Guess your DEATH!

[DC2girl]

welll I was bored and decided to do those lil quizzes... just wanted to see what everybody's outcome was...

DON'T CHEAT, KEEP THE FIRST ONE THEY GIVE YOU.

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php



This is how Im going to die:


Sannara Sam: At age 41 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

:lmao:

***How bout...you rep me and I'll rep you back***(thought this thread was worthless)

[mocha latte cupcake]

At age 39 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

[sirkus]

I like mine...
At age 43 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

[Wurm]

wurm: At age 78 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

[IntegraXTR]

At age 53 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies :D

[Wurm]

I like mine...
At age 43 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.


can i join you

[DC2girl]

wurm: At age 78 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

sounds like my kinda death... :yes:

[abdullah9018]

abdul: At age 33 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

[DnBmama05]

Whitney: At age 27 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

ok, i'm not going to the georgia aquarium anymore...

[DC2girl]

abdul: At age 33 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

:lmfao:

[shavedcivic]

Brian Post: At age 49 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

[SPOOLIN]

GAY

Matt: At age 59 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

i did it again with the same info, MUCH BETTER!

Matt: At age 75 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

[jmmx258]

Joey: At age 74 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

I highly doubt it.

[Echonova]

At age 55 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

[Elbow]

Simon: At age 35 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

LMAO ouch

[Z32redondo]

At age 48 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

LOL I like it

[JKNOUSE]

Sannara Sam: At age 41 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

:lmao:

lol thats mine

Jared: At age 69 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

[sirkus]

can i join you
Hell yeah... I'll save half for you.
We'll take a vision quest. :lmfao:

[Maniaç]

im immortal so i can't die..... haha

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol,

At age 51 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists

[RandomGuy]

Hasan: At age 70 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

[.blank cd]

Geoff Dennis: At age 47 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

[Lucky DAWG]

GAY

Matt: At age 59 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

i did it again with the same info, MUCH BETTER!

Matt: At age 75 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

LAME!!! it did the exact same thing for me as your second one...


At age 42 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

would you happen to be 5'8, 17, social butterfly,and named chase croft with history of heart disease as well?

[RandomGuy]

GAY

Matt: At age 59 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

i did it again with the same info, MUCH BETTER!

Matt: At age 75 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
hahah i saw you on that bullseye turbo forum giveaway hahaha

hrmmmm arent you disqualified from entering?!?!?!?

lolol jk its all good

too many ppl entered so i didnt heh

[MachNU]

Mike: At age 66 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

dam :police:

[babygurl]

Laura : At age 56 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

[R3RUN]

BJ Bacon: At age 56 you will choke on a piece of steak.

Fuck yes, my favorite food :).

[SpooL'DGsR]

what the hell is wrong with mine. i am already ready dead !!!!!!!! :thinking:


jon: At age 13 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

[R3RUN]

Did you forget to put in your age?

[The BUCKY]

At age 76 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

[dorin48]

Dorin Owens Jr.: At age 51 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

[DC2girl]

At age 76 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

hahahah... I would never think that would be the cause of someone's death.

[R3RUN]

Some guy killed himself because his character died in everquest or whatever its called.

[Revmaynard]

Josh: At age 29 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks. ....

[Z32redondo]

Some guy killed himself because his character died in everquest or whatever its called.

I beleive it

[DC2girl]

seriously...?

[dorin48]

That happens in Asian countries a lot more than people think. Many online games have "fatigue bars" which limit the time someone can play. A Korean guy starved over World of Warcraft and a Chinese couple neglected their child. (I may have those nationalities wrong)

[Revmaynard]

I went through and did it with the same info again and it's scary to get this one because I slept until four today.....Josh: At age 24 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

[DC2girl]

I went through and did it with the same info again and it's scary to get this one because I slept until four today.....Josh: At age 24 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.


first, napping on the railroad tracks then sleeping until you die? that should tell you never to fall asleep ever again! ahhahaha tooo many signs leading that way.

