Why Its Great To Be A Man

[Brett]

Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care
of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You
can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is
your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because
this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding
dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're
talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New
shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own
jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone
forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to
see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave
your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket
knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

[Killer]

.... yes.

[Brett]

WHITE POWER... Errr I mean MAN POWER :D

[Killer]

WHITE POWER... Errr I mean MAN POWER :D


WHITE MAN POWER!!!!!

[thinkfast®]

YOU HEAR THAT LEISA, THIS IS A MEN THREAD SO GET TO STEPPIN!! YO VACUUM, HURRY UP ASAP!!! NA-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

LATINO MEN POWER PUTOS GET IT RIGHT

[Crazy Asian]

YELLOW MAN POWER!!! WERE SO GODAMN LAZY WE USE A BIDET TO WIPE OUR ASS!!!!!!

[devin]

lol

[thinkfast®]

BIDET FTW PERRAS!

ON A SIDE NOTE I TOOK A MEAN DUMP IN A BIDET ONCE, IT WAS AT A RITZ-CARLTON IN COCONUT GROVE

DAMN IM SMOOTH

[Mike Lowrey]

Men rule this shit!

Women need to get their ass back in the kitchen, until we tell them to go to the bedroom.

[Sammich]

WHITE MAN POWER!!!!!

DEEZ CRACKUHZ IZ TAKEN OVA DA UNUHVERZEZ

[Mike Lowrey]

DEEZ CRACKUHZ IZ TAKEN OVA DA UNUHVERZEZ

Hell Yeah!

Best recognize that shit!

[Sammich]

Hell Yeah!

Best recognize that shit!

dam racise

[Mike Lowrey]

dam racise

Bwahahaha!!!!!!!!!!






...White Power!....


~runs~

[Sammich]

Bwahahaha!!!!!!!!!!






...White Power!....


~runs~

gorge and weezy mooven on up..to d eass sid, we fi-ley got a peac uv dah pi

[bigdare23]

I have a penis and I'm proud of it!

[imbosile]

damn we do have it easy

[Sammich]

sometimes i think we have it too easy, then that wk out of the month my girl reminds me...ITS GREAT TO BE A MAN

[Mike Lowrey]

For everybody who thinks we have it easy....

Take all those easy items on the list and they do not compare to dealing with Women's shit.




~runs~

[Sammich]

For everybody who thinks we have it easy....

Take all those easy items on the list and they do not compare to dealing with Women's shit.




~runs~

women bitch too much...find a tomboy woman and ur set:goodjob:

[Mike Lowrey]

women bitch too much...find a tomboy woman and ur set:goodjob:

or, shove your dick in her mouth.....

[Sammich]

that works too..

[Brett]

Men run dis shit!!

[CRXchic19]

women bitch too much...find a tomboy woman and ur set:goodjob:

<---------Tomboy :D , and FAWK the rest of you :2up:

but i still know how to dress nice when it counts... ;)





.

[Sammich]

<---------Tomboy :D , and FAWK the rest of you :2up:

but i still know how to dress nice when it counts... ;)





.

HRMMM...looks like a d00d, types like a d00d...must be a d00d

[Mike Lowrey]

HRMMM...looks like a d00d, types like a d00d...must be a d00d

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

Women ----------------------------->

[CRXchic19]

HRMMM...looks like a d00d, types like a d00d...must be a d00d

i'm sorry, dudes dont have boobs as nice as these :D but thanks for playing

i wonder what your gurl looks like if you cant tell the difference..... :???:

[Mike Lowrey]

i'm sorry, dudes dont have boobs as nice as these :D but thanks for playing

Proof or GTFO.

[CRXchic19]

haha you WISH....I'm out :boobies:

[Sammich]

i'm sorry, dudes dont have boobs as nice as these :D but thanks for playing

i wonder what your gurl looks like if you cant tell the difference..... :???:

my girl is a genuine dime plz believe


Proof or GTFO.

TR00F...Proof or GTFO

[Sammich]

haha you WISH....I'm out :boobies:

damned transvestites

[Mike Lowrey]

haha you WISH....I'm out :boobies:

Thats right. All the bishes better listen up. This here is our domain!

Women
Post titties or GTFO!

[CRXchic19]

damned transvestites

:screwy:

[Mike Lowrey]

:screwy:

No Fake Chics allowed.

[CRXchic19]

No Fake Chics allowed.

then get out..... post ur pito or GTFO

[Brett]

haha you WISH....I'm out :boobies:

Dont let the door hit ya on the way to the kitchen, OH yeah, BRING ME A DAMN BEER!!!

[CRXchic19]

Dont let the door hit ya on the way to the kitchen, OH yeah, BRING ME A DAMN BEER!!!

its ok, if i was ur gurl i'd slash your tires for a comment like that :)

[Mike Lowrey]

then get out..... post ur pito or GTFO

OK. I know as a ~cough~ women you natually have a diminished mental capacity compared to men, but you should at least be able to understand the simplest of instructions.


You = Leave

[Mike Lowrey]

its ok, if i was ur gurl i'd slash your tires for a comment like that :)


And that is why you sit at home looking like a dude. :goodjob:

[Brett]

its ok, if i was ur gurl i'd slash your tires for a comment like that :)

if you were my girl, Youd be either cookin, cleanin or fuckin... outside of that be gone, what other use do you serve? Besides naggin men :D

[CRXchic19]

OK. I know as a ~cough~ women you natually have a diminished mental capacity compared to men, but you should at least be able to understand the simplest of instructions.


You = Leave


maybe so, but not so diminished as the size of your DICK..... :gay:

[Brett]

And that is why you sit at home looking like a dude. :goodjob:

Is that her in the avatar?

