Help Quick! Have 30mins to live ~~!!!!!

[Annihilation]

Ok well

I caught a small rat on one of those sticky pads adn well i put him in a cookie box....its cardboard

He's gonna eventually eat through it adn well i dont feel like driving to drop him off and dont want to let him go, he;s jus gonna get back in the house


So I was thinking I drown him in the toilet...

ANy suggestions? you guys got 30mins

No i dont wanna smash his head.....something peacefull hopefully

:yes:

[R3RUN]

Got an ak? That could be fun.

[OneSlow5pt0]

umm..got a cat?

[Annihilation]

Got an ak? That could be fun.


I have white neighbors someone WILL call the cops



No cat , but I got a dog....but dont want him to get sick

[Jecht]

Put him in the oven.

[R3RUN]

Put him in the oven.
Yea, go hitler on his ass.

[Jecht]

OOO OOO feed him some coolant!

[Jecht]

Or put him in your gas tank and go for a drive around town!

[OneSlow5pt0]

the oven is what got those kids in trouble...il say do the right thing and let him go,though

[R3RUN]

Maybe throw it in a blender.

[Jecht]

Tape him to a lightbulb and leave it on overnight.

[Annihilation]

Or put him in your gas tank and go for a drive around town!


you think it will raise my octane level..............lol
fucker prolly gonna choke my filter

[Annihilation]

Oh i got a new idea....I could leave him in the box and then run it over....how does that sound?

[OneSlow5pt0]

Tape him to a lightbulb and leave it on overnight.

i belive their might be a after smell,lol

[R3RUN]

Oh i got a new idea....I could leave him in the box and then run it over....how does that sound?
Hit the highway, get to about 100 and chuck him.

[Jecht]

Ohhh go buy a ton of energy drinks, mix them together, feed the concoction to the mouse, and put him on one of those running wheels all night. Make a video.

[Annihilation]

Hit the highway, get to about 100 and chuck him.


LOL



I was jus reading my nitrous bottle....It says: DANGER DO NOT BREATHE GAS...MAY CAUSE SUFFICATION OR RESPIRATORY TRACT DAMAGE"

Should i fill the box with the nitrous?

[R3RUN]

do it do it do it do it do it. he gonna be higher than a kite when he dies.

[Jecht]

LOL



I was jus reading my nitrous bottle....It says: DANGER DO NOT BREATHE GAS...MAY CAUSE SUFFICATION OR RESPIRATORY TRACT DAMAGE"

Should i fill the box with the nitrous?

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES! Then see if it runs 9's in the 1/4. :bump:

[R3RUN]

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES! Then see if it runs 9's in the 1/4. :bump:
all I can say to that is................................................ .................................................. ............................ lol

[Jecht]

Screw cars man... its all about those mice with NOZZZZZ

[Kyle]

Put it in your neighbors yard, it's just a rat, let them solve this problem.

[R3RUN]

Put it in your neighbors yard, it's just a rat, let them solve this problem.
If they are anything like gray squirrels it will just come back to his house.

[Kyle]

If they are anything like gray squirrels it will just come back to his house.
Do you mean gray squirrels or gay squirrels?

[twinj]

Brake cleaner and a lighter

[Annihilation]

ok well the nitrous made him slow so i drowned the fucker

[R3RUN]

ok well the nitrous made him slow so i drowned the fucker
hahahahahahaaha, he prbly deserved it.






to kyle: all squirells are gay squirells i hate them all because they all kept me up at night as a kid when they lived in my attic.

[twinj]

DAMN. What are you going to do with the Carcus?

[R3RUN]

rat probably didnt even feel that shit. im sure he was hallucinating after the n2o

[Z32redondo]

Damn...I was gonna say just stick it in the neighbors mail box and leave him there for them to see tomorrow.

[R3RUN]

Damn...I was gonna say just stick it in the neighbors mail box and leave him there for them to see tomorrow.
damn, thats just harsh.

[BiH1320]

Damn...I was gonna say just stick it in the neighbors mail box and leave him there for them to see tomorrow.

good idea..
go find another rat or something man and do that hahah

[Z32redondo]

No its not, this is harsh...Take a 12 gram co2 bottle for those air pistols and bust the top off of it and let all the co2 out. Then Either fill with gunpowder or grind up the engines to those model rockets and fill that bitch up. Get a wick a ma thingy from a fire cracker and light that bitch and run. That shit is like dynamite. Just duct tape him to one of those.

[R3RUN]

lol, that would be awesome except i think its already dead.

[Z32redondo]

Ya I know Ive made a few of those co2 bombs and they are loud as balls. It sounds like a shotgun firing or something. I make them all the time out of little shit too like pens, or led pencil refill things (the little holster that has like 10 peices of led in them). If your brave go with a 12, 16 or 20 oz. co2 though...would be interesting.

