gobraves00
02-14-2007, 01:23 AM
Work vs. Prison
@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
You get three meals a day fully paid for
You get time off for good behavior
The guard lockas and unlocks all the doors for you
You can watch TV and play games
You get your own toilet
They allow your friends and family to visit
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
You must deal with sadistic wardens
You can talk about Jesus, and even participate in Bible studies
@WORK
You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
You get more work for good behavior
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
You arent even suposed to speak to your family
You get to pay all you expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
They are called managers
You'd better not talk about Jesus or bring a Bible if you want to keep your job!
@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
You get three meals a day fully paid for
You get time off for good behavior
The guard lockas and unlocks all the doors for you
You can watch TV and play games
You get your own toilet
They allow your friends and family to visit
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
You must deal with sadistic wardens
You can talk about Jesus, and even participate in Bible studies
@WORK
You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
You get more work for good behavior
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
You arent even suposed to speak to your family
You get to pay all you expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
They are called managers
You'd better not talk about Jesus or bring a Bible if you want to keep your job!