What gets louder as it gets smaller?

[Doppelgänger]

You have one hour,until i get back from lunch, to solve this.

[B16a2 Civic]

yousefs penis
ahah

[Kyle]

A baby in a trash compactor.

Game over.

[Sol-Badguy]

A baby in a trash compactor.

[Sol-Badguy]

DAMNIT KYLE!!

Beat me by two seconds.

[Kyle]

:D w00t! :bump:

[MachNU]

a balloon

[Sol-Badguy]

Butthole.

[VooDooXII]

Negative decibles...the baby would die before it was fully compacted...

DUHHH

[Kyle]

Negative decibles...the baby would die before it was fully compacted...

DUHHH
Yeah but as it was getting crushed it would make noise for a period of time.

[Sol-Badguy]

I saw you edit on those emoticons.. :D

[Kyle]

I saw you edit on those emoticons.. :D
Emoticons?

Huh?

I edit every single post I ever make, well most of them.

[Brett]

A Civic? lol

[Greddypacked]

Compressed air in a horn such as train or tug boat horn. I dont know just guessing.

[BABY J]

LOL @ A CIVIC

[Doppelgänger]

kyle wins...
reps given :)

but i really like some of the other answers :D

Anyone got a good dead baby joke?

[imbosile]

Emoticons?

Huh?

I edit every single post I ever make, well most of them.


why would you edit most of your posts?

[Sol-Badguy]

^Yeah, by two seconds..

[Doppelgänger]

^Yeah, by two seconds..

next thing you were gonna say is "i had you!"

then kyle is gonna say "doesnt matter if you 'had' me, winning is winning weither its by 2 seconds or 10 minutes" hahahaha

[Doppelgänger]

What is better than a dead baby?








The revoked child-support.

[Sol-Badguy]

^DAAAMN!!

[Mr_Mischif]

How do you get 10 dead babies into a pitcher?

Blender.


How do you get them out?




















Tostitos

[Doppelgänger]

What happens when you burn baby's face off?


It makes weird noises and crawls into walls.







What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

[Sol-Badguy]

What's worse than a barrel full of dead babies?











The alive one at the bottom crawling its way out.

[Doppelgänger]

How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match--WOOF!


What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.

[ShooterMcGavin]

what do u get when u throw 2 dead babies in the fire?















i don't know but i get a hard on :lmfao:

[Kelly]

Ya'll are all going to hell...

[Doppelgänger]

Ya'll are all going to hell...

Hell is the new IA...

[Blitanicle99]

Ok I win this shit.
What cries as it walks in circles?

A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.

Top that.

[Doppelgänger]

What did the deaf, mute baby get for christmas?

Cancer

[BABY J]

How much dick can a 10 year old boy take?


..


I dunno... ask THINKFAST.:lmfao:

[Sol-Badguy]

How do you stop a dead baby from falling down a well?








Throw a spear through it's head.

[BABY J]

How do you make a 9 year old girl cry?

..

Use her teddy bear to wipe the blood off your cock.

[Sol-Badguy]

What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Ferrari?












I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

[Doppelgänger]

How much dick can a 10 year old boy take?


..


I dunno... ask THINKFAST.:lmfao:
hahahaha

[ShooterMcGavin]

How much dick can a 10 year old boy take?


..


I dunno... ask THINKFAST.:lmfao:
cut it out w/the pederass jokes man, these kids in ur jokes are too old for this thread :lmfao:

[Evil Goat]

What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.

Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.

Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.

[Killer]

u know what i like about eight yr olds...





u can slick their hair back in the shower and they look 5!

[FDslider]

What's the best thing about cooking puppies in an oven?





After you are through having fun, there might be something left to eat!

[Sol-Badguy]

Lirl at Mr.org's sig.

[Doppelgänger]

how do you drown a Jew?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a pool.

[FDslider]

how do you drown a Jew?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a pool.
or tell him that he could be the first person to drift his 99 Miata on the ocean floor!















































jk Mike!

[Kelly]

u know what i like about eight yr olds...
u can slick their hair back in the shower and they look 5!

Babe, don't get in on this...

Sick-os

[VooDooXII]

Lirl at Mr.org's sig.

Haha, they're in sync with the song I'm listening to.

[Doppelgänger]

or tell him that he could be the first person to drift his 99 Miata on the ocean floor!















































jk Mike!You're missing teh funny......badly.

[Ruststang]

Whats pink and screaming and has puss all over?








a peeled baby in a bag of salt.

[FDslider]

You're missing teh funny......badly.
oh no, I got the funny. I just had to switch it up so that I could incorporate you into it!

[ShooterMcGavin]

Babe, don't get in on this...

Sick-os
didn't know ur kyle was into kids huh? (in more ways than one too! :goodjob: ) :lmfao:

[IndianStig]

u know what i like about eight yr olds...





u can slick their hair back in the shower and they look 5!

WHAT THE FUCK?

i don't get it

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^please tell me ur joking?

[JDM onlyy]

next thing you were gonna say is "i had you!"

then kyle is gonna say "doesnt matter if you 'had' me, winning is winning weither its by 2 seconds or 10 minutes" hahahaha

LOL at the Fast and the Furious quoting.

[JDM onlyy]

What's the best part about having sex with thirty five year olds?


There are 30 of them.

HAHA fuckin pedophiles! guessing on the spelling.

[ShooterMcGavin]

HAHA fuckin pedophiles! guessing on the spelling.
good guess :goodjob:

[BABY J]

What gets louder as it gets smaller??

A coochie w/ air in it.

[ShooterMcGavin]

bwahahahahaha, another correct answer! :lmao:

[Blitanicle99]

Whats better than skull fucking a 10 year old vietnamese boy?



Slicking his hair back in the shower so he looks 4!

[Hulud]

Whats the difference betwee my girlfriend and a dead baby?



















































I dont kiss my girlfriend after sex

[Hulud]

Whats the best thing about fucking a 12 yearold girl in the ass?














































Pretending shes a 9 yearold boy

[james]

kyle wins...
reps given :)

but i really like some of the other answers :D

Anyone got a good dead baby joke?


whats the difference between a dead baby and a gay ass miata?





I dont have a miata in my garage

[BABY J]

up

[§treet_§peed]

there was that thread from a while back.. i posted up a shit load let me see if i can find it..