Ever drink more than you planned on?

[R3RUN]

Damnit I have a quiz and test in themornign. WTF! Anser the question.


Share your stories!

[TheSnail]

Every night. I drink rather then study on the night before the test, but I just drop the classes rather then dealing with the tests interfering with my drinking. Thus far this semester I have dropped 3 out of 4 but Im still holding on strong to the last one. Yeah one might say I just wasted $1500 and take 7years to get a 4year degree, but it's delicious.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Sometimes you just gotta drink man

[jmmx258]

HAHA Ohhh yeah. First year I won the Pro Classes!! lol I had to accept awards, and give speeches for both 125 A and 250 A. It was the first year I ran pro class, for the FULL season haha. Newly 21 of course, i'm going to enjoy it!! lol.

I showed up at the banquet with my dad. Took turns buying rounds with a few of my friends to start. Then I remembered the bottle of aftershock I left in the car. Ran out and grabbed it lol. At this point i probably had a good 10-12 beers in me lol About an hour later I had a brand new bottle of aftershock killed, and it was time to get my awards haha. They called my first class, 125 A. I walked up with a beer in my hand to start. Chugged it real fast and set it on a table lol. Shook hands with the track promoters, owners and the likes. And thanked the Head of the CRA (Competition Riders of America). I got up to the podium, and started with my speech. Thanking my dad, my grandmother, my friends who've helped me along the way, and of course god. I Started to thank my sponsors, at this point..i'm like..what fuck am i doin? I got about half of them rattled off, and then POOF!! Forgot the rest! while all of the companies I rode for are there!!!

Being as that was the last 125 Class I waited for them to go through all the 250 Classes when they called 250 A lol. Went up with another beer, this time i didnt set it down haha. I shook hands and all that, and went up to the podium, and as fast as I could, i thanked ALL of my sponsors haha.


It doesnt end there!! Off tot he dance part of the club for some jello shots. Countless shots later, its HOTEL TIME!! lol

We stayed at the Quality Inn. The dirtbike riders had every single room on the 4th floor. Quad riders had almost every room on the 5th floor as well!!! On the way there, I stopped and picked up a couple cases of Coors light lol. I'm already plastered so i went to the ice machine and pounded the box full of ice (bad idea, ice melts, cardboard rips lol) We're havin us one hell of a time!! Pushin people down the halls in luggage carts, had 4 Beer pong tables in the halls on the 4th floor, and 3 on the fifth. I sent a hand ful of people for 5 bucks total, over to wendy's to pick me up some food! haha. I met them downstairs where a bunch of other people were already haha. They came in we packed 24 people in the elevator, and yeah it got stuck!!! loll That was fun...But i had wendy's, and beer so I was happy lol. By the time we got up to our floor the doors open and theres' the Ohio State Patrol!! haha. They were being DICKS too. Took my liscense, i walked away sat in my room drinking beer watching TV and eating my damned food. I heard him in the hall "Wheres that smart ass punk kid with the beer and food?" somebody told him and he brought my liscense to me lol. When all was said and done, we broke every light in the halls on both floors, urinated in all the plants, had all the vending machines laid across the halls, broke all the beer pong tables, had people passed out in the halls, 30 mattresses dumped in the pool, and beer cans, bottles, and liquor bottles scattered through out the hotel. lol


I've missed the passed couple banquets, but from what I understand, the Police patrol through the Quality Inn for the past 2 years lol. The parties stay the same, just the majority of people go to different hotels haha!!

Ahh i miss my Motocross family!! haha

[PhAtBoYMr2]

damn man thats alot of typing

[jmmx258]

yeah, its not my best story, but by far my favorite lol

[TheSnail]

Damn that is a hell of a night.

[jmmx258]

Oh yeah! lol. Now that i pondered for a minute, thats my best. We've had several "farmer" parties back home lol but..that one is the best i've gone to lol

[TheSnail]

I have some to compete with. Give me a min.

[jmmx258]

Sweet!! haha I havent gone to a good party like that in quite sometime. I've only been drunk twice since i been here, once on new years, and once before spending some "time" in the hot tub...haha

Smoked a little reefer here and there, but nothing major.

