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BLk92DA
02-20-2007, 11:23 PM
ok guys ill start off


back in middle school in one of the stalls.
R3RUN
02-20-2007, 11:24 PM
so wrong.
PRiMAdonna
02-20-2007, 11:26 PM
i didnt even know guys beat off in middle school?
...and couldn't you have just waited until you got home???!! geeze!
The Yousef
02-20-2007, 11:27 PM
...and couldn't you have just waited until you got home???!! geeze!

apparently not... :lmao:
BLk92DA
02-20-2007, 11:28 PM
"most akward place youve beat your meat"
R3RUN
02-20-2007, 11:32 PM
a friend of mine got caught doing the deed during class.
KevinT707
02-20-2007, 11:33 PM
i didnt even know guys beat off in middle school?
...and couldn't you have just waited until you got home???!! geeze!
.. Gotta take care of business when duty calls naH mean? :goodjob:
PRiMAdonna
02-20-2007, 11:34 PM
in class??!! now that is just weird. your friend has something wrong with him.
R3RUN
02-20-2007, 11:37 PM
Yea hes a character.
sirkus
02-20-2007, 11:40 PM
I had my ex do the deed for me in the back seat of my dads car while we were going to Florida when I was 15. That was a little weird. This is a pretty fucked up thread now that I think about it.
R3RUN
02-20-2007, 11:40 PM
Id say so.
BLk92DA
02-20-2007, 11:42 PM
I had my ex do the deed for me in the back seat of my dads car while we were going to Florida when I was 15. That was a little weird. This is a pretty fucked up thread now that I think about it.



:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

yes its 100% useless. I was just mocking the other thread on here about "the most awkward place you've beat it up"
sirkus
02-20-2007, 11:45 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

yes its 100% useless. I was just mocking the other thread on here about "the most awkward place you've beat it up"

:lmfao:
Where the snail at? I bet he can top my story. He's probably drank more than me by now too. LOL
Frög
02-20-2007, 11:51 PM
ive done it in class......
Stormhammer
02-20-2007, 11:57 PM
i didnt even know guys beat off in middle school?


lol if a guy hasnt wanked off by the 6th grade nowadays something is wrong with him :screwy:

As for the most awkward place... hmm... an airplane portapotty - do you know what its like to splooge @ 30,000ft and ascend?
sirkus
02-21-2007, 12:11 AM
do you know what its like to splooge @ 30,000ft and ascend?

thats like bustin one and rollin off a fat chick.
fox
02-21-2007, 12:16 AM
thats like bustin one and rollin off a fat chick.

Ascending? Really? :???:
RandomGuy
02-21-2007, 12:17 AM
well one time during a funeral but i felt wrong for it afterwards.

It was just taking forever
Hektik
02-21-2007, 12:20 AM
LOL..... I KNEW A GUY WHEN I WAS IN THE NAVY THAT DID WHILE SITTING IN THE COCKPIT OF AN F-18.
BuBBa DRiFT
02-21-2007, 12:22 AM
i did it in home ec when we were watching a movie. i didnt beat my meat, i kinda just swirled my hand around my pants for a little while.
SE-Rious1
02-21-2007, 12:25 AM
on the bus to a football game in school but only to get pumped up lol
sirkus
02-21-2007, 12:40 AM
well one time during a funeral but i felt wrong for it afterwards.

It was just taking forever
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
That's just so god damn wrong, I even feel bad that I said god damn twice in one sentence. Did you stare at the body the whole time?

I know during my mothers funeral I noticed that some girls that I didn't know showed up and wore some really short skirts. I was thinkin.. "this sucks... a lot... but yeahhhh.. whats up?"

I'm going to hell.
sirkus
02-21-2007, 12:41 AM
i did it in home ec when we were watching a movie. i didnt beat my meat, i kinda just swirled my hand around my pants for a little while.
I did that all through highschool... cmon.
Stormhammer
02-21-2007, 12:56 AM
LOL..... I KNEW A GUY WHEN I WAS IN THE NAVY THAT DID WHILE SITTING IN THE COCKPIT OF AN F-18.

