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mocha latte cupcake
02-24-2007, 12:54 AM
for those of you who saw 23 you'll get these
ba daka durka ba mika ba la durka da la mabib hind funa crima allajin huricania bada durki mu jajka ma dool la die, ba had mik ari binja ba la durka durka daka laka ber nij troknor nopt alf ma druka da! gru sanji urba yousef.
yousef's penis is only 2.3 inches long
yousef's full name is 23 letters - yousef burka daka dala alvi
Yousef's car can hold 23 litres of gas.
yousef's house was 32 miles from the theater
Yousef posts count is a multiple of 23
Yousef's daily automatic downshifts are 23
Yousef's grade point avergae is 3.2
Yousef's car color is pink
Yousef secretly dreams about at least 5 people on IA a night, and 5 -3 = 2
Yousef's intake cost $230
yousef's daily usage of Fuck you or die is 23
THe movie "number 23" got out tonight at 12:11
Yousef's bill at on the border was $11.22
by the way yousef..... 23. lol sleep well little buddy! :lmfao:
ironchef
02-24-2007, 12:55 AM
LOL, I just spit out my drink. How was the movie though, worth seeing?
Driftk1d350z
02-24-2007, 12:56 AM
lol
The Yousef
02-24-2007, 12:56 AM
i'm 22 asshole
The Yousef
02-24-2007, 12:57 AM
my car had a 123623 miles on it when i left the theatre
premium gas is 2.39
it is 23 steps from my front door to my bedroom
windows loaded at 12:32...32 reversed is 23
i get 23 mpg on my car
i have 23 texts in my inbox
round trip from my house to work is 23 miles
my birthday is 5/3/84 5x3=15 15+8 is 23
my sister's birthday is 2/6/92 2x6=12 12+9+2= 23
:screwy::screwy:.....
i'm losing it...
mocha latte cupcake
02-24-2007, 12:58 AM
did i mention how old you are..... <- 23 letters bitch!
§treet_§peed
02-24-2007, 12:59 AM
lol i heard it was a good movie
JustinSane110™
02-24-2007, 01:01 AM
i'm 22 asshole
You're 22, which means in 1 year you'll be 23.... OH SHIT, 22+1=23!!!!!!! :eek:
Jecht
02-24-2007, 01:01 AM
i'm 22 asshole
22 + 1 = 23.
I'm a mathmetician! yay! :tongue1:
EDIT: Damnit someone read my mind!
mocha latte cupcake
02-24-2007, 01:02 AM
bwhahaha rep points are welcome, help me get 23 rep points or 32 people to rep me lol
JustinSane110™
02-24-2007, 01:03 AM
22 + 1 = 23.
I'm a mathmetician! yay! :tongue1:
EDIT: Damnit someone read my mind!
AW SHIT, you probably posted 23 seconds after I did!!
Driftk1d350z
02-24-2007, 01:03 AM
lol how was the movie BTW?
The Yousef
02-24-2007, 01:03 AM
HOLY SHIT...MY AVERAGE POST COUNT IS 22.96
ROUND THAT UP IS 23!!!
mocha latte cupcake
02-24-2007, 01:05 AM
HA bitch told you i was right<--- 23 again!
The Yousef
02-24-2007, 01:06 AM
HA bitch told you i was right<--- 23 again!
i'm going to stab you 23 times...
mocha latte cupcake
02-24-2007, 01:06 AM
with a knife with 23 serated edges? lol in 32 seconds? lol
Jecht
02-24-2007, 01:07 AM
OH NO Yousef's car has 23 horsepower!
JustinSane110™
02-24-2007, 01:07 AM
HOLY SHIT...MY AVERAGE POST COUNT IS 22.96
ROUND THAT UP IS 23!!!