[TheSnail]

k I gotta smoke a cig. Im like 1/3rd way through.

[man]

I quit drinking for rest of the year...







I find myself quitting 3 times a week...

[jmmx258]

I quit drinking for rest of the year...







I find myself quitting 3 times a week...

I know a couple of people like that lol


k I gotta smoke a cig. Im like 1/3rd way through.

Either your going WAYYYY into detail...or ur story owns mine haha

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I'm not really an alcoholic i just like to drink and when i drink, i drink alot. Lets just say i'm in over achiever. I think i probaly drink ATLEAST 4 days out of the week.

I mean i turned 21 not too long ago so i think i have an excuse to be an alcoholic. But really what is an alcoholic?

[jmmx258]

I've now actually slowed down since i've turned 21 lol. It was far more fun to do it, and worry about our parties getting busted and us all getting underages haha

[TheSnail]

Almost done

[TheSnail]

Year 2000. I was moving to ga from durham nc. I threw a go away party at the red roof. I got two rooms. One was for people the other was for my gf of 3months which turned into a smoke room. Anyways theres about 70 people in one room/parking lot, 2hrs into it, a friend of mine smashes a beer bottle some kid that was staying next door. Everone was making a bunch of noise, so already drunk me and the gf go to the other room so I can clap balls. We open the door and a cloud comes out from 3 of my friends on there second blunt. So I go in there, not but 2-3min goes by my best friend crackhead comes pounding on the door. I open the door and hes all muddy from running through the wood and most likey busting his ass drunk and high as hell. He said the cops are at the other room and he took off running throwing a qp in the bushes. I had a small Davis 25 hand gun on me so I locked the door went to the air conditioner popped off the plastic cover and stuck my gun there, and right when I put the cover back on, the cops pounded on the door. We opened the door and they (male, female) were like "god damn" from the smoke. They walked in and the guy cop got every one to empty their pockets while the female cop was searching the room going through the sheets and flipping over the mattress etc. My boy crackhead emptied his pockets and had cigars and a scale. The cop asked what the scales were for and crackhead told him for weighing letters. I emptied my pockets and it was cigs and a magnum condom and the cop was (and I swear) "what do you need a magnum for? I told him to speak for himself (swear to god) and he said "prove it, lets see it" (Swear to god, my mothers life, my life). Anways they searched around the room, did not find shit and we all walked around to the other room, where they crammed everyone in the room making you take a breathalizer on your way out the door. This was 10th grade so you could imagine some of the girls panicking about having the parents pick them up. Either way, Im being a dick to the cops then start doing pushups in front of the police car next to the pigs (My gf has the picture, I’ll try to upload it), the female cop gets my gf of 3months and tells her not to be with me, since they new me by name. No one got in legal trouble and 90% of the girls never got in trouble with their parents. One week goes by and its my time to move to ga, my boy b-ham was asking me to get him a gun for a minute so I told him he could have the one at the red roof. Me and him take a trip out to the red roof (3pm-ish) and get this 25year old white girl to open the door because we "left something". She opens the door, walks in first, b-ham then I walk in, shut the door and she gets petrified thinking she fucked up and is about to get rapped, but I went strait to the ac popped off the cover and got my gun, got up and walked out. We got in the car and I handed b-ham his new gun. I move to GA dealing guns as usual and nothing but 2-3months later I find out b-ham robbed the movie theater, held up two employees, getting charged with 2counts of kidnapping, armed robbery and possession of a firearm. I was like damn he'll be in there for 5-10years ( since he was first time offender and 17yrs). One month goes by he gives me a call. He asks me if I had any guns for sale. I told him I had a open bolt kg9, ww2 7.62x25 handgun and a jennings 32. We talked for a bit longer and got off the phone. My (***) met up with me since she picked up the phone at the same time, and was like WTF! he is about to get time and you told him this shit! Thats when I was like "fuck". My (***), gave me some rubber gloves and garbage bags to wipe them down and put them in the woods. I did that, but the more I thought about it, the more paranoid I got. I was out side that night hearing shit in the woods. I smoked about a pack that night, since that automatic kg9 would of got me 15yrs alone. So the next day after getting shit for sleep I gave the ww2 handgun back to the person I got it from (bought it for $50), the 32 I traded for a gram of shards and the kg9 I disassembled drove down the street and threw a part out every 500ft. I did keep the bolt to it, which I recently found out is worth $400-500 since it is an openbolt and the people that have tec-9s get them since their is closed bolt in order to convert it to auto. But the made it a felony that if you have a tec9 and a kg9 open bolt. Installed or not you get charged for having an automatic. Anyways thats the end of my story.

