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hemi
01-29-2007, 12:57 PM
GIRL : I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .. Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!

devin
01-29-2007, 12:59 PM
hahahaha

kennyboi
01-29-2007, 01:01 PM
lol

Sol-Badguy
01-29-2007, 01:01 PM
Heard it before.

Funny though.

EmminoDaGreat
01-29-2007, 01:09 PM
lol

Killer
01-29-2007, 01:11 PM
lol.. nice.

BiH1320
01-29-2007, 01:12 PM
lmao

hemi
01-29-2007, 01:16 PM
You read it You like it...


you rep for it....


Those are the rulz

Brett
01-29-2007, 01:17 PM
:lmfao:

The Ninja
01-29-2007, 01:34 PM
lol!!!!

thinkfast®
01-29-2007, 01:37 PM
middle school called

they want the pointless non-funny jokes back, so they can dispose of them in a proper manner

thanks