The Yousef
06-16-2005, 02:18 PM
this was stolen from another forum - genmay.com (http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=537880), then stolen from houston-imports....
since first discovering the world of internet pornography, i have grown in many ways. I know that I, for one, have come a long way from the days of jerking off to 7-second preview clips. Today's internet lays a wealth of pornography at your sticky, sweaty fingertips.
However, over the past few years i have noticed several disturbing trends in the average pornographic video.
Example 1: Too much manass
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/costas/h-i/fran/drawntothetuneofAPM.jpg
The average porno viewer is likely to be a heterosexual male between 18-35. How we are meant to get our jollies watching two heaving sweaty man asses pounding away at a barely visible female is beyond me. Between the manass and the ballsacks flopping every which way, all i can see of the female is an inch-thick region of skin (commonly referred to as the 'taint').
Example 2: KY isnt THAT expensive
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/costas/h-i/fran/LOLBEEVER.jpg
A sloppy blowjob by a girl who really puts her heart into it is something to be treasured. The eroticism is lost when she spits glob after glob of bubbly white spit onto the cock. When the man returns by spitting a tobacco-flavored loogie onto her gaping vagina, any chance of an erection is long gone.
Example 3: PENOR OVERLOAD
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/costas/h-i/fran/LOLBUCOCKY.jpg
Somewhere in that jostling mass of man meat is a females face. An eye or two, perhaps a tangle of hair is all that you'll see beneath the torrential downpour of baby batter. Needs less cock, more females face.
Example 4: goatsegirls gone wild
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/costas/h-i/fran/LOLGAPING.jpg
So the guy has fucked the girl eight ways from sunday. What better way to celebrate than by showing the camera her gaping anal/vaginal orifice for all to see. Observing that she is digesting her subway lunch doesnt do much for my sexual pleasure. A loose cunt is not a desirable sexual feature
Example 5: too much man-face
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/costas/h-i/fran/OHTEW.jpg
you're fapping
and fapping
and fapping
skeet skeet in T-minus 3 seconds
SUDDENLY THE CAMERA CUTS TO A DUDES FACE
oh fuck you're orgasming while watching some middle aged guy grunt and groan into the camera! you may now be a fag.
These problems and more plague modern pornography as a whole, and I for one am curious as to what the so-called 'porn moguls' are thinking. What is the marketting logic behind making mainstream porn so focused on the males while trying to appeal to a market that wants to see females.
cliffs
1. modern porn sucks
2. wtf are porn makers thinking
3. if you were a porn director, how would you direct your porn? http://www.genmay.com/images/smilies/smile.gif
since first discovering the world of internet pornography, i have grown in many ways. I know that I, for one, have come a long way from the days of jerking off to 7-second preview clips. Today's internet lays a wealth of pornography at your sticky, sweaty fingertips.
However, over the past few years i have noticed several disturbing trends in the average pornographic video.
Example 1: Too much manass
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/costas/h-i/fran/drawntothetuneofAPM.jpg
The average porno viewer is likely to be a heterosexual male between 18-35. How we are meant to get our jollies watching two heaving sweaty man asses pounding away at a barely visible female is beyond me. Between the manass and the ballsacks flopping every which way, all i can see of the female is an inch-thick region of skin (commonly referred to as the 'taint').
Example 2: KY isnt THAT expensive
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/costas/h-i/fran/LOLBEEVER.jpg
A sloppy blowjob by a girl who really puts her heart into it is something to be treasured. The eroticism is lost when she spits glob after glob of bubbly white spit onto the cock. When the man returns by spitting a tobacco-flavored loogie onto her gaping vagina, any chance of an erection is long gone.
Example 3: PENOR OVERLOAD
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/costas/h-i/fran/LOLBUCOCKY.jpg
Somewhere in that jostling mass of man meat is a females face. An eye or two, perhaps a tangle of hair is all that you'll see beneath the torrential downpour of baby batter. Needs less cock, more females face.
Example 4: goatsegirls gone wild
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/costas/h-i/fran/LOLGAPING.jpg
So the guy has fucked the girl eight ways from sunday. What better way to celebrate than by showing the camera her gaping anal/vaginal orifice for all to see. Observing that she is digesting her subway lunch doesnt do much for my sexual pleasure. A loose cunt is not a desirable sexual feature
Example 5: too much man-face
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/costas/h-i/fran/OHTEW.jpg
you're fapping
and fapping
and fapping
skeet skeet in T-minus 3 seconds
SUDDENLY THE CAMERA CUTS TO A DUDES FACE
oh fuck you're orgasming while watching some middle aged guy grunt and groan into the camera! you may now be a fag.
These problems and more plague modern pornography as a whole, and I for one am curious as to what the so-called 'porn moguls' are thinking. What is the marketting logic behind making mainstream porn so focused on the males while trying to appeal to a market that wants to see females.
cliffs
1. modern porn sucks
2. wtf are porn makers thinking
3. if you were a porn director, how would you direct your porn? http://www.genmay.com/images/smilies/smile.gif