[Mike Lowrey]

Yeah one might say I just wasted $1500 and take 7years to get a 4year degree, but it's delicious.

Tommy: "A lot of people go to school for 7 years."

Richard: "Yeah, their called doctors."

[Mr_Mischif]

DAMN you had a night!

[ARH1192]

haha those are some good stories..

I drink too much everytime I drink.

I turned 21 on the 13th of this month. So last weekend was the 1st weekend of me being 21. I got started drinking at about 5pm so at about 10pm I was pretty shitty and I pulled up pics of my ex girl on the big screen in the living room and showed them to everyone at my apartment then called her and told her I was showing everyone lol (anyone remember the thread about the worn out 19year old? yea it was her) well she ended up calling the cops on me AGAIN haha she was at a party where my brother was so he called me and told me the cops just picked her up and they were headed to my place so we all decided to go to waffle house. so I get my food and the slut calls me and was like someone wants to talk to you. so Im like ok and then I hear this is officer so and so and u need to open the door right now. so I LOL and tell him Im not there so he ask me where Im at and I tell him out and about. he goes on to asking me where I am several times and I keep giving him the same answer.. then I tell him even if I was there I wouldnt let his ass in w/ out a warrant. and told him its not my fault that shes a pornstar. told them that she took the pics and she sent them to me. its her fault not mine. end of phone call.. so I go back to eating and I get another phone call from her. and this time its a guy I went to school with which is now a cop and hes trying to be mr badass bc hes a cop and tell him shes a pornstar and ask if he'd like to see it. and again ran my mouth off to him. My buddies didnt believe I was talkin to cops the whole time bc they said I was talkin shit and not being respectful at all.. so anyways after I ate we went back to my apartment. thank god the cops werent waiting on me and I took a shower and got in bed about 3am now and I decided to call my ex. and tell her goodnight hahaha

[babygurl]

HAHA these are great...

Lets see...I got drunk one night at a tattoo parlor....yeah not smart...

A friend of mine was getting a tattoo above her private parts...she ended up getting strawberries with a bit taken out...HEH

well basically it hurts alot...so she and I started taking shots of tequilla....

Well I get this bright idea I want a tattoo above my lovely parts....and I go pick out a tattoo ad come back and ended up getting a tattoo that a thong could cover up :)

I ended up taking some where between 10-16 shots of tequilla...totally fucked up...Walking up to everyone only saying one sentence "WHAT UP DOG?" hahahah


so I wake up the next morning, and I suddenly feel pain...Im like OH GOD!!! I didnt...then I finally remember what I have done...

yeah moral of the story dont get drunk at a tattoo place....

I ended up with a big tattoo in a place you wouldnt normally get one...yeah....

no more tequilla for me :(

[Mr_Mischif]

^ :ttiwwp:

[babygurl]

^ :ttiwwp:



NO PICS....

[Slowboy]

of course i drink more then i plan on. THats the whole idea.
"shake and bake"

[sirkus]

I find myself quitting 3 times a week...

