Poem for a Valentine

[TheGodfather]

Everyone knows you love to get around
Calling you a harlot is nothing profound
You're obnoxious, you stink, and you made my penis itch
And for your one redeeming quality: you can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
And though you vex me greatly, and loving you is asinine,
Because you give great head, I still call you my Valentine.

[Mr_Mischif]

Here's one of my own...


*ahem*








Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And I just did your sister; now I wanna try you.
I <3 you valentine

[ShooterMcGavin]

don't give up ur day job folks :goodjob:

[Mr_Mischif]

don't give up ur day job folks :goodjob:

LOL Shut it Wayne! I don't see you giving us an abomination of poetry of your own!:tongue1:

[TheGodfather]

LOL Shut it Wayne! I don't see you giving us an abomination of poetry of your own!:tongue1:

:lmfao: dont listen to the doubters. we did great.

[Ran]

It is within the evening,
Around three the gold bells chime;
With one last check for survaillence,
My heart says that it's time.

I've stepped closer to the mass,
To find a lover true;
Your innocence has brought you close,
Yet you don't have a clue.

Deception here, coercion there,
In a flash what was yours is mine;
And since you no longer have a choice,
Care to be my Valentine?
_________________________________

There, I contributed. :D

[Mr_Mischif]

^It didn't rhyme.

[Ran]

^It didn't rhyme.Yes it did you dumb sumb*tch! Every other line rhymes just like it's supposed to.


It is within the evening,
Around three the gold bells chime;
With one last check for survaillence,
My heart says that it's time.

I've stepped closer to the mass,
To find a lover true;
Your innocence has brought you close,
Yet you don't have a clue.

Deception here, coercion there,
In a flash what was yours is mine;
And since you no longer have a choice,
Care to be my Valentine?

[superman]

that shit is funny

[Hiro]

There, I contributed. :D

:lmfao: Sometimes I wonder why I don't murder you in your sleep....

[Ran]

Um...because I'm a lovable predator? :dunno:

[Killer]

^It didn't rhyme.


not all poetry does...

try a haiku(spl?)

.. here...

You're a stupid ass
Dumb as this poem itself
Eat a dick retard




haiku=575... 5 syllables then seven then five again.... HA!

[Killer]

oh, and there are no set rules to peotry... there are many different types...

[Sammich]

^It didn't rhyme.

x2 china men cnt rhyme, especially when they are part cracka:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Kelly]

not all poetry does...
try a haiku(spl?)
.. here...
You're a stupid ass
Dumb as this poem itself
Eat a dick retard
haiku=575... 5 syllables then seven then five again.... HA!

Or in this case 565 (sorry baby, but its true) Lol

[Sammich]

o shit

[Killer]

Or in this case 565 (sorry baby, but its true) Lol


try it again.... it's 7...

dumb=1, as=1, this=1, poem=2, itself=2


PO EM IT SELF

[Sammich]

o shit again

to may toe

to mah toe

[Kelly]

No sir, poem is one syllable!

[Sammich]

actually it can have two or one syllable, depends on if your blaq or wyte

[Ran]

No sir, poem is one syllable!:werd:

[Kelly]

LOL at P'bs

[Killer]

your retarded.... it's two! pronounced = PO UM not POME

[Killer]

actually it can have two or one syllable, depends on if your blaq or wyte


depends on if your smart(from the north)

or stupid(from the south)

[Kelly]

I hate you kyle (killer)

Whatta E-JERK! :tongue:

[Sammich]

LMAO fuck all of yall i hate you all

[Sammich]

PO UM...PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM

[Killer]

i'm an E-JERK cause u don't know the english language... go look it up... we can make a bet on it babe..

i know i'm right.. i just looked it up myself..

[Sammich]

LOL can i set the stakes for this bet??

[Killer]

let her agree to it first.... and i'm game.. cause i win period...

[Kelly]

It may show it as 2 but normal ppl don't say it that way...

[Sammich]

can i set the stakes now damn lol

[Ran]

It may show it as 2 but normal ppl don't say it that way...That's exactly why he says it the way he does. Killer says PO UM because he DUH UMB. :D

[Kelly]

Go for it P'bs...

[Kelly]

Killer also says salsa "sal-sa" and crayon "kra-n" and legs "laygs"
:lmao:

Seriously though...

[Sammich]

LOL damn they ownin yall tonight

here are the stakes:

if kelly is right, killer gets his head shaved

if killer is right, kelly gets her head shaved

[Killer]

That's exactly why he says it the way he does. Killer says PO UM because he DUH UMB.


no.. i saw it as it's supposed to be said... i do speak with a southern accent.. i'll admit.. but i'm from the north.. we speak proper english there...

just like the word saw chante/kelly.... lol...


it's two syllables regardless of how "normal" people say it...


i say salsa completely wrong and i know it... but just cause i say it that way doesn't mean it's the right way...

[Ran]

if killer is right, kelly gets her head shavedOh God no, I don't want to see some bald headed chick on IA. She can shave something else if she hasn't already. :nautjerk:


but i'm from the north.. we speak proper english there...Wut chu tryn'a say?

[Kelly]

but i'm from the north.. we speak proper english there...


What a freakin butthole!

[Sammich]

Oh God no, I don't want to see some bald headed chick on IA. She can shave something else if she hasn't already. :nautjerk:


d00d what the hell is wrong w/ u...she's of age..:no:





























:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Ran]

d00d what the hell is wrong w/ u...she's of age..:no:


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:No sh*t, really?! :rolleyes:

I kind of figured that, seeing as how if she wasn't then she wouldn't have to shave. Duh.


Oh God...I need to quit. :screwy:

[Sammich]

No sh*t, really?! :rolleyes:

I kind of figured that, seeing as how if she wasn't then she wouldn't have to shave. Duh.


Oh God...I need to quit. :screwy:

:police: