shave you arm pits in front of them and give them that hair

[4dmin]

lol this is actually pretty funny :lmao:

[NiteMare]

damn. what is your plan?

[TIGERJC]

shit shave you arm pits in front of them and give them that hair
Shaved :cry:

How about u ppl donate some arm and leg hair (No pubs). I could put some kind of sticky invisible glue on my arm pits and then put the hair on top of the glue.

[Lownismo17]

tell them your training to be an Olympic swimmer, lmao.. i had to do a hair drug test for my nursing program and the dumbass ass women gapped me..

[cactusEG]

stop using druges than ! ! !

[TIGERJC]

stop using druges then ! ! !
fixed and I havent smoked in about 2 years. Read the thread before u comment

[§treet_§peed]

sure i'll donate for 5 bucks i've been drug free for tha past 3 or 4 years

[BiH1320]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109715


Check it out.
You might be interested.

[TIGERJC]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109715


Check it out.
You might be interested.
I can pass a fucking drug test, read muthfuckas read. I don't have enough hair on my body to get it tested and I already passed the urine test but I still have to get my hair tested ( I have to grow some hair so it can get tested)

[d1esel12]

:goodjob: ROGAINE!!! :goodjob:

[§treet_§peed]

LoL

[TIGERJC]

:goodjob: ROGAINE!!! :goodjob:
I might try that

[§treet_§peed]

LOL!!

[d1esel12]

hahah. im gald my idea inspired you. do before and after pics

[cactusEG]

use ball hair

[con]

:lmfao: hellz nawwz.....

[TIGERJC]

Yea I just owned that drug test today. But now I have a shaven head since the bitch of a nurse left me with bald spots on my head