most akward place youve beat the brakes off it

[TheGrillMan]

ok guys ill start off

resturant i used to manage after hours on the prep table

[Annihilation]

RandomGuy is GAY....he has nothing but gay porn on his computer and posts up gay porn in PPLs feedaback

[R3RUN]

So what restaurant was this? I want to make sure not to eat there....

[TheGrillMan]

in the handicap stall at a truck stall with another trucker (male)

wow...


moving on

[TheGrillMan]

haha nothing in atl it was a buca de beppos in daytona beach fl

[Dracc]

Gwinnett Place mall parking lot 4 days ago lol.. yep... the cav was beatin.. literally lol

[R3RUN]

Ah alright, ill steer clear of that place then.

[The Yousef]

in the handicap stall at a truck stall with another trucker (male)

the firebird now makes sense.. :lmao:

[PRiMAdonna]

staircases, back seat of a car, front seat of a car, washing machine, shower, pool table, hot tub...........i cant think of any more places i've "done it" lol...but those are all pretty typical i guess.
by the way, this was all with the SAME person so dont go getting any ideas :rolleyes:

[BuBBa DRiFT]

her room, my room, my bathroom, her bathroom, my pool, church, the movies, broke into someones house and did it there, did that last one two more times, my car, my parents car, my friends car while he was driving (good friend by the way), oh yeah, and i lost my virginity in the woods.

[PRiMAdonna]

^^^ ok, you win.

[Stormhammer]

ok guys ill start off

resturant i used to manage after hours on the prep table

isnt that from Clerks 2? :lmao:

[BuBBa DRiFT]

VICTORY!

[chrisdavis]

isnt that from Clerks 2? :lmao:

Dude just about every restaurant manager Ive ever known has done it at work, myself included :D

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Most akward?? No place was ever akward but i would say i fucked this bitch in a porta potty one day...lol don't ask

[HEATON]

Dude just about every restaurant manager Ive ever known has done it at work, myself included :D

Sounds like a sexual harassment lawsuit.. "He said if I didn't I would have never been promoted"

[Echonova]

Most akward?? No place was ever akward but i would say i fucked this bitch in a porta potty one day...lol don't ask


Hahahahahahaha....that's a classy girl there.:goodjob: +1

[Echonova]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to PhAtBoYMr2 again.


Damn it.

[HEATON]

The Church one I have to agree on, well the parking lot anyways.. Something about people seem to stay away as far as possible from those places except on Sundays, best privacy Ive ever had.. lol

But awkward.. hmm.. Well it was only a handjob, but on the couch in broad daylight with her mom sittin in the chair next to us.. It seemed like the beginning of a bad porn.

[Doppelgänger]

hmmmm, broke into a million dollar house when it was finished but waiting for its new owners and broke in the master bedroom, Burger King Playground, in a room with other people present , graveyard (not on a grave), thats all i can think of....

[{X}Echo419]

the apartment complex's laundromat.

on the couch, in the middle of the day in front of her roomate. :yes:

[jmmx258]

Hood of the car at the race track just after the sun went down at our summer national lol, my buddies enclosed trailer at the track, tent at the track (while her parents were by the fire beside us drinking), On the couch at her parents house watching the superbowl, HS Auditorium, chorus room, and janitors closet, cornfield (thank god i'm a country boy) Gas well in the car.

thats about it for weird places

[babygurl]

hmm lets see...

A bank parking lot...a cell phone store in doraville (while customers were walking into the store (thought I locked the door) OOPSY!!!

A bathroom at a party..(heh door lock was broken, you guys know the rest)...

An office in gville, my bed, his bed...anothers bed. heh

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

I've smashed in a suite with like 10 other drunk people in the room my freshman year of college when I was in Pensacola. That was an experience to say the last.

Another place would be in a tanning salon on the tanning bed, that shit was tight and cramped

[Mr_Mischif]

^Hope it wasn't on.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Most akward?? No place was ever akward but i would say i fucked this bitch in a porta potty one day...lol don't ask
sounds like a shitty experience to me....pun intended :D

[Doppelgänger]

dammit, i hate when my posts get left at the bottom of the 1st page.

[ShooterMcGavin]

classrooms/labs after hrs, stairwells outside, abandoned buildings, been in my share of woods and cornfields, bunk bed while roommate was on the top bunk, and prolly some others i'm forgetting.

