Good morning! fuckers

[The Yousef]

Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can’t touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I told you homeboy,can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know,
can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Look in my eyes man, can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You know let me bust the funky lyrics, you can’t touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on
Pump a little bit and let me know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh they can't touch

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yo I told you, can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Why you standing there man, can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yo sound the bell school is in sucker, can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know
You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
That's word because you know
Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Go with the flow it is said
If you can't move to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the romp

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Look man, can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't,can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ring the bell school's back in, break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don’t hit
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play

Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yea, Can't touch this
I told you, can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here, you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

[Nitro]

:YAWN:

[ironchef]

Hey fucker, lunch today?

[Jecht]

Good morning!

[Halfwit]

good morning everyone except magius!!!!

[The Yousef]

Hey fucker, lunch today?

:no: :tongue1: :2up: :fire::ninja: :police:

[ironchef]

What does that mean?

[STI LOVER]

morning mofos.

[Halfwit]

it means

no, haha, fuck you, ill kill u, then ill run away and call the cops.

[The Yousef]

What does that mean?
it means you're going to die....

[The Yousef]

it means

no, haha, fuck you, ill kill u, then ill run away and call the cops.

:lmfao:

thats what it means exactly!!!
ahahahah...

[Halfwit]

im a pro at this

[ironchef]

~grabs phone, dials FBI/CIA/INS~"We got a terrorist here".

[Halfwit]

yousefs getting deported.lolz

[Jecht]

good morning everyone except magius!!!!
:rolleyes:

[babygurl]

yousefina...I think you need a hobby!

[Halfwit]

:piss:
:rolleyes:

[Halfwit]

yousefina...I think you need a hobby!
make me some jokes woman! i miss them... :(

[The Yousef]

yousefina...I think you need a hobby!

i think you need to :stfu:

[The Yousef]

i'm sleepy.... :(

[Halfwit]

or in agent easy term
i sleep.. e

[Nitro]

i think you need to :stfu:


i think you're :gay:

[Halfwit]

i think you're :gay:
your intercooler is in the wrong place.

[Nitro]

your intercooler is in the wrong place.


ah shit..........i told my gandmomz to be careful on the install....fuck!!!!

[The Yousef]

i think you're :gay:
you wish.. :idb:

[Halfwit]

beat her ass!! she dont be knowin how to do teh installz!

[Nitro]

beat her ass!! she dont be knowin how to do teh installz!


1st Yousef......then imma buss her shit :lmfao:

[Ran]

Ohayo Gozaimasu

[The Yousef]

Ohayo Gozaimasu

durka durka

[Kelly]

To Legit, To Legit To Quit...

[Ran]

To Legit, To Legit To Quit...BAN :mad:













:taun:

[The Yousef]

To Legit, To Legit To Quit...

hahahahah

[Kelly]

BAN :mad:
:taun:
:gay:

[JennB]

Morning.

Today is crap so far... weather is awful.

I'm moving tomorrow though. ugh.

[Halfwit]

good luck

[Ran]

:gay:I could prove you wrong if you'd like. ;) :idb: :D

[The Yousef]

Morning.

Today is crap so far... weather is awful.

I'm moving tomorrow though. ugh.
help is only a razor blade away....:goodjob:

:lmao:

[Halfwit]

she can borrow minz

[Sammich]

LIRL MC HAMMAZ