The REAL IA Rules

[EvasiveEF9]

The Rules; as stated by the IA regulars

Sure, Brett's got his own set of rules, and some admins have some and such, but dude...we know those are a load of crap. So...post up what you think the REAL rules of IA are, or should be...
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/69/300px-United_States_Bill_of_Rights.jpg
1) Don't fuck with QD. He'll pwn you, make you look like a douche, and everone will just laugh at you. You're not as gangsta as you think you are.
-Ammendment 1A: Thinkfast included - (Ltdnismorace)
2) If you're white or hispanic, don't come on here going "nigga this, nigga that". Just...don't.
3) Don't take ANYTHING on here seriously!
4) Guys will love you for posting anything remotely revealing of an attractive female. Well...no, I lied. ANY female. It could be your mom, and we'll still want :boobies:
5) If you're a noob, you'll get picked on. Straight up.
6) VTEC doesn't mean shit (I can say this, I'm a honda driver)
7) FWD's DON'T drift
8) Don't ask for reps. You'll get them as you deserve them.
9) We don't meet up in masses with huge wings, close off streets, take live video feeds (we will set you up to be all alone in the middle of nowhere) and drag race til someone picks up police activity on radar. We're not fast and furious.
10) Yes, we DO run the mountains, occasionally. If you're a noob, you have nothing to prove. Don't push yourself beyond your limits. You'll hurt yourself, or someone else.
11) Don't ask us about your fucking ticket. We've all (most of us) had one, at least...we paid the price, and we're not lawyers. Talk to the damn prosecutor at the court, or the court's clerk. It's that simple.
12) If you start talking shit...someone WILL notice. Whether you're bullshitting, or being a dick...someone will notice, and call you out.
13) don't mess with the admins/mods...we'll make your e-life a living hell - (Yousef)
14) All chicks on IA are bad news for one reason or another - (shagwAg3n)
15) Don't let YOUR chick find out about IA...
16) Don't insult anyone if you're a noob. QD knows where you sleep. - (BluesClues)
17) Don't let your friends get on IA. They will get you neg repped and/or banned.

Well, there's the first couple I could come up with. I could do more, but I'm tired...I'll add the list as some good ones come up, or just copy/paste. I wanna hear some good ones...
http://www.craigfr.com/rice/howto/muffler.JPG
http://www.lesdirect.com/images/products/regular/ga_uniform_traffic-med.jpg
http://www.kahunavideo.com/images/Old_woman_on_the_beach_in_Cuco.JPG

[The Yousef]

13) don't mess with the admins/mods...we'll make your e-life a living hell

[Ltdnismorace]

I want to make an amendment to rule number 1, thinkfast as well

[EvasiveEF9]

I want to make an amendment to rule number 1, thinkfast as well
I don't know about him...he seems like QD's little apprentice, in my mind...fuck it, we'll add him.

[Hulud]

13) don't mess with the admins/mods...we'll make your e-life a living hell
touche

[Lucky DAWG]

The Rules; as stated by the IA regulars

Sure, Brett's got his own set of rules, and some admins have some and such, but dude...we know those are a load of crap. So...post up what you think the REAL rules of IA are, or should be...

1) Don't fuck with QD. He'll pwn you, make you look like a douche, and everone will just laugh at you. You're not as gangsta as you think you are.
2) If you're white or hispanic, don't come on here going "nigga this, nigga that". Just...don't.
3) Don't take ANYTHING on here seriously!
4) Guys will love you for posting anything remotely revealing of an attractive female. Well...no, I lied. ANY female. It could be your mom, and we'll still want :boobies:
5) If you're a noob, you'll get picked on. Straight up.
6) VTEC doesn't mean shit (I can say this, I'm a honda driver)
7) FWD's DON'T drift
8) Don't ask for reps. You'll get them as you deserve them.
9) We don't meet up in masses with huge wings, close off streets, take live video feeds (we will set you up to be all alone in the middle of nowhere) and drag race til someone picks up police activity on radar. We're not fast and furious.
10) Yes, we DO run the mountains, occasionally. If you're a noob, you have nothing to prove. Don't push yourself beyond your limits. You'll hurt yourself, or someone else.
11) Don't ask us about your fucking ticket. We've all (most of us) had one, at least...we paid the price, and we're not lawyers. Talk to the damn prosecutor at the court, or the court's clerk. It's that simple.
12) If you start talking shit...someone WILL notice. Whether you're bullshitting, or being a dick...someone will notice, and call you out.
13) don't mess with the admins/mods...we'll make your e-life a living hell - (Yousef)

Well, there's the first couple I could come up with. I could do more, but I'm tired...I'll add the list as some good ones come up, or just copy/paste. I wanna hear some good ones...

you're right

we are 2 fast and 2 furious
(slaps knee) oh boy...

[The Yousef]

I want to make an amendment to rule number 1, thinkfast as well

I HEART COCK

[EvasiveEF9]

you're right

we are 2 fast and 2 furious
(slaps knee) oh boy...
Well, some of us are actually tokyo-style...