[ShooterMcGavin]

dammit, i hate when my posts get left at the bottom of the 1st page.
lol what're u mad ur shit ain't gettin enough publicity u sick necropheliac? :D

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

hahaha.. it wasn't on..

and wayne, yes, I had a custom made bunkbed, it was a FULLSIZED one too..

I had the bottom and me and ex would do it all the time and occassionally I'd catch him peek from up top from time to time.. LOL

[HEATON]

cornfield (thank god i'm a country boy)

Does that mean you ACTUALLY liked the corn going up your ass? Jus kiddin, but really. Please say it didn't happen.

[Doppelgänger]

c'mon... BK Playground gets points.. i dont car what you say Wayner!!!

[ARH1192]

haha I boned a chic in a gas station bathroom once.. and once in a tree fort thing in the woods at a party..

[jmmx258]

Does that mean you ACTUALLY liked the corn going up your ass? Jus kiddin, but really. Please say it didn't happen.

HAHAHA No rectal corning here. I was 100% certain bein on top and layin the pipe that night!

[uproot]

is anyone even talking about what was asked??

What the hell is "beating the brakes off it"??

wtf......

[Ran]

Ferris Wheel at the county fair.

[Kelly]

Lol at this thread.

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

is anyone even talking about what was asked??

What the hell is "beating the brakes off it"??

wtf......


havin' teh sex

[ShooterMcGavin]

c'mon... BK Playground gets points.. i dont car what you say Wayner!!!
i'm telling jenn! :police: unless she knows already =/

[ShooterMcGavin]

is anyone even talking about what was asked??

What the hell is "beating the brakes off it"??

wtf......
um are u serious? :thinking:

[HvyArms]

Elevator of the Westin Sundial. Marta train, back when NorthSprings was the last stop on the North line.

[Kelly]

I've always wanted to in a car wash. I think that'd be hot :dunno:

[ShooterMcGavin]

I've always wanted to in a car wash. I think that'd be hot :dunno:
yeah ya heard that killer? make it happen pronto...

























































or ricky will! :lmfao:

[Doppelgänger]

i'm telling jenn! :police: unless she knows already =/yeah, because what i did when i was 17 really matters anymore.... :rolleyes:

[ShooterMcGavin]

yeah, because what i did when i was 17 really matters anymore.... :rolleyes:
lolol, good save! :D :goodjob:

[uproot]

um are u serious? :thinking:

yeah im serious... lol

i've never heard that, and honestly it doesn't make much sense to me

oh well, guess i'm not "down" with the current slang lol

[chrisdavis]

yeah im serious... lol

i've never heard that, and honestly it doesn't make much sense to me

oh well, guess i'm not "down" with the current slang lol



havin' teh sex


Organization already answered your question

[koukis14]

The hood of a VW bug at my old job in PA.

[candy2082002]

ummmm school bus....Kennesaw Mtn those are the oddest place I guess

[babygurl]

haha gas station bathroom :) thank god it was closed, and my ex worked there at the time heh

[candy2082002]

ewwwww I hope it was clean lol

[{X}Echo419]

nobody else ever broke off the proverbial breaks with a 3rd party in the room? :thinking: (3rd person was a girl so save the gehy jokes)

[Doppelgänger]

nobody else ever broke off the proverbial breaks with a 3rd party in the room? :thinking: (3rd person was a girl so save the gehy jokes)go back and read mine..... with 2 other girls in the room...

[JennB]

I really want to hear about this... seriously. :rolleyes:

[AtifSajid]

The other day I was coming home taking this curb real quick..man I beat my brakes so bad..that when I pulled into the garage it still smelled like brakes...I felt good that I beat the brakes of my shit.

[Slowboy]

uhh.lets see,flat rock park,heath lake,lake bottum park in the slides.(all out in open) several times) my parents place. my car, her car. her parents. freinds house. My apt. Several parties, parking lots and I think thats it. i cant remember anything else. basically the usual.

[RUFFIAN]

the back staircase that led to the principals office at school. on the side of the freeway. the movie theater. my in laws bedroom. the beach. the front lawn. the castle(swingers spot) club venus.

