What Bike YOU should have

[MSTANGSALEEN]

Here is a fun test that has random questions about what bike you really want. More humour in it then anything... http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17525870837436152068

[wannab20hatch]

it said i should be on a harley softail. Fuck that i hate harleys

[ahmonrah]

fuckers gave me the same bike...fukka harley(until i'm 55yrs old)

[MSTANGSALEEN]

Lol, my friend said that it said he should have a moto guzzi

[AznTraitor]

yay! i'm gonna get a Mille


You're a fast and competent rider, but maybe not quite as good as you think you are. You've spent some big bucks on a sexy Aprilia, now go buy a beat-up Kawasaki EX500 as a track bike and get in some practice before you kill yourself.

Seriously. The Mille's power scares the crap out of you at times, and you mostly bought it because you wanted something more unusual than a Ducati. Its not comfortable, you're not having fun, and you're riding less than you did on your old bike. If you're not willing to put in some serious practice time, you should really get something a little less purposefully lethal.

(Is it just me, or is the bike way more attractive than the bimbo in the picture below? --iocaine)

http://is0.okcupid.com/users/704/146/705147469668491512/mt1108813014.jpg

[wannab20hatch]

yup the bike is definitlely hotter

[Eli]

I got...

600cc Sportbike...

Perfect, thats what I am planning on buying...well its a 650, haha.

[EP3sAreFun]

You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.
You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)

On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.

Take it to the track. You'll live longer.


heh thats funny

[David88vert]

You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.
You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

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Damn, I ride the wrong bike. And I do go to the track ......

[MSTANGSALEEN]

LOL!!