HANDJOB

[BABY J]

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the 3 exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.


"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile,

"may I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man,

"are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies

"Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

[2.0civic]

lolol

[Slowboy]

HAHA, thats a good. One I bet the look on her face is priceless. lol

[N/A EK]

LMAO

[ShooterMcGavin]

i woulda asked how much for a BJ :yes:

[Z32redondo]

lol

[Kelly]

Lol. Bitch got owned... ha ha

[BABY J]

That kinda reminds me of the movie Kingpin when Bill Murray and Woody Harrelson are sittin at the table in a diner. The nurse walks up and says "can I take your order?" Bill Murray puts the order in and she turns to leave - then he says:

"Excuse me miss?"
"Yes?" she says.
"Could you wash that perfume off before you come back to our table? Thanks"

LMAO!:lmfao:

[slow_hatch]

lol, pretty funny :D

[Ran]

Holy 1972 Batman.

[BABY J]

See? That's why I missed it - I wasn't born til '79. :tongue1:


:D

[Sammich]

go go gadget reposticopter

[Maniaç]

YIRL

[thinkfast®]

I WOULDA HAD HER ASS ON MONEYTALKS.COM

LOL

[Sol-Badguy]

That was great!

[khan351]

lol

[NewGen33]

nice

[jdmmmm]

thats funny

[Lucky DAWG]

i woulda done the same
all girls suck ass at handjobs

now if a bj was on the menu...









i woulda told her to chug some listerine :lmfao:

[bigdare23]

finially baby-j has posted something that semi humored me

[Driftk1d350z]

OWNED haha

[Sammich]

That kinda reminds me of the movie Kingpin when Bill Murray and Woody Harrelson are sittin at the table in a diner. The nurse walks up and says "can I take your order?" Bill Murray puts the order in and she turns to leave - then he says:

"Excuse me miss?"
"Yes?" she says.
"Could you wash that perfume off before you come back to our table? Thanks"

LMAO!:lmfao:

i saw this as soon as i went home to work yesterday, as soon as i turned on the TV d00d said that exact line:lmfao: