FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

[Brett]

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in

the time Management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

[bdydrpdmazda]

I wasnt sleeping, I had a bug in my eye and I was trying to suffocate it.

[Flip]

LOL thats good man

[umairejaz]

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[devin]

^^yeah thats the best one.

[Slowboy]

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

LIRL. haha, +1

[Brett]

I may try #1 today... hahahaha

[Sammich]

lolz...2006 FTW

[Slowboy]

I am goin to try it for real. No douby bout that one. thats fucking priceless

[ShooterMcGavin]

lolz, if i wanted to sleep though i'd just close my door :goodjob:

[Sammich]

#1 is guaranteed

[Sammich]

lol at mcguvyer

[Leisa]

Funny stuff

[Killer]

lol!

# 1 is awesome... LOL!!!

[MongolPup]

lol Brett that last one is the shit.....might have to try it.

[Killer]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

[SniperJoe]

Hell, if I sleep at my desk (and I do that a LOT), I just yell out that I was freakin' sleeping. I actually work a lot better if I take a 15 minute nap and then get back to work rather than being drowsy all day.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

LOLOL

Not bad !

[ARH1192]

I've been hacing trouble stayin awake all this week.. and when not sleeping and im online.. I sure I've gotten bust alot this week..lol oh well..

[joesblk_teg]

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

those two i actually think would work lol

[The Green Monster]

The Amen one does work...I've done it before


i read this a couple years ago

[Leisa]

wow.. I wonder who sent that to you Brett.. thats funny stuff! :rolleyes:

[Sammich]

The Amen one does work...I've done it before


i read this a couple years ago

1st hand experience hahahaha

everytime i fell asleep i always woke up just before they walked in:ninja:

[Xpsi]

LOL
+1

[{X}Echo419]

6. sorry(boss), I sat on my dick and cut the blood off to my brain and passed out. :D

[The Ninja]

hahah good shit

[Project:PULL]

This thread has potential.

[RandomGuy]

The Amen one does work...I've done it before


i read this a couple years ago
lol aren't you as athiest as can be...


well not any more... remember those missionaries made you take the plunge that day ahahhaha, they splashed holy water on him.

[Mr_Mischif]

^He probably got 3rd degree burns LOL

[Julio]

They were all lame but the AMEN one made up for all of them.. shit would be funny.

[khan351]

lol. funny shit

[The Green Monster]

i'm still recovering from the damage that the holy water did


i'm comin back next time with a super soaker filled with vinegar and garlic...fuckx with me then bitches

[sirkus]

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
That one is priceless..

You could always scream "NO DADDY NO!!! NOT AGAIN!" They won't fire someone with repressed memories. :)