ROFL me too.. I plan on drinking 3 a night. Which that used to be my standard. Now it's how ever many I can drink until I get tired. I got 7 in me last night. Stuff if like water. I don't even wake up with a hang over anymore... (unless I go over 14)

[jmmx258]

Year 2000. I was moving to ga from durham nc. I threw a go away party at the red roof. I got two rooms. One was for people the other was for my gf of 3months which turned into a smoke room. Anyways theres about 70 people in one room/parking lot, 2hrs into it, a friend of mine smashes a beer bottle some kid that was staying next door. Everone was making a bunch of noise, so already drunk me and the gf go to the other room so I can clap balls. We open the door and a cloud comes out from 3 of my friends on there second blunt. So I go in there, not but 2-3min goes by my best friend crackhead comes pounding on the door. I open the door and hes all muddy from running through the wood and most likey busting his ass drunk and high as hell. He said the cops are at the other room and he took off running throwing a qp in the bushes. I had a small Davis 25 hand gun on me so I locked the door went to the air conditioner popped off the plastic cover and stuck my gun there, and right when I put the cover back on, the cops pounded on the door. We opened the door and they (male, female) were like "god damn" from the smoke. They walked in and the guy cop got every one to empty their pockets while the female cop was searching the room going through the sheets and flipping over the mattress etc. My boy crackhead emptied his pockets and had cigars and a scale. The cop asked what the scales were for and crackhead told him for weighing letters. I emptied my pockets and it was cigs and a magnum condom and the cop was (and I swear) "what do you need a magnum for? I told him to speak for himself (swear to god) and he said "prove it, lets see it" (Swear to god, my mothers life, my life). Anways they searched around the room, did not find shit and we all walked around to the other room, where they crammed everyone in the room making you take a breathalizer on your way out the door. This was 10th grade so you could imagine some of the girls panicking about having the parents pick them up. Either way, Im being a dick to the cops then start doing pushups in front of the police car next to the pigs (My gf has the picture, I’ll try to upload it), the female cop gets my gf of 3months and tells her not to be with me, since they new me by name. No one got in legal trouble and 90% of the girls never got in trouble with their parents. One week goes by and its my time to move to ga, my boy b-ham was asking me to get him a gun for a minute so I told him he could have the one at the red roof. Me and him take a trip out to the red roof (3pm-ish) and get this 25year old white girl to open the door because we "left something". She opens the door, walks in first, b-ham then I walk in, shut the door and she gets petrified thinking she fucked up and is about to get rapped, but I went strait to the ac popped off the cover and got my gun, got up and walked out. We got in the car and I handed b-ham his new gun. I move to GA dealing guns as usual and nothing but 2-3months later I find out b-ham robbed the movie theater, held up two employees, getting charged with 2counts of kidnapping, armed robbery and possession of a firearm. I was like damn he'll be in there for 5-10years ( since he was first time offender and 17yrs). One month goes by he gives me a call. He asks me if I had any guns for sale. I told him I had a open bolt kg9, ww2 7.62x25 handgun and a jennings 32. We talked for a bit longer and got off the phone. My (***) met up with me since she picked up the phone at the same time, and was like WTF! he is about to get time and you told him this shit! Thats when I was like "fuck". My (***), gave me some rubber gloves and garbage bags to wipe them down and put them in the woods. I did that, but the more I thought about it, the more paranoid I got. I was out side that night hearing shit in the woods. I smoked about a pack that night, since that automatic kg9 would of got me 15yrs alone. So the next day after getting shit for sleep I gave the ww2 handgun back to the person I got it from (bought it for $50), the 32 I traded for a gram of shards and the kg9 I disassembled drove down the street and threw a part out every 500ft. I did keep the bolt to it, which I recently found out is worth $400-500 since it is an openbolt and the people that have tec-9s get them since their is closed bolt in order to convert it to auto. But the made it a felony that if you have a tec9 and a kg9 open bolt. Installed or not you get charged for having an automatic. Anyways thats the end of my story.



Yeah urs owns mine by a long shot haha

[Mr_Mischif]

ROFL me too.. I plan on drinking 3 a night. Which that used to be my standard. Now it's how ever many I can drink until I get tired. I got 7 in me last night. Stuff if like water. I don't even wake up with a hang over anymore... (unless I go over 14)

That's like stage 2 of the 3 stages of alcoholism. In stage 3 you'll get drunk off less as you liver is going through cirrohsis.