My post count as of this post is 7,556.... 7+5+5+6=................... 23
The Yousef
02-24-2007, 01:08 AM
My post count as of this post is 7,556.... 7+5+5+6=................... 23
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek:
The Yousef
02-24-2007, 01:09 AM
brian did 23 burnouts on the way to the movie theatre...
mocha latte cupcake
02-24-2007, 01:10 AM
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek:
BWhahahah! DUMBASS you only posted 22 smileys! bwhahaha 2eLF-own3d :lmfao:
JustinSane110™
02-24-2007, 01:10 AM
brian did 23 burnouts on the way to the movie theatre...
Nah, but I did do 2-3 big ones leaving the theater, LOL.
mocha latte cupcake
02-24-2007, 01:11 AM
burning off 2/32nd of your tires?
The Yousef
02-24-2007, 01:11 AM
indeed
The Yousef
02-24-2007, 01:12 AM
burning off 2/32nd of your tires?
HOLY SHIT...YOUR POST IS NUMBER 23!!!
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE JOHN MICHAEL!
JustinSane110™
02-24-2007, 01:12 AM
burning off 2/32nd of your tires?
Hell yeah, then got revved on when I was almost home by a 3000gt and beat him by about 23 car lengths. :lmfao:
mocha latte cupcake
02-24-2007, 01:13 AM
no retard you cause you spelled my name wrong! and thats MR JDM to you!
btw its jon-michael
The Yousef
02-24-2007, 01:17 AM
no retard you cause you spelled my name wrong! and thats MR JDM to you!
btw its jon-michael
i thought you said it was jon-michelle?
fagette
mocha latte cupcake
02-24-2007, 01:19 AM
look here terrorist, i'm personally going to put you in a shrub, only cause i'm not tall enough to put you in a tree, and if your going to put your dirty indian accent on with a french twist say it right, jean-michelle, tard!
JustinSane110™
02-24-2007, 01:20 AM
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: back in black
Posts: 16,601
16+6+1=23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:
mocha latte cupcake
02-24-2007, 01:21 AM
OMG MAR 2005 :Eek: 3 + 2 = 5! OMG!
mocha latte cupcake
02-24-2007, 01:23 AM
MY phone says its 1:22 :eek:
Crazy Asian
02-24-2007, 01:24 AM
YOUSEF SAID 23 TIMES THAT HE WANTED MY FOGS!!! LOL!!!
Crazy Asian
02-24-2007, 01:24 AM
AND MY FOGS COST ME 230!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG LOLOLO!!!!!
JustinSane110™
02-24-2007, 01:25 AM
MY phone says its 1:22 :eek:
Oh shit, that was post #32.... 23 reversed.... We're all gonna die. :(
Deaf Pimp
02-24-2007, 01:27 AM
Now if only I could have 23 hearing aids...
Crazy Asian
02-24-2007, 01:27 AM
Yousef gonna blow him self up on 2 3 23
JustinSane110™
02-24-2007, 01:29 AM
Now if only I could have 23 hearing aids...
Oh no, your car is a 2003.
Deaf Pimp
02-24-2007, 01:30 AM
Brian: OG Black Delegation Member = 23
Deaf Pimp
02-24-2007, 01:30 AM
Shit, my post count 2,396
mocha latte cupcake
02-24-2007, 01:34 AM
when i hit my new posts the number of hits per page is 25 = 2-5=3~!
JustinSane110™
02-24-2007, 01:36 AM
2-5=3
:thinking:
ShooterMcGavin
02-24-2007, 02:46 AM
this movie got a whopping 8% from rottentomatoes.com.....i'm staying away from it like the plague :goodjob:
The Yousef
01-29-2009, 11:14 PM
i just realized that this movie blew...lol
Echonova
01-29-2009, 11:30 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/764eeb58.jpg
osnap
01-29-2009, 11:32 PM
old thread is old.
yousef cut that shit out.
TheProfiteer
01-29-2009, 11:41 PM
lol it took yousef 23 seconds to find this thread.
TheProfiteer
01-29-2009, 11:41 PM
oh and the movie sucked big time.
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