Hillary Joke

[Brett]

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when
she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek
below.


Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were
fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered
the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." Hillary said, "No
problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane." The
second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." Hillary
said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!" The
third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
and stereo headset!" Hillary was a little perplexed by this and
said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped." The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."

[{X}Echo419]

O-SNAP! :lmao:

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

LOLOLOL.

[R.Kelly]

good one gotta love the hilary jokes

[Brett]

yeah I always love a good H. Clinton or Bill Clinton joke :D

[Jecht]

HAHA Nice!

[Mr_Mischif]

Fuck handicapperd; he'd need a casket.

[ShooterMcGavin]

*snickers*

[{X}Echo419]

^are you trying to get some dude to kiss you? I knew IT! :gay:

Fuck handicapperd; he'd need a casket.
:lmfao: :lmfao:

[mikebluS2G]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: funny shit!!!!!:goodjob:

[MachNU]

shit the third kid was speaking the truth....hell my dad would kill my ass if he found out i saved her! :no: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Brett]

Id kill myself if I saved her...LOL

[joesblk_teg]

hahah good stuff +1 i know it wont do anything to your 500,000 reps but hey its the thought that counts lol

[98silver328i]

Haha. God I hate that bitch