NO PICS....

This is IA; we'll find some pics LOL :boobies::taun:

[sirkus]

That's like stage 2 of the 3 stages of alcoholism. In stage 3 you'll get drunk off less as you liver is going through cirrohsis.

If I beat stage 3.. do I win?

[R3RUN]

^ I think its the only time you can beat a stage and lose actually. You guys have some pretty good ones, I don't. Not enough experience with drinking, lol. One time though me and one of my roomates got drunk and decided to go for a walk. We ended up at CVS and couldnt figure out why we went there. Oh and the CVS is probably about 2 or 3 miles for my dorm building, lol. The employees looked at us like we were crazy because it was 3am, we were obviously drunk, very loud, and my roomate was cold when we left so he put on a bath robe over his shorts and shorts sleeves. Needless to say we looked pretty rediculous. Not to mention the area around campus is not the best neighborhood. We are probably lucky we didnt get shot. Oh well it was fun.

[jmmx258]

^ I think its the only time you can beat a stage and lose actually. You guys have some pretty good ones, I don't. Not enough experience with drinking, lol. One time though me and one of my roomates got drunk and decided to go for a walk. We ended up at CVS and couldnt figure out why we went there. Oh and the CVS is probably about 2 or 3 miles for my dorm building, lol. The employees looked at us like we were crazy because it was 3am, we were obviously drunk, very loud, and my roomate was cold when we left so he put on a bath robe over his shorts and shorts sleeves. Needless to say we looked pretty rediculous. Not to mention the area around campus is not the best neighborhood. We are probably lucky we didnt get shot. Oh well it was fun.

They probably thought you were gay with your roomate wearin that lol!

[R3RUN]

Yea true. It probably looked pretty gay. We didn't even buy anything, mostly because we were unsure why were there in the first place. God damn I want some taquitos right now.

[TheSnail]

LOL +1's to all.

[jmmx258]

haha...My cousin and I got all fucked up off corricidin aboutr a month before I came here. Not really sure why though? I had pot. lol I think we just wanted to do it for the hell of it haha. He works 2 jobs, his wife works part time, and they're raising 2 children. He had the next day off so we did it haha. They also got a cash card for welfare to help them out.

We did all this, went to Sheetz (i'm sure a lot of you will have NO idea what that is) lol and made a HUGE MTO food order lol. The reciept was as long as my arm, litearlly!! haha. And bought a bunch of drinks and candy and shit. This was around 3:30, 4AM too lol. Its times like that, that cops usually piss with you the most. All you wanna do is eat haha

[jmmx258]

LOL +1's to all.

I tried reppin you but i cant haha.

How do you you +1 everybody? I've tried, cant figure it out haha

[TheSnail]

You might of repped too many people within 24hrs. I think the limit is like 15

[jmmx258]

lol, i just meant how to rep everybody in a thread. I kno its int he CP or I think atleast lol. But I couldnt find it haha...anyone got a screen shot? lol

[00CelicaGT]

my fist year of college i went to a small HBCU (Historically Black College University) in south carolina and was there on baseball scolarship. so when the season finally started our first game was an overnight away game in NC. So lets just say the entire team for the year before was a bunch of weed heads and that was right up my ally. so about 30min befoe we left the hotel I came up wit the bright idea to get really high before the game. So the entire team (16 players)except fo two mommas boy went in one room of the hotel and we lit up 11 blunts, sat in the biggest smokin circle ever. long story short we came out thye room and went straight to the game tryed to warm up and really couldn't get our bearings. coach starts to ask why everyone looks so sleepy and our captin says (in a im high as fuck tone)"we aint sleepy coach were just tired" lol. game finally starts we have one of our worst pitchers on the mound and im behind the plate, lets just say we played the best game of the entire season. 5 people hit homeruns including me and the sorry pitcher pitched a one hitter.

so the next week we tryed to see if we could play just as good and just as high and lets just say it was totally different. Score was 21 to 1 hahahaha, but it was fun trying to play higher then i've ever been. lol