[ShooterMcGavin]

I really want to hear about this... seriously. :rolleyes:
:eek: o snap! :lmfao: bwahahahahaha yeah let's hear it, details pronto! :goodjob:

[JennB]

That's me rolling my eyes. Meaning I really would rather not.

Leaving it at that...

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

I've always wanted to in a car wash. I think that'd be hot :dunno:


oh shit.. I forgot about that!

:) i have..

but it was a stationary one, not a one you roll through, and it was like 3am

[Slowboy]

dang this is most akward im a idiot. probably park bench in the middle of the day when cars are driving by. flatrock.

[Hulud]

church grounds, front yard, dorm room with roomie asleep, jewish temple grounds, car, some other places that i cant divulge

[Kelly]

but it was a stationary one, not a one you roll through, and it was like 3am

We only have stationary ones here. :(










:lmfao:

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

We only have stationary ones here. :(

:lmfao:

I think the ones that you roll through would be awesome..

but the stationary was pimp.. but it was like 6 or so minutes..

and no one was around.... well, not really...there was a cop posted up across the street when I left.. :)

damn, fucking you guys I'm getting some more ideas

[ShooterMcGavin]

That's me rolling my eyes. Meaning I really would rather not.
sarcasm is my friend jenn, but if you're nice, it can be your friend too :yes: :D

[Tatiana]

You guys are giving me waaaay to many ideas, I don't appreciate that. Next thing you know I'lol just be grabbing random Honda ricers at the next meet to experiment with.

Anyway hood of a car on an elementary school campus (still think i'm going to hell for that one), my parents' bed (ew), and photo booth at Underground Atl. Well..that one was just head.

[ShooterMcGavin]

damn, fucking you guys I'm getting some more ideas
:eek: :thinking: wtf? ya ain't fuckin me ya sick bastard :lmao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

You guys are giving me waaaay to many ideas, I don't appreciate that. Next thing you know I'lol just be grabbing random Honda ricers at the next meet to experiment with.
quick, post ur pics before the rest of the leg humpers arrive! :lmfao:

[Doppelgänger]

quick, post ur pics before the rest of the leg humpers arrive! :lmfao:


you're DQ'ed because you dont drive a Honduh..... gaaawwwwssssshhhh Wayne....gaawwwsssssh.

[jmmx258]

haha, some of these are just to funny lol. Probably my favorite, and I didnt find it awkward at all was on my dirtbike on the stand at the track. It was like 3 am haha it was chained to the axle of the box truck b/c i didnt feel like putting it inside..the chain kept rattling

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

:eek: :thinking: wtf? ya ain't fuckin me ya sick bastard :lmao:


fucker..

you know what I meant..

:idb: plus you probably have much smoother skin than George.. right Wayne?? :yes:

[ShooterMcGavin]

you're DQ'ed because you dont drive a Honduh..... gaaawwwwssssshhhh Wayne....gaawwwsssssh.
shit, that's it i'm goin to sell my car after work and using the money to buy up as many used/beatup civics as i can! :goodjob: :lmao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

fucker..

you know what I meant..

:idb: plus you probably have much smoother skin than George.. right Wayne?? :yes:
of course i do, i'm not a dirty halfbreed like him :yes: doesn't mean u'll be feeling that smoother skin though u sick sumvabitch! :D

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

LIRL.... I'll be gentle... you'd be a good transition, you know, tuck your sack back.. and all..

I forgot I had one more.....

there was the one time at Underground Atlanta, the parking deck with the whales on it, I locked my keys in the car when I was talking to the ex b/c she made us late for class @ State.... So I had to wait for my mom to drop off my keys, so in the meantime..... :idb:

[con]

living room couch while her grandmother was cooking (kitchen was only 4 steps away)....gotta luv mini-skirts.....shame that I didn't even stay for dinner..

pathway leading from picnic area to the creekside during a party......

on the Beach in Cancun, nearly got arrested.....chick bribed the cops with $250 in travelers checks and a pager......I had about $1K and wasn't giving up shiat.....

parking - been there, done that many places and times......backwoods private drives FTW!!!

almost forgot - middle of a living room floor while 3 other couples were asleep around us.....pillows make great muzzles

[ShooterMcGavin]

LIRL.... I'll be gentle... you'd be a good transition, you know, tuck your sack back.. and all..
ur so :gay: i ain't bein a tucker for no one :no: :lmfao:

[BuBBa DRiFT]

oh yeah i forgot, i was behind the bleachers during a school rally. 2000 kids in the gym and i was behind the bleachers fucking my girl. Great success story I think.