[R3RUN]

we did a 2 litre dry ice bomb. got on the police scanners for gwinnet and got a gunshot report from a half mile away. the sound scared us so bad my friend almost flipped the lexus truck we were in.

[Z32redondo]

CO2 Bomb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2KgmwbbCF8) Thats what Im talking about.

[R3RUN]

niiiiiiice.

[BiH1320]

lol

[Kelly]

:no:

[HachiDori]

Get an needle and inject window cleaner into his sys.

Or the lightbulb idea was great!

[CRX3R]

LOL



I was jus reading my nitrous bottle....It says: DANGER DO NOT BREATHE GAS...MAY CAUSE SUFFICATION OR RESPIRATORY TRACT DAMAGE"

Should i fill the box with the nitrous?

Do that shit.. Then get up to 100 on the highway chuck that little muthaf*cka an see if he keeps up

[Ltdnismorace]

the mouse/rat is already dead people and the co2 bomb is a little over kill. All you need is a 20 oz pop bottle filled half way with THE WORKS drain solution then fill the bottle the rest of the way with lightly wadded aluminum foil. Put the cap on and shake that mother fucker up REALLY good. The foil and the drain cleaner have a reaction and create pressure inside the bottle. after about a minute or two it will explode and what's left of the drain cleaner is a very volitile acid. The pressure is enough to blow a plastic mailbox to shreds, not that I know or anything cause that's a federal offense.

[Slowboy]

HAHA just fill up a small trash can fill it up half way and put him in there. he will eventually die.

[Slowboy]

And for future reference. You should Buy some of this. leave it around the house. or outside. they eat it and die in like 2-3 days. good shit. Contrac cake
http://www.e-bug.net/cgi-bin/store/commerce.cgi rats love that shit. I sell cases of this a Day.

[LiL PaKi]

And for future reference. You should Buy some of this. leave it around the house. or outside. they eat it and die in like 2-3 days. good shit. Contrac cake
http://www.e-bug.net/cgi-bin/store/commerce.cgi rats love that shit. I sell cases of this a Day.

yea but see if he eats it and dies it might die in a cupboard or my closet and you won't know till you smell the dead rat and what if its in a vent then u're fucked with the smell for a good while

[Wurm]

when u catch another one.....microwave him for 10 seconds...it will live for a couple days but lose all its hair lirl

[Slowboy]

yea but see if he eats it and dies it might die in a cupboard or my closet and you won't know till you smell the dead rat and what if its in a vent then u're fucked with the smell for a good while

yes thats always a possibility. Now i also have trap, new school not the old school ones. and i have some nice glue boards also. NOw is it a rat or a mouse.

[RandomGuy]

yes thats always a possibility. Now i also have trap, new school not the old school ones. and i have some nice glue boards also. NOw is it a rat or a mouse.
they are rats... bitches are viscous too

we caught one one day and i was poking it with a 20ounce coke bottle and it bit INTO the cap... like the hard plastic caps
i was like holy shit if that was my finger i woulda got FUCKED UP

[Slowboy]

These are the traps there really sensitive. but easy to set. and you just put some peanut butter or a little thing of dog food down and there all over that stuff. Ive gotten a big ol rat with that thing.
http://www.e-bug.net/cgi-bin/store/commerce.cgi

here is a link to some of the glueboards.
http://www.e-bug.net/cgi-bin/store/commerce.cgi?product=Glueboards#largeglueboard

[BluesClues]

SO did you do then nitrous?

[BTLFED]

LOL



I was jus reading my nitrous bottle....It says: DANGER DO NOT BREATHE GAS...MAY CAUSE SUFFICATION OR RESPIRATORY TRACT DAMAGE"

Should i fill the box with the nitrous?

That's because nitrous oxide that you use in cars has Sulfer in it to prevent people huffing it.

[aaronfelipe]

Throw him off the I-85 bridge
Microwave
Throw him in a pond/lake
Baseball?
Put him in a bag and throw it up in the air

[Nemesis]

do it do it do it do it do it. he gonna be higher than a kite when he dies.


Automotive nitrous contains an additive to prevent getting high off of it.

[Nemesis]

That's because nitrous oxide that you use in cars has Sulfer in it to prevent people huffing it.


damn beat me to it.

[R3RUN]

Im pretty sure your still going to get high off of it. Its just going to kill you afterwards. Like rubbing alcohol. Itll get you drunk, and poison you.

[Maniaç]

i hate rats! id set it on fire

[BTLFED]

damn beat me to it.

What's my name!!

[Krazykouki]

Smash it with a hammer. Its fast..Painless..and he wont remember a thing..heh

-Chris

[IndianStig]

I hear keemo is pretty tasty with some chulka naan, lol


I vote for sticking him in the white neighbors mailbox.

[chnco]

Cut off it's tail and watch it run around in circles and then microwave it for a few seconds.

Then watch it run in circles and in to walls.