When Man's Tactics Backfire...lol

[Brett]

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from
work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer
and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set.
She was astonished! It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex. The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening." "But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh, that ..., Ralph was too tired.."
God is good.

[Halfwit]

lol

btw: thats a pity "lol"

[N/A EK]

+1...lol

[Sammich]

LOL dang...he lost out

[Brett]

AND NOT A REPOST!!! :tongue1:

[Sammich]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bertrand™ again.

[Brett]

SPREAD DEEZ NUTZ!! :lmfao:

[Sammich]

u had a good post...now u wana go repost that ish...WTF BERT!!!

[Halfwit]

SPREAD DEEZ NUTZ!! :lmfao:
lol that was funnier than the joke.

[Sammich]

that musta been a accident..

[Leisa]

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from
work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer
and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set.
She was astonished! It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex. The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening." "But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh, that ..., Ralph was too tired.."
God is good.


Typical Man :ninja:

[Brett]

that musta been a accident..

Thats what your parents said when they found out they were having you :lmfao:

[Sammich]

O LOOK BERT...leisa called u out, lazy bum repostin ricer arse old man depend wearin nigga lol

[Brett]

Why I gotta be a nigga? Why you gotta go racial? Thats harsh man!!

[ShooterMcGavin]

what a dumbass :D

[Sammich]

Why I gotta be a nigga? Why you gotta go racial? Thats harsh man!!

this is why cuz u a f'n G...u hangin w/ SC
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/Scarface.jpg

[Mike Lowrey]

u had a good post...now u wana go repost that ish...WTF BERT!!!

Brett will always find a way to fuck it up. LOL.


Tell him somethin' Joe!

[Brett]

Joe Joe the tire man :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

Joe Joe the tire man :lmfao:

There is too much bass in your voice. That scare white folk. :lmfao:

[Sammich]

LOL why do white pple have pussy voices?? hrmmm

[Brett]

Can we borrow some brown suga!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Can we borrow some brown suga!!!

Did you fart?

....


Dead guy.

:lmfao:

[Brett]

Mike- See, Right there..... Thats the shit Im talkin about!!!!

Marcus- Mike, his mutha fuckin head just fell off!!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Do you ever rub your leather, you know, just rub it?

[Brett]

Mike..... I got an erection!! Call the wife... tell her I AM ON THEEEE WAY

[Sammich]

LIRL!!!!!!!!!

[Brett]

Momma, Dont know what happend, He killed himself ~as Jonny T holds gun~

[Mike Lowrey]

Mike, take the picture.

[Mike Lowrey]

Why don't you check his spine while your in there!

[Brett]

Vargis you need to check out this sexy shit I got on

[Mike Lowrey]

Dan Marino should defenitely buy this car. Not this one, because I'm gonna fuck this one up.

[Brett]

Wooooooo Saaawwwwwww mutha fucka

[Mike Lowrey]

That is the last time you will refer to my momma's titties. I don't even want them up in yo head.

[Brett]

Mike, My ass still hurts from what you did to it the other night

[Mike Lowrey]

Well, it got rough. You know how I get.

[Brett]

... and you 2 mother fuckers need to find jesus!!! , Cover your ears baby!!

[Sammich]

wtf is this bs

[Brett]

Nice fuckin fish... BIG FUCKIN EYES..... But nice fuckin Fish

[Mr_Mischif]

It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.

[Mr_Mischif]

Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little ?boundary box?. We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin' Jacques Cousteau.

[Mr_Mischif]

WHOOOOO, THAT one puckered up my butt-hole!

[Mr_Mischif]

When you popped me from behind I think you damaged some nerves.

[Mike Lowrey]

Marcus - "Did you see that?!"

Mike - "They throwin' cars! How am I not gonna see that?!"

[Mr_Mischif]

Marcus: Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!

Mike: Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?

Marcus: They fuck just like us!

[Mike Lowrey]

Why don't you exercise your right to shut the fuck up.

[Mr_Mischif]

I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up, 'Good morning, Marcus. Good morning, Mike. How you doin'? Ai'ight. So how we going to fuck up the captain's life today? Gee, I don't know. I don't know. Ooh, look. Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?

[Mike Lowrey]

Marcus - ~drops french fry~

Mike - ~pull car over~ "Get it"

[Mike Lowrey]

Damn that cap, did you just call me a tick?

[Sammich]

"whats goin on"

[Mr_Mischif]

^^Aw damn, it's the niggras.

[ahmonrah]

:lmfao::!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Mike, go have a coke and a smile

[Mike Lowrey]

How did ya sink a boat?

[Mike Lowrey]

She massages shit.

[Mike Lowrey]

I guess this is a big shiny dick with 2 chairs, and we the balls just draggin' the fuck along

[Mike Lowrey]

You got an engineering floor up in here. I can't down there. Every time I get down there, I come up with this shit.

[Sammich]

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