I so wanna join the AirForce or Navy just so I can hit the afterburners and masturbate

control room: "oh my god oh god mmm god" " whats wrong Stomrhammer? why are you on afterburners?" " oh FUCK FUCK I"M CUMMMINNNGGG" " Your coming in too hot Stormhammer wave off wave off! "
Hektik
02-21-2007, 01:13 AM
^^^^^^^^lol....nasty but lol nonetheless
GIXXERDK
02-21-2007, 01:19 AM
i didnt even know guys beat off in middle school?
...and couldn't you have just waited until you got home???!! geeze!
Once we found out we can have a little fun with ourselves. We beat it like no tomorrow. Hell, I didnt even know the concept of masturbating was sexual.
Stormhammer
02-21-2007, 01:21 AM
I still remember what it felt like for the first time. I seriously thought my dick had turned into a volcano. I mean there was like rumbling and all that shit.
Hektik
02-21-2007, 01:22 AM
i also know a guy who beats it everyday while sitting in traffic on his way to work in the mornings..
CSquared
02-21-2007, 01:22 AM
lol... bathroom at old job...
TheSnail
02-21-2007, 01:27 AM
:lmfao:
Where the snail at? I bet he can top my story. He's probably drank more than me by now too. LOL


Hey now lol. I stick bedroom/bathroom has was the norm but I have an exception back in 96 when the family took a trip to Europe and I had to share a bed with my brother, but we wont go into that. I maybe drunk but I'll smack my self in the morning when I realized what I typed. So I will not compete in topping anyones story on this matter.
Crazy Asian
02-21-2007, 01:32 AM
AQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH SNAIL AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CSquared
02-21-2007, 01:36 AM
Hey now lol. I stick bedroom/bathroom has was the norm but I have an exception back in 96 when the family took a trip to Europe and I had to share a bed with my brother, but we wont go into that. I maybe drunk but I'll smack my self in the morning when I realized what I typed. So I will not compete in topping anyones story on this matter.

lol quoted for record keeping purposes.
Hektik
02-21-2007, 01:54 AM
eeeewwwww you splooged on ur brother naaaasssssssttttyyyy
PhAtBoYMr2
02-21-2007, 02:36 AM
You gotta do what you gotta do guys
Frög
02-21-2007, 04:05 PM
lol at this thread...
NUGZ
02-21-2007, 05:28 PM
wow very interesting, been there done those:crazy:
ironchef
02-21-2007, 05:32 PM
Lets just say theres a reason the oceans salty, HAHA.
00CelicaGT
02-21-2007, 09:45 PM
When i was in 7th grade and fingering was the best thing sice sliced bread i had a X Girlfriend want me to finger her in the movie theater and when i stop she said "now it my turn"

but as far a me wackin it, i would have to say in my dorm roon when my room mate was alseep.lol the next morning he told me that he heard me wackin it but didn't care cuz he had done it the night before when i was asleep.
BLk92DA
02-22-2007, 01:29 AM
lol the next morning he told me that he heard me wackin it but didn't care cuz he had done it the night before when i was asleep.


so ya decided to take turn wacking each other? :gay:
ahmonrah
02-24-2007, 10:13 PM
on this girls forehead while she was sleeeeeeeping.......
Mr_Mischif
02-24-2007, 10:27 PM
We beat it like no tomorrow.

This quote makes me LOL
OneSlow5pt0
02-24-2007, 10:39 PM
thats a quote fo sho
Revmaynard
02-24-2007, 11:08 PM
The library, right now.







Lol. Kidding.
DnBmama05
02-24-2007, 11:15 PM
omg some of those were hilarious! I was wondering why the guys always got so quiet when we watched videos during class...
Mr_Mischif
02-24-2007, 11:19 PM
omg some of those were hilarious! I was wondering why the guys always got so quiet when we watched videos during class...

LOL It's probably cuz the class is boring and they need sleep; but now that I think about it, how about a girl's perspective?
abdullah9018
02-24-2007, 11:20 PM
hahaha perfect thread of people on IA who dont get laid
DnBmama05
02-24-2007, 11:30 PM
LOL It's probably cuz the class is boring and they need sleep; but now that I think about it, how about a girl's perspective?

LOL no it might have been because I was the one sleeping :yes:

a girl's perspective... on the most awkward places we've done it?
Mr_Mischif
02-25-2007, 12:40 AM
^^That would be the idea, yes.
sirkus
02-25-2007, 01:15 AM
Hey now lol. I stick bedroom/bathroom has was the norm but I have an exception back in 96 when the family took a trip to Europe and I had to share a bed with my brother, but we wont go into that. I maybe drunk but I'll smack my self in the morning when I realized what I typed. So I will not compete in topping anyones story on this matter.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
No point in trying to compete... you won. :goodjob:

Damn I'm drunk. Saturday night ftw!!!1!