[Ltdnismorace]

you're right

we are 2 fast and 2 furious
(slaps knee) oh boy...

this close to neg rep:gay:

[EvasiveEF9]

ricky is a illegal immigrant from Canada who was born and raised on the mean streets of North Dakota...and makes the best burritos on earth....


he's harmless
Hmm...call for vote?

[Ltdnismorace]

ricky is a illegal immigrant from Canada who was born and raised on the mean streets of North Dakota...and makes the best burritos on earth....


he's harmless

probably learned from the best, Momma Rosas, San Bernardino CA

[Lucky DAWG]

this close to neg rep:gay:

lmao

i couldn't help but insert a cheesy joke

[Ltdnismorace]

good thing you drive a soarer wannabee

[aaronfelipe]

Goddamn pictures are REQUIRED if you want to keep your thread.

[EvasiveEF9]

this close to neg rep:gay:
Stickin' it to the man, huh?

[aaronfelipe]

Price is REQUIRED if you want a thread.

[Ltdnismorace]

49.99, no pics if under 50 bones

[EvasiveEF9]

Goddamn pictures are REQUIRED if you want to keep your thread.
Give me two seconds...

[Ltdnismorace]

Stickin' it to the man, huh?

nah, but I debated, that was a pretty gay attempt at humor

[aaronfelipe]

49.99, no pics if under 50 bones
Still don't agree with it, not much I can do there.

[Lucky DAWG]

good thing you drive a soarer wannabee

good thing the 1jz swap is cheap if i cared :goodjob:

[Ltdnismorace]

no dude, not putting you down, I love your body :D

EDIT: That sounded really gay, I mean that style of body of the car

[Lucky DAWG]

no dude, not putting you down, I love your body :D

my body?

i'm not sure if you are talking about my car
or myself
is this an attempt to get in my pants :thinking:

[Ltdnismorace]

my body?

i'm not sure if you are talking about my car
or myself
is this an attempt to get in my pants :thinking:

well the wife has been kinda tight lipped lately

[Lucky DAWG]

no dude, not putting you down, I love your body :D

EDIT: That sounded really gay, I mean that style of body of the car

lmao you caught yourself and put the edit in, i made the previous post right before you typed that

but yea, thanks :goodjob:

i'm torn between a 1jz swap or sticking with the 1UZ V8... USDM or JDM, that is the question

[EvasiveEF9]

Goddamn pictures are REQUIRED if you want to keep your thread.
Photos added.

[Ltdnismorace]

lmao you caught yourself and put the edit in, i made the previous post right before you typed that

but yea, thanks :goodjob:

i'm torn between a 1jz swap or sticking with the 1UZ V8... USDM or JDM, that is the question

that isn't a question, you know this answer

Just went and looked at the pictures and now I have vomit in my mouth, thanks :2up:

[Lucky DAWG]

that isn't a question, you know this answer

well i know you want me to say JDM
but the V8 route is tempting, plus i wouldn't have to swap anything out.

it'll be a lot more fun and unique as opposed to following the crowd.
or i could be an even bigger follower and put the 2JZ-GTE in there and make it my toyota counterpart, the supra

[Ltdnismorace]

if you've got the cash for the 2jz, yeah, if not I'd do all motor v8 for uniqueness.

[Lucky DAWG]

if you've got the cash for the 2jz, yeah, if not I'd do all motor v8 for uniqueness.

i'm prob just gonna do 97+ body conversion with a vertex lip, HID's, black+red interior conversion, and suspension mods for now until i have enough time to decide

too tough

[EvasiveEF9]

WTF, off topic.

[Ltdnismorace]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d186/Lilredrover/crazychihuahua.jpg
shut up bitch, or I'll have killer sick yah

[EvasiveEF9]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d186/Lilredrover/crazychihuahua.jpg
shut up bitch, or I'll have killer sick yah
Can't play a playa. Can't stick a heroein addict.

(Please note, this is only said for laughter...not serious)

[Lucky DAWG]

Can't play a playa. Can't stick a heroein addict.

(Please note, this is only said for laughter...not serious)

it has chocolate mixed in to it
a lethal mixture for "killa" and his kin

gets you fuckeddd

[EvasiveEF9]

it has chocolate mixed in to it
a lethal mixture for "killa" and his kin

gets you fuckeddd
Oh shit, dog! No no...really...dog... Get it get it? :lmfao:

[Lucky DAWG]

Oh shit, dog! No no...really...dog... Get it get it? :lmfao:

cocks gun***

[Crazy Asian]

Dont harress Crazy Asian or else I will eat your baby, eat your dog, shit all over your car seat, and tell Yousef to plant a bomb in your toilet.

[EvasiveEF9]

cocks gun***
That's a cute airsoft. Walmart?

[Ltdnismorace]

where is the cut off there, no punctuation equals you just said you're going to "eat your dog shit"

[Crazy Asian]

LOL I will edit.

[Lucky DAWG]

That's a cute airsoft. Walmart?

nope

Tippman 98
i found it on a dead 12 year old after a birthday party at arkenstone


i kno right
what are the chances :lmfao:

[EvasiveEF9]

nope

Tippman 98
i found it on a dead 12 year old after a birthday party at arkenstone


i kno right
what are the chances :lmfao:
Aw, man, too bad he wasn't just HALFWAY dead. Turn the velocity up and shoot him just to make sure it's working.