[Brett]

maybe so, but not so diminished as the size of your DICK..... :gay:

Well luckily some of us have 8 inches to slap down, so would that suffice?

[Mike Lowrey]

maybe so, but not so diminished as the size of your DICK..... :gay:

Post proof.

Words are cheap, whip out the proof.



~sigh~

Sorry ass women thinking she an e-thug. :rolleyes:

[Mike Lowrey]

Is that her in the avatar?

That is my assumption. :upchuck:

[Sammich]

Dont let the door hit ya on the way to the kitchen, OH yeah, BRING ME A DAMN BEER!!!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Brett]

If thats her in her avatar, is she flashing some kind of west coast gang sign? :lmfao:

[Sammich]

And that is why you sit at home looking like a dude. :goodjob:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Mike Lowrey]

Well luckily some of us have 8 inches to slap down, so would that suffice?

Slappin' dick on foreheads. LOL

[Sammich]

If thats her in her avatar, is she flashing some kind of west coast gang sign? :lmfao:

call up TF for this imposter LIRL

[Mike Lowrey]

If thats her in her avatar, is she flashing some kind of west coast gang sign? :lmfao:

Um, could be a dude...stuck in the 80's

[Sammich]

Um, could be a dude...stuck in the 80's

fucking uncle rico in this bitch:lmfao: :lmfao:

" i coulda took state"

[Brett]

... she must not be hot, cause if she has been around as long as it shows on her join date, We would have either:

A) HIT IT BY NOW
B) KNOWN SOMEONE WHO HAS HIT IT
C) BEEN TRYIN TO HIT IT

But the answer is

D) NONE OF THE ABOVE :lmfao:

[Sammich]

... she must not be hot, cause if she has been around as long as it shows on her join date, We would have either:

A) HIT IT BY NOW
B) KNOWN SOMEONE WHO HAS HIT IT
C) BEEN TRYIN TO HIT IT

But the answer is

D) NONE OF THE ABOVE :lmfao:

REPOST THIS SHIT CUZ THIS IS CLASSIC:lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

The poll is up bitches! Vote or Die! :lmfao:

http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=105200

[Brett]

I voted, But who agree's with my choices A,B,C, or D? lol

[Sammich]

I voted, But who agree's with my choices A,B,C, or D? lol

D!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

D.. FTMFW!

[Brett]

:lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

It changed its avatar! LOL


p.s. I am still confused as to what "it" is......

[ShooterMcGavin]

bwahahahaha, lirl @ this thread. at least this girl had the balls (not sure if that's a good thing though) to duke it out w/y'all :lmao:

[Mike Lowrey]

bwahahahaha, lirl @ this thread. at least this girl had the balls (not sure if that's a good thing though) to duke it out w/y'all :lmao:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Brett]

That avatar is better then the other one...lol

[Mr_Mischif]

This thread has too much potential to die now.

[Mike Lowrey]

That avatar is better then the other one...lol

Agreed, but not by much.... :lmfao: :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

THE FUK IS GOIN ON IN HERE, HMM

WHERES THIS SKANKA AT

[Mike Lowrey]

THE FUK IS GOIN ON IN HERE, HMM

WHERES THIS SKANKA AT

Here are some pics you can cherish....LOL.

[Brett]

The first avatar still looks like a Kiddie Porn movie gone WEST COAST!!! :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

The first avatar still looks like a Kiddie Porn movie gone WEST COAST!!! :lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao:

Ricky, comments? This yo peep?

[Sammich]

It changed its avatar! LOL


p.s. I am still confused as to what "it" is......

lookuh dat d00d :lmfao:

[Brett]

Where is Ricky?

[Mike Lowrey]

Where is Ricky?

He probably eatin' some wings. When we gettin' wings?!



Put up a thread Brett! Make it happen, Puto! LOL

[ahmonrah]

damn joe..she do look dude-isih. but on the un-real though....the pussy is good.....mmmhmmm

[Brett]

He probably eatin' some wings. When we gettin' wings?!



Put up a thread Brett! Make it happen, Puto! LOL


http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?p=35455960#post35455960

[Mike Lowrey]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?p=35455960#post35455960

I love you man. This is not gay shit, this is man shit. LOL

[Brett]

My ass is still a little sore from what you did to it last night

[Mike Lowrey]

Shit got crazy. We got caught up in the moment.

You know how I get.

[Sammich]

d hail no wai

[Brett]

Shit got crazy. We got caught up in the moment.

You know how I get.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

You got porno and homo shows up in here!

What kind of freak-ass store is this?!


Mhuh, and you two muthafuckers need Jesus.

Cover your ears, baby.

[Sammich]

i got king kong in muh trunk

[Mr_Mischif]

WHOOOO that one puckered my butthole!

[Sammich]

LIRL

[Mike Lowrey]

Marcus: Did you see that shit!

Mike: They throwin' cars! How do I not see that?!

[Mr_Mischif]

Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little "boundary box". We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin' Jacques Cousteau.

[thinkfast®]

BAD BOYS 2 BISH

[Mike Lowrey]

That is the last time you will ever refer to my momma's titties. I don't even want 'em up in ya head.

[Mike Lowrey]

BAD BOYS 2 BISH

Hell Yeah!

Woosaw muthafucker!

[Mr_Mischif]

I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up, 'Good morning, Marcus. Good morning, Mike. How you doin'? Ai'ight. So how we going to fuck up the captain's life today? Gee, I don't know. I don't know. Ooh, look. Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?

[no control]

Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care
of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You
can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is
your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because
this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding
dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're
talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New
shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own
jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone
forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to
see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave
your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket
knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

:lmfao: nice. +1

[Mike Lowrey]

Why don't you check his spine while your in there!

[The Ninja]

Better not let this thread die. Sticky it and keep posting why it is greater to be a man.