[Psycho]

In a construction site... all the mexicans were shooting roofing nails at my butt cheaks while I was doing it. Then the 2x4 i was screwing gave me a splinter:cry:

[Maniaç]

at the mall....






























LIRL J/P!!!!!

[babygurl]

^^^^LAME!!!

[Maniaç]

^^^^LAME!!!

STFU! :tongue1:

i did it right after we left from pink pony. i got really hard!

[jmmx258]

oh yeah i forgot, i was behind the bleachers during a school rally. 2000 kids in the gym and i was behind the bleachers fucking my girl. Great success story I think.

http://www.vortrupp.de/humor/pics/bullshit.jpg

Smells of it ;) lol

[Kelly]

^^^^LAME!!!
X2

[babygurl]

STFU! :tongue1:

i did it right after we left from pink pony. i got really hard!



haha are you sure it was a girl you had sex with...and not your hand??? :lmfao:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I'm becoming a born again virgin.

[AtifSajid]

You guys are giving me waaaay to many ideas, I don't appreciate that. Next thing you know I'lol just be grabbing random Honda ricers at the next meet to experiment with.

Anyway hood of a car on an elementary school campus (still think i'm going to hell for that one), my parents' bed (ew), and photo booth at Underground Atl. Well..that one was just head.


I can be your Honda ricer..but then again I never seen you..so....

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I can be your Honda ricer..but then again I never seen you..so....

:ttiwwp:

[Maniaç]

haha are you sure it was a girl you had sex with...and not your hand??? :lmfao:

the first thing you wanted to do to me when you saw me was...................

thats what i thought. ;)

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

ur so :gay: i ain't bein a tucker for no one :no: :lmfao:


you know you like it... :)

whaaaa? you no like pink socks?

going back to Con, spring break of 03 in pensacola I had sex on the beach.. but I guess this counts as akward..

[Ed]

I'm becoming a born again virgin.

i was listening to 99x this morning and they were talking about that shit... made me el oh el...

anyway, mine is pool bathroom at my complex, my buddies complex as well (LOL i guess i have a thing for pool bathrooms), park and ride (literally, got caught by the cops once, he just said take it somewhere else), in a hotel room full of people, asleep (at least 15 mofos)... awkward i think thats it...

[NUGZ]

wow very interesting places:crazy:

[00CelicaGT]

womens bathroom in mall, south beach(im from miami), class room in H.S. Got caught by janitor, H.S. lockerroom, gym, bathroom, cafeteria, dorm room with roommate smashin another chick on other side of room, park bench, slide and swings, kitchen , garage, living room wit moms room right next door, gazebo in rain,hotel balcony, pool, jacozi, college auditorium, gym, under bleachers, in baseball dug out, under a bridage in car, pretty much everywhere u can think of

[gunn_bleu]

^^^ Nigga you need help. Might as well go ahead and change your username to CREAMY FIST. Shit. You know all that masturbation can really hurt you.

[00CelicaGT]

damb i thought no would suspect me and regular ejaculation is a preventative for prostate cancer lol

[Kelly]

Killer, where you at? :ninja:


;)

[2.0civic]

GIRLS ROOM WITH HER PARENT SROOM LITERALLY 2 FEET AWAY, MY PARENTS COUCH, HER COUCH, HOT TUB

[Infinite]

GIRLS ROOM WITH HER PARENT SROOM LITERALLY 2 FEET AWAY, MY PARENTS COUCH, HER COUCH, HOT TUB
werd.. i even err um.. well me and my gf were drunk.. we had all gone out to my cousins b-day party and my mom was driving us home... i got a little "happy" in the back seat. lol

[2.0civic]

werd.. i even err um.. well me and my gf were drunk.. we had all gone out to my cousins b-day party and my mom was driving us home... i got a little "happy" in the back seat. lol

LOL ME AND THIS GIRL WERE GOING TO A BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP THING A FEW YEARS AGO (END OF 04-BEGIN 05 MAYBE) AND WE WERE RIDING TO THE GAME AND SHE GAVE ME A HANDJOB WHILE HER MOM WAS DRIVING US TO THE GAME LOL. HER MOM WAS CLUELESS

[Infinite]

my mom wasnt exactly clueless. we werent quiet... she just didnt take her eyes off of the road. lolol

[Rican219]

I had this bitch one time that got off more by doing it in a grave yard..... Skurry Shit but I got mine LIRL

[2.0civic]

my mom wasnt exactly clueless. we werent quiet... she just didnt take her eyes off of the road. lolol

valentines day night we got strawberries and whipped cream and i left the top on the table. The next night i went to grab some strawberries out of the fridge and her mom was like "i found a lid but no whipped cream" lolol

oops.