[Revmaynard]

Yea, I was like....''wow''....lol

[HalfBaked]

Matt: At age 46 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

J.J. Alfano: At age 63 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

[ksinao]

paul: At age 10 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

[Lucky DAWG]

paul: At age 10 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

hello paul's ghost

you are very techincally fluent to be using a computer

[ksinao]

i've learned over time

[The Yousef]

repost....
btw:
Yousef: At age 66 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

[BluesClues]

Jamese: At age 72 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.


Very possible

[unkn0wndj]

DJ Lowe: At age 23 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

[VooDooXII]

At age 45 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

The hell?

[gijoe0720]

Joseph Tucker: At age 36 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

[StupidBikerBoy]

WTF?:thinking:


Jason: At age 4 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

So I'm dead......

[Krazykouki]

At age 74 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

[RB25DET240sx]

James Michael: At age 71 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

[Z32redondo]

Damn some of yalls just plain out sucks...

[man]

By the looks of it now, I don't even have to use that site. I have the flu and went to the emergency room early yesterday morning for a severe fever.

[R3RUN]

Im still convinced that my death will be caused by a 18 wheeler. I came up with that in like 7th grade and I am still convinced that is how I will die.

[ThatS13guy]

At age 67 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer. <----- :(

[R3RUN]

At age 67 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer. <----- :(
At least you get beer :dunno:

[ThatS13guy]

lol yeah

[ahmonrah]

rashad sallee: At age 72 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

[Clipze95]

At age 27 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

[Ran]

At age 30 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM

[JayKnight]

Jeremy: At age 13 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

I guess I am 23 years past due. Time to get a blender !!!

[SniperJoe]

At age 69 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

[SniperJoe]

At age 30 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM

Sounds about right.

[Halfwit]

casey: At age 54 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

[IntegraXTR]

^^^ :lmfao:

[Sammich]

this is races...cuz im black and aint no black man goin in no jungle...look at this BS prediction

Bryan: At age 52 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.




















:lmao::lmao: racise i tell u

[Sammich]

casey: At age 54 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

u think that blender denotes the powuhd winduhz u finuhlly getz

[Ran]

Sounds about right.lol, I already fell 40 feet once. I guess it's going to take another 10 feet to kill me? :lmfao:

[Crazy Asian]

Stephen: At age 31 you will choke on a piece of steak.



DAMN I love steaks.

[Sammich]

beta stop eatin em u crazy azn and go back to ur ruts...eat more ratz

[Crazy Asian]

HELL NO!!! More like chicken and "dogs" LOLOLOLLOL

[Sammich]

LOL yall know yall dnt eat chicken...yall kill dem ductz

[Ran]

LOL yall know yall dnt eat chicken...yall kill dem ductzSh*t, Chicken Flied Lice FTMFW!!!

Duck is good too though. A little greasy but still good.

[Mike Lowrey]

Richard: At age 73 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

[Sammich]

Sh*t, Chicken Flied Lice FTMFW!!!

Duck is good too though. A little greasy but still good.

lol

how do u cook duck

[DC2girl]

asian square BBQ!!! They have the best roast duck and bbq pork! :goodjob:


----sorry to get off subject...shit sounded too tasty... lolz

[silversol]

At age 49 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

[Mike Lowrey]

Richard: At age 61 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.


:lmfao: :lmfao: Damn, that's cold... :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Yellow2]

Alex: At age 45 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.




FUK YA ! I still got another 20+ years.

[Sammich]

i wonder what berts says...it prolly says

'bert you have died once and been resurrected, and now your next death will be done accidently reposting a lame ass thread"

[Mike Lowrey]

Rich: At age 38 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.


Bob: At age 36 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.


Stan: At age 57 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

[Hulud]

Brian: At age 26 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

well i only got 4 years left to live :lmao:

[Sammich]

Bob: At age 36 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

^^thats cold as hell LOL

[Kelly]

Chante` Taylor: At age 36 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.


:eek: :eek: :eek:
(i rebuke that!)

[srtowner]

Shannon Glass: At age 44 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

I like mine. Gotta kill all those damn Canadian terrorists.:lmfao::boobies:

[Princess12]

Here's mine:

Erinn: At age 40 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

[Ran]

I tried some different names...

Ran: At age 37 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

Nathaniel: At age 67 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

Nathan: At age 30 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Nate: At age 28 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

[scabtastic]

Cody Casebier: At age 51 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.