[Lucky DAWG]

Aw, man, too bad he wasn't just HALFWAY dead. Turn the velocity up and shoot him just to make sure it's working.

lol
or freeze the paintball

oh the days

[ShooterMcGavin]

don't forget, all IA females have a disease :lmao:

[Ltdnismorace]

LOL I will edit.

much better

[EvasiveEF9]

don't forget, all IA females have a disease :lmao:
Adding that now. Reps to you for the thought.

[Ltdnismorace]

go over to the new members section and go over the new guy thread, 280 hp trans am is running 13 flat

[EvasiveEF9]

I know we got more ideas than just that.

[Brett]

The Rules; as stated by the IA regulars

Sure, Brett's got his own set of rules, and some admins have some and such, but dude...we know those are a load of crap. So...post up what you think the REAL rules of IA are, or should be...
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/69/300px-United_States_Bill_of_Rights.jpg
1) Don't fuck with QD. He'll pwn you, make you look like a douche, and everone will just laugh at you. You're not as gangsta as you think you are.
-Ammendment 1A: Thinkfast included - (Ltdnismorace)
2) If you're white or hispanic, don't come on here going "nigga this, nigga that". Just...don't.
3) Don't take ANYTHING on here seriously!
4) Guys will love you for posting anything remotely revealing of an attractive female. Well...no, I lied. ANY female. It could be your mom, and we'll still want :boobies:
5) If you're a noob, you'll get picked on. Straight up.
6) VTEC doesn't mean shit (I can say this, I'm a honda driver)
7) FWD's DON'T drift
8) Don't ask for reps. You'll get them as you deserve them.
9) We don't meet up in masses with huge wings, close off streets, take live video feeds (we will set you up to be all alone in the middle of nowhere) and drag race til someone picks up police activity on radar. We're not fast and furious.
10) Yes, we DO run the mountains, occasionally. If you're a noob, you have nothing to prove. Don't push yourself beyond your limits. You'll hurt yourself, or someone else.
11) Don't ask us about your fucking ticket. We've all (most of us) had one, at least...we paid the price, and we're not lawyers. Talk to the damn prosecutor at the court, or the court's clerk. It's that simple.
12) If you start talking shit...someone WILL notice. Whether you're bullshitting, or being a dick...someone will notice, and call you out.
13) don't mess with the admins/mods...we'll make your e-life a living hell - (Yousef)
14) All chicks on IA are bad news for one reason or another - (shagwAg3n)
15) Don't let YOUR chick find out about IA...

Well, there's the first couple I could come up with. I could do more, but I'm tired...I'll add the list as some good ones come up, or just copy/paste. I wanna hear some good ones...
http://www.craigfr.com/rice/howto/muffler.JPG
http://www.lesdirect.com/images/products/regular/ga_uniform_traffic-med.jpg
http://www.kahunavideo.com/images/Old_woman_on_the_beach_in_Cuco.JPG

Dats right!!! Although I cant remember what they are half the time :lmfao: Oh and VTEC FO LYFE!! :lmfao:

[EvasiveEF9]

I got your :piss: vtec

[4dmin]

YA! brett and the rest of the admins are FAGS!!! :2up: queers!!!

[Brett]

That only leaves me and Julio besdies you!!!


HEY!!!!!! THATS NOT VERY NICE!!! :lmfao:

[The Yousef]

That only leaves me and Julio besdies you!!!


HEY!!!!!! THATS NOT VERY NICE!!! :lmfao:

ha ha...you have the GAY

[2.0civic]

YA! brett and the rest of the admins are FAGS!!! :2up: queers!!!

HAHAHA

AWESOME....SO WHERE ARE WE STICKYING THE NEW RULES? LOL

[EvasiveEF9]

HAHAHA

AWESOME....SO WHERE ARE WE STICKYING THE NEW RULES? LOL
They may consider it if we get more rules up...LoL.

[Ltdnismorace]

I'll tell yah where to stick the new rules fuckers

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

don't forget, all IA females have a disease :lmao:

:slap: Not funny :D

[2.0civic]

new rule...whoreslounge ALWAYS needs to be at the top lol

[thinkfast®]

yea what is this new member shit on top, Ive clicked on there like 4 times just today

damn you puto faces

[EvasiveEF9]

:slap: Not funny :D
Ok, can we agree on 99%, then?

new rule...whoreslounge ALWAYS needs to be at the top lol
Yeah, since when did it get bumped to below the noobs?

[BluesClues]

Don't let your first post be an insult to the people of IA. You will be banned!

[EvasiveEF9]

Don't insult anyone if you're a noob. QD will find you.
Revised and added.

Also adding:

Don't let your friends get on your account. They will have you neg repped, or banned.

[The Yousef]

fuk u fucking fuc...

[BluesClues]

Revised and added.

Also adding:

Don't let your friends get on your account. They will have you neg repped, or banned.


I like my wording a lot better. QD is not always involved. Paul and Brett do ban also

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

Ok, can we agree on 99%, then?

How about 95%?