[Infinite]

good job... lol

i lived in a dorm first semester and my roommate had a bad habit of not knocking before he walked in.. i put socks over the door handle signs and everything... i cant count the times that the little fucker walked in on me and my ex....

oh and dorm beds suck... i broke 2. 1 resulting in a good size chip taken out of a cinder block wall ;) :D

[Nochitt]

While I was driving my EG hatch. Prob the dumbest thing I ever did...2 lane road with oncoming traffic....

[Infinite]

yea that doesnt sound like a great idea, lol

[Blitanicle99]

My parents bed. Just to irritate my mom one when she calls me to bitch, I will have the last word. lol

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

soooo disrespectful!

[Infinite]

but yet sooooo right. lol

[§treet_§peed]

almost every where most akwered prolly being in a un used room at night school on a desk that was in there.. and yes this was while people where there

[The Ren]

this is very entertaining

[Julio]

I seriously wonder how many are telling the truth............................

[Master Shake]

most akward place youve beat the brakes off it
what do you mean by beat the brakes off?

fighting or fucking?

[The Ren]

I seriously wonder how many are telling the truth............................

my thoughts exactly..

[Killer]

my office desk after hours last night... co worker was upstairs...

[Infinite]

I seriously wonder how many are telling the truth............................
i am

[§treet_§peed]

lol

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

no reason to lie.....

[bigdare23]

I seriously wonder how many are telling the truth............................


took the words right out of my mouth...

[Kelly]

my office desk after hours last night... co worker was upstairs...

I was waitin on that... Once during the day (right after church :no: ) in the car at the end of a road (industrial park) where people walk daily.

[ShooterMcGavin]

well aren't killer and kelly just the regular exhibitionists.... :lmao:

[Kelly]

I don't get it

[ShooterMcGavin]

u don't know what an exhibitionist is? :thinking:

[Kelly]

Honestly I didn't. But i googled it so no worries. Lol...

[ShooterMcGavin]

gj kelly, the intarweb is ur friend :goodjob:

[Kelly]

Lol...

[Infinite]

I was waitin on that... Once during the day (right after church :no: ) in the car at the end of a road (industrial park) where people walk daily.

i can better that.... in church under the table in the sunday school room... in the sanctuary under the table and in the parking lot :bump:

[Kelly]

Yeah, I'd feel awful about that one... lol

[§treet_§peed]

lol infinite your gonna burn in hell

[Halfwit]

AND IM GONNA KILL U STREETSPERM

[SOHC97]

in the front seat of a car in her driveway while her parents were pulling in the driveway

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Front pew at church, the chorus robe room...Outside at the park, on top of the washing machine, during the spin cycle...I am sure there are more...

[Kelly]

Front pew at church

What! :eek:

Crazyness

[Infinite]

Yeah, I'd feel awful about that one... lol
i dont :D

i already run hell... satan is my bitch

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

I don't get it


LIRL.. I'm glad you googled it..

[Revmaynard]

Centennial Olympic Park.

[Fast Shadow]

I've always wanted to in a car wash. I think that'd be hot :dunno:

Wouldn't it hurt when the long rags on the spinning brush wheels slap you in the face while you're getting boned? Or is that the part that's hot?

[§treet_§peed]

you ain't gonna kill me Casey

[Kelly]

Wouldn't it hurt when the long rags on the spinning brush wheels slap you in the face while you're getting boned? Or is that the part that's hot?

Hmmm...

[ShooterMcGavin]

Wouldn't it hurt when the long rags on the spinning brush wheels slap you in the face while you're getting boned? Or is that the part that's hot?
guess that depends if they use cold or hot water? :thinking: :lmfao:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

What! :eek:

Crazyness
Pastor's Kids..What can I say???