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quickdodgeŽ
02-22-2007, 06:32 PM
(AP) OCONOMOWOC, Wis. A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock.

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"

The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.

The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.

Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is due in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.

Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.

"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.

"I had the sword extended. But that was all," he said.

Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.

Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.

Later, QD.

Mr_Mischif
02-22-2007, 07:03 PM
Isn't it odd how people who do nice things-albeit in a wrong way-get punished, whereas rapists and murderers get off almost scot-free?

Nismo
02-22-2007, 08:28 PM
No phone but he had a calvary sword. Interesting.

Master Shake
02-22-2007, 08:36 PM
wow....just wow.

that is probably the most fucked up situation that i've heard of. i don't see why the guy who kicked the door in just replace all the shit he messed up.

Z32redondo
02-22-2007, 09:17 PM
Ya I dont really any need for all that jail shit and what not. Just replace what he broke, maybe some flowers or some BS with a sorry card and go back to normal.

Leadfoot_mf
02-22-2007, 09:25 PM
guess it could be worse dude could have been caught with pants around ankles......

Egpwns
02-22-2007, 09:27 PM
unbelievable

NewGen33
02-23-2007, 12:51 AM
Wonder what the guy was thinking when he saw him bust the door down while holding a sword. To much Robin Hood. :lmfao:

ShooterMcGavin
02-23-2007, 08:12 AM
read this the other day, what a fucktard...and he lives w/his mom too :lmao:

Ran
02-23-2007, 08:12 AM
Limewire + Headphones = Private Porn :yes:

Sol-Badguy
02-23-2007, 08:19 AM
Limewire + Headphones = Private Porn :yes:
Limewire = ghey.

Ares + 5.1 speakers = Good porn.

Ran
02-23-2007, 08:20 AM
Limewire = ghey.

Ares + 5.1 speakers = Good porn.I use Ares too, but I figured Limewire would make more sense to most people. :cheers:

ShooterMcGavin
02-23-2007, 08:32 AM
wtf is ares? where u sickos go to get all ur tentacle pron?

Ran
02-23-2007, 08:33 AM
wtf is ares? where u sickos go to get all ur tentacle pron?It's a shareware program like Limewire, only better. :goodjob:

Sol-Badguy
02-23-2007, 09:02 AM
It's a shareware program like Limewire, only the best. :goodjob:
Fixed. :goodjob: