funny valentine moment

[mocha latte cupcake]

ok so heres a funny moment in the life of JM, so yousef and i were at the mall and we got some food yeah i know bad idea lol anyways, so were getting cash out of the atm and i notice a flurry of red. its my ex hahaha and all of a sudden i had an over whelming wave of nausea (sp?). i turn to yousef and say, "oh ish thats ***** (the name shall remain un given), quick i have to poo. :lmfao: " seriously i didn't have to go but in that split second of seeing her i got an upset stomach and could have taken a whole bottle of tums. lol i would go into other details but i can't stop laughing and i was told to be nice.

also, i'm enjoying this vals day much better than last lol :lmfao:


thanks for sharing another moment in Jm's life :cheers:

[Mr_Mischif]

So...your ex makes you want to shit your pants? Huh...

[Hulud]

o man

this could get entertaining

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol ok, well mr mischief, since i'm going with a funny theme here write something funnier, and yes she does. it was an over whelming sense of..... sigh if only i didnt have to be nice here lol. and yes it could brian yes it could. but its makos time y0! were going to buy girls shots to touch yousef's wee wee lol

[Hulud]

lol ok, well mr mischief, since i'm going with a funny theme here write something funnier, and yes she does. it was an over whelming sense of..... sigh if only i didnt have to be nice here lol. and yes it could brian yes it could. but its makos time y0! were going to buy girls shots to touch yousef's wee wee lol
haha hes goin?

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol yes he is lol, its going to be awesome, feel free to meet us there tonight

[Hulud]

lol yes he is lol, its going to be awesome, feel free to meet us there tonight
i would but i got class early in the AM, which fucking blows

[Leadfoot_mf]

So...your ex makes you want to shit your pants? Huh...

she must of used too much lube on the strap on....

[The Yousef]

mako's was the shiz....and JM really had to go uber poopie after seeing her... :lmfao:

[RandomGuy]

you shoulda just looked at her and made this face:


http://www.importatlanta.com/upload/files/299/durkaraped.jpg



then uppercutted the nearest midget


that woulda showed her

[Mike Lowrey]

mako's was the shiz....and JM really had to go uber poopie after seeing her... :lmfao:


Why? Does she have hairy nipples too?

[collins]

CALLED OUT!!!! :lmfao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

mako's was the shiz....and JM really had to go uber poopie after seeing her... :lmfao:
wtf? y'all were back before 1am? wek sos :gay:

[B16a2 Civic]

sounds like a shitty situation

[ShooterMcGavin]

haha was that a pun?

[B16a2 Civic]

yes, yes it was

[kelly marie]

we wanna go to mako's!

did yousefina really go?

[The Yousef]

we wanna go to mako's!

did yousefina really go?

indeed

[kelly marie]

oOoOoOo did you see :boobies:

lol

[The Yousef]

oOoOoOo did you see :boobies:

lol

...pat's

:eek: :upchuck:

[kelly marie]

...pat's

:eek: :upchuck: oh my.. i'm so so sorry!

haha

did you get on the swing? if we go we will make you get on it!!

[The Yousef]

oh my.. i'm so so sorry!

haha

did you get on the swing? if we go we will make you get on it!!

:no:

the hot body shot girl almost seduced me into doing a body shot...but my will power overpowered her b00bs and i refused....i asked is she had coke then i would do it....she pointed at the jager and said that was coke...i told her i'm not a moron... :lmfao:

[kelly marie]

lol thats funny.. well we all need to go again.. maybe when it gets a tad warmer :)

[ShooterMcGavin]

i told her i'm not a moron... :lmfao:
but u are? :thinking:

[mocha latte cupcake]

yeah we do it was great! its always fun when you have the right combination of people lol. we will definately invite the drelly the next time we party lol

[Mike Lowrey]

yeah we do it was great! its always fun when you have the right combination of people lol. we will definately invite the drelly the next time we party lol

Don't leave without me puto.

[mocha latte cupcake]

i couldn't forget my toyota wingman, besides what is teh darkside without the dark lord of boost and 6 cylinder goodness?

[Ran]

i couldn't forget my toyota wingman :cry:

[mocha latte cupcake]

:cry:

oh ok! i can't forget the toyota wingman of jdm goodness either :cheers: :goodjob:

so now i gotta remember:

the panty dropper
the curry crusader
the banana pepper
the asian pursuasion wayne
the dark lord of toyota
the 2jz yaris
The twin mcdrunky
the IA asshole (hulud)
and the drelly :bump:

[kelly marie]

last time we went i was the DD.. er the DDD.. i wasn't planning on drinking that much but yea.. wow.. wayner and drew were shouting at the cows on the way home ahahahahaha good stuff

[Mike Lowrey]

last time we went i was the DD.. er the DDD.. i wasn't planning on drinking that much but yea.. wow.. wayner and drew were shouting at the cows on the way home ahahahahaha good stuff

Well, I saw the "bra size" thread in the pictures forum, and I remember the DD, but not the DDD. Please explain....with pictures. :D

[drupason]

yeaa show me your boobies woman!

[The Yousef]

yeaa show me your boobies woman!

...indeed

[Me86Rob]

:ninja:

[Tech5]

Oh dayum! lol

[stillaneon]

Why bump this shit