Why the fuck do old people drive slow?

[Lucky DAWG]

wouldn't you think they would be going faster knowing that they could "pass on" any second.

they don't have much time on this earth left, so why the hell are they wasting so much time moving slow down 1 lane roads. i'm bitter because they made me late today.

shouldn't they be doing exciting things like antique shopping or playing bingo

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2004/06/09/old-drivers.jpg

[ksinao]

they're scared of dying

[OneSlow5pt0]

quit stealing stand up material

[Leadfoot_mf]

when i am 90 i am going to be going 90.
















yeah nick swardson

[Lucky DAWG]

quit stealing stand up material

:thinking:

[OneSlow5pt0]

sorry heard ur grand ma died...yea,she flipped her vette

[Lucky DAWG]

sorry heard ur grand ma died...yea,she flipped her vette

never heard him do stand up
guy from grandma's boy though right?

"high score? what's that mean? is that bad? did i break it?"

[koukis14]

Once you turn 70 you should have to take you drivers exam again. Of course down here where my fucking dog could pass your retard test it would not matter.

[OneSlow5pt0]

never heard him do stand up
guy from grandma's boy though right?

"high score? what's that mean? is that bad? did i break it?"

yea,and plays the guy on reno 911,that rollerskates and gives handjobs,lol

[Lucky DAWG]

Once you turn 70 you should have to take you drivers exam again. Of course down here where my fucking dog could pass your retard test it would not matter.

so true

most of them can't even hear the horn when you honk at them when they swerve into your lane because they can't see over the wheel.

[Echonova]

they don't have much time on this earth left, so why the hell are they wasting so much time moving slow down 1 lane roads.

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2004/06/09/old-drivers.jpg


Because when you can't see past the steering wheel the horizon doesn't get any closer no matter how fast you drive.

[Lucky DAWG]

Because when you can't see past the steering wheel the horizon doesn't get any closer no matter how fast you drive.

does this go for the speedometer too
or does the whole math and numbers thing go down at that age too?

[Leadfoot_mf]

yes check out his stuff really funny. he was also in malibu 's most wanted.

[OneSlow5pt0]

yes check out his stuff really funny. he was also in malibu 's most wanted.

yea,he ones of my fav stand ups,but jim gaffigan(spelling) is the best

[Lucky DAWG]

yea,he ones of my fav stand ups,but jim gaffigan(spelling) is the best

thread is taking huge turn but oh well :rolleyes:

jim gaffigan is one funny man
on all of his commercials i only see tour dates for northeast and midwest

is he coming here anytime soon, if so how much are tickets and when do they go on sale?
that man is funny as shit.

pablo francisco is also funny as shit

[OneSlow5pt0]

thread is taking huge turn but oh well :rolleyes:

jim gaffigan is one funny man
on all of his commercials i only see tour dates for northeast and midwest

is he coming here anytime soon, if so how much are tickets and when do they go on sale?
that man is funny as shit.

pablo francisco is also funny as shit

yea,i really want to see jim if he comes here,dude i was gonna say pablo too hes funny as hell

[Lucky DAWG]

yea,i really want to see jim if he comes here,dude i was gonna say pablo too hes funny as hell

you bringin up comedians reminded me of him

as we speak i'm dl'n his full skit off morpheus :goodjob:
20% there... (fiddles thumbs)

[Hulud]

quit stealing stand up material
sounds like we got our own white carlos mencia

[OneSlow5pt0]

nice,is the one he did on comedy central,with little tortia boy?

[Lucky DAWG]

nice,is the one he did on comedy central,with little tortia boy?

yes sirree

"i'd like to thank the almighty jahova for my new hot single, its called... suck you momma"

+1 (must spread rep before giving to HynpoToad)

[Lucky DAWG]

sounds like we got our own white carlos mencia

he annoys me
he is way too ADHD and not funny

[Hulud]

he annoys me
he is way too ADHD and not funny
im not sure you understood what i meant

[Deathsmadd]

When your older it seems like its going alot faster because your eyes dont have time to adjust like they do now.

[Lucky DAWG]

im not sure you understood what i meant

i did, but you didn't read the part about me never hearing him do stand up.
so your comment didn't apply.

i turned it into something that contributed to the convo instead :goodjob:

[Lucky DAWG]

When your older it seems like its going alot faster because your eyes dont have time to adjust like they do now.

so its almost like they are skipping a beat while driving?
that sounds scarey :eek:

[Hulud]

i did, but you didn't read the part about me never hearing him do stand up.
so your comment didn't apply.
actually it does apply, cause i didnt quote you :goodjob:

i quoted someone else saying you stole some standup, hence the mencia comment

[Lucky DAWG]

actually it does apply, cause i didnt quote you :goodjob:

i quoted someone else saying you stole some standup, hence the mencia comment

slaps self***

ah i c
excuse me while i get on my knees

[OneSlow5pt0]

carlos and dane cook are overrated

[Hulud]

zach galifianakis > all

[Lucky DAWG]

carlos and dane cook are overrated

yea i try saying that at my lunch table at school
they pratically want to lynch me

they all want to do dane cook in the ass

hes funny, but over rated

i saw some italian guy doing a whole skit about oreo cookies, vanilla wafers, and other cookies on comedy central one night
he was hysterical but i think pretty low key... don't know his name

ring a bell for anyone?

[OneSlow5pt0]

one of the best,is the guy that sings songs..cant think of his name,hes been on comedy central

[Hulud]

one of the best,is the guy that sings songs..cant think of his name,hes been on comedy central
no, that fucked is just a waste of space

hes fucking annoying, not funny

i think his name is stephen lynch

[Leadfoot_mf]

^^^stephen lynch

[OneSlow5pt0]

and yall better not say mitch hedberg is funny,cause he aint..and everyone wants to lick his dead balls

[Leadfoot_mf]

dick get out of here with your fast typing and reading and no 30 post limit fuck off gwad dammit

[Leadfoot_mf]

mitch was funny

[Hulud]

^^^stephen lynch
repost

[Leadfoot_mf]

fuck off u reposter

[OneSlow5pt0]

dick get out of here with your fast typing and reading and no 30 post limit fuck off gwad dammit

:goodjob:

[OneSlow5pt0]

what bout dave chapelle?

[Lucky DAWG]

what bout dave chapelle?

he was really good back in the day
i think his stuff is getting repetitive though

but with liners like "rick james bitch"
he can't go wrong
even if he is getting a bit stale

[OneSlow5pt0]

he was really good back in the day
i think his stuff is getting repetitive though

but with liners like "rick james bitch"
he can't go wrong
even if he is getting a bit stale

yea,his stand up is real good,hes no eddie murphy though

[Lucky DAWG]

yea,his stand up is real good,hes no eddie murphy though

no sir
chris rock would hand it to him as well... haven't heard from him in awhile.

but i'll continue tomorrow
night