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Psycho
02-14-2007, 03:37 PM
I thought we should make a thread that teaches people how to be more romantic for this special occasion. I'll start it off.

Take your woman out to dinner (wendy's has a great dollar menu).

Women love chocolate, try to find as much of last halloween's candy as you can (ask your neighbors if they have any as well).

Take her to see a movie. Blockbuster usually has a movie playing on their tv sets, plus they don't care how long you sit there and watch it. (I suggest bringing a lawn chair for yourself)

Finally, by the end of the night, if she ain't puttin' out, kick that bitch out of the car. It doesn't matter if you're doin 60mph on the high way. Gas ain't cheap, so you better get something for driving her ass around all night.

Ran
02-14-2007, 03:47 PM
IFinally, by the end of the night, if she ain't puttin' out, kick that bitch out of the car. It doesn't matter if you're doin 60mph on the high way. Gas ain't cheap, so you better get something for driving her ass around all night.You gotta rework your strategy man. The last step is whack. This is how you should do it.

Blindfold her and tell her it's a surprise.
Drive her out to the middle of nowhere. Far from home and any other people.
Once you arrive to your deserted location, remove her blindfold.
Now give her the choice; "Put Out or Get Out".
:goodjob:

Killer
02-14-2007, 03:50 PM
You gotta rework your strategy man. The last step is whack. This is how you should do it.

Blindfold her and tell her it's a surprise.
Drive her out to the middle of nowhere. Far from home and any other people.
Once you arrive to your deserted location, remove her blindfold.
Now give her the choice; "Put Out or Get Out".
:goodjob:


LOL!!!!!!!!! that's awesome! reps to u!

Sammich
02-14-2007, 03:53 PM
You gotta rework your strategy man. The last step is whack. This is how you should do it.

Blindfold her and tell her it's a surprise.
Drive her out to the middle of nowhere. Far from home and any other people.
Once you arrive to your deserted location, remove her blindfold.
Now give her the choice; "Put Out or Get Out".
:goodjob:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

quickdodgeŽ
02-14-2007, 03:56 PM
This thread stank before the first post was even made. Later, QD.

Leadfoot_mf
02-14-2007, 08:33 PM
how about just giving her the good ol deep dickin

ShooterMcGavin
02-15-2007, 08:34 AM
You gotta rework your strategy man. The last step is whack. This is how you should do it.

Blindfold her and tell her it's a surprise.
Drive her out to the middle of nowhere. Far from home and any other people.
Once you arrive to your deserted location, remove her blindfold.
Now give her the choice; "Put Out or Get Out".
:goodjob:

so that's how u get the kiddies to cooperate :lmfao:

Ran
02-15-2007, 09:33 AM
so that's how u get the kiddies to cooperate :lmfao:Cooperate? Who gives a d*mn about cooperation? :king:

Sammich
02-15-2007, 09:36 AM
domination>cooperation FTW

PRiMAdonna
02-15-2007, 09:37 AM
you guys are awful...

Ran
02-15-2007, 09:40 AM
domination>cooperation FTWDomination is such an ugly word. I prefer the term "coercion".

Sammich
02-15-2007, 09:42 AM
Domination is such an ugly word. I prefer the term "coercion".

what ever you say..you still use the same tactics:police: