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quickdodge®
01-24-2007, 11:36 AM
And I'm happy to say that I'm still a virgin outback. Later, QD.

HvyArms
01-24-2007, 11:37 AM
What did you do, race some cops? Illegal plates? Driving while white:lmfao: ?

Hulud
01-24-2007, 11:41 AM
who'd you go visit?

Brett
01-24-2007, 11:41 AM
had to deliver your route?

Hulud
01-24-2007, 11:42 AM
if so i want to goto that jail lol

Jecht
01-24-2007, 11:48 AM
Like Hulud said, he probably went to visit someone. It would be a pretty nice jail if they give the inmates liquor. :lmfao::screwy:

Maniaç
01-24-2007, 12:00 PM
*yawn*

hurry up and tell us QD

quickdodge®
01-24-2007, 12:06 PM
What did you do, race some cops? Illegal plates? Driving while white:lmfao: ?

Nope.


who'd you go visit?

No one.


had to deliver your route?

Nope.


he probably went to visit someone.

Nope.

I was actually arrested and even transferred between 3 cop cars before I got to spend a while in Walton County lock-up. Later, QD.

Princess12
01-24-2007, 12:07 PM
So... what did you do?

Sammich
01-24-2007, 12:08 PM
stole a b16 engine and tried to sell it back no IA LIRL

Brett
01-24-2007, 12:09 PM
^^ Nah he isnt soloboy :lmfao:

Sammich
01-24-2007, 12:10 PM
^^ Nah he isnt soloboy :lmfao:

:lmao:i was wondering who would catch that

babygurl
01-24-2007, 12:11 PM
i bet you it was something like prob vio...or stupid ass like no proof of insurance...

Sammich
01-24-2007, 12:14 PM
QD is black..

quickdodge®
01-24-2007, 12:22 PM
..or stupid ass like no proof of insurance...

You goddamn mutherfucker.

That's what it was. It has been a fucked up day. I leave for work about 5am in my Buick. I get about 5 miles up the road and it starts overheating so I pull over and add coolant. It usually cools it back down and I'm good to go again. This time it didn't. So, my wife comes to get me and I take her home and proceed to work. I get about 5 miles up the road again and lo and behold...I get pulled over. Got 55 in a 45. Shit. Oh well. Was gonna get my ticket and head on in. Well, I won't get my ticket and head on in. Seems Walton Co had an arrest warrant for me for failure to appear. RCSD handcuffed me(in the front) and sat me in the back and we drove and met with a WCSD for him to transfer me to WSD. We exchange goodbyes and handcuffs and we're on our way. We get halfway across Walton and meet up with a third deputy who is going to take me on in. We, once again, exchange handcuffs at which point I state..."Looks like I'm the handcuff test dummy today, huh?" All three of us get a nice chuckle out of it and then head on in. All they know is that I have a warrant for a traffic violation. Turns out I got a ticket for no proof back in 2005 at Lake Oconee. At the time, I thought it was a warning. $510 later, I find out it's not. I had a wonderful outing with my newfound friends, though. And the tour of all of Walton Co was quite pleasant and relaxing. After 3 hours in a nicely decorated cell, I was taken out for booking. That's when I saw my ride come through the door. And now I'm home. Hmmm. Later, QD.

Brett
01-24-2007, 12:24 PM
You thought a ticket he gave you was a warning? :lmfao: If they give you a ticket, ITS A TICKET :D

Glad you had a rexlaing tour of the county though...LOL

babygurl
01-24-2007, 12:25 PM
HAHA damn Im good ;)

Sammich
01-24-2007, 12:25 PM
o thats beautiful

Maniaç
01-24-2007, 12:25 PM
L0L... you were driving with no proof of insurance?!?!

oh my gay

quickdodge®
01-24-2007, 12:26 PM
You thought a ticket he gave you was a warning? :lmfao: If they give you a ticket, ITS A TICKET :D

Glad you had a rexlaing tour of the county though...LOL

Lolol. Some cities/agaencies give you warnings that look just like tickets. And since I never heard anything about it again, I never thought of it. Lolol. Oh well. At least my asshole is still as closed up as a 7-11 in Georgia. Later, QD.

quickdodge®
01-24-2007, 12:27 PM
L0L... you were driving with no proof of insurance?!?!

oh my gay

I still don't drive with proof. You don't have to. Only problem was, the computers were down that day(I remember it being a badass storm) and he couldn't verify insurance. Later, QD.

Ed
01-24-2007, 12:31 PM
today is a happy day for noobs that have been owned by QD. lol glad your butt is still intact though...

Brett
01-24-2007, 12:31 PM
At least my asshole is still as closed up as a 7-11 in Georgia. Later, QD.

Good, cause then our date this weekend wouldnt have been as special :lmfao:

STI LOVER
01-24-2007, 12:36 PM
Good, cause then our date this weekend wouldnt have been as special :lmfao:


:sicks: :lmfao: :lmfao:

TIGERJC
01-24-2007, 12:37 PM
lol......... QD did u change any people while u were in jail or atleast flammed them for get arrested for dumb shit

BiH1320
01-24-2007, 12:42 PM
lol

Maniaç
01-24-2007, 12:45 PM
I still don't drive with proof. You don't have to. Only problem was, the computers were down that day(I remember it being a badass storm) and he couldn't verify insurance. Later, QD.

:lmfao: damn dude that sucks.... so how long were you there for?

quickdodge®
01-24-2007, 12:46 PM
lol......... QD did u change any people while u were in jail or atleast flammed them for get arrested for dumb shit

They didn't have any computers so I couldn't get online. Later, QD.

quickdodge®
01-24-2007, 12:47 PM
:lmfao: damn dude that sucks.... so how long were you there for?

About 5 hours. Later, QD.

Maniaç
01-24-2007, 12:52 PM
About 5 hours. Later, QD.

thats not to bad... the first time i went to jail i was there for 12 hours. :(

babygurl
01-24-2007, 12:52 PM
thats not to bad... the first time i went to jail i was there for 12 hours. :(



what did you go to jail for?

quickdodge®
01-24-2007, 12:53 PM
what did you go to jail for?

This is an official "All About QD" thread. Let's not deviate from that, please. Later, QD.

TeeJay
01-24-2007, 12:54 PM
wow thats crazy, i never thought i would hear about qd being arrested

quickdodge®
01-24-2007, 12:56 PM
wow thats crazy, i never thought i would hear about qd being arrested

Not the first time. Later, QD.

babygurl
01-24-2007, 12:57 PM
This is an official "All About QD" thread. Let's not deviate from that, please. Later, QD.


Yes sir, it will not happen again...

TeeJay
01-24-2007, 12:57 PM
gangsta

Leisa
01-24-2007, 12:57 PM
tell me more, tell me more

Maniaç
01-24-2007, 12:58 PM
L0L fuck QD!!! Laura ill tell you some other time

babygurl
01-24-2007, 12:59 PM
L0L fuck QD!!! Laura ill tell you some other time


OMG YOU ARE GHEY....

Maniaç
01-24-2007, 01:00 PM
OMG YOU ARE GHEY....


:lmfao: kiss my ass. i can't talk about it here :ninja:

Leisa
01-24-2007, 01:01 PM
:lmfao: kiss my ass. i can't talk about it here :ninja:


why not? ... on here people tell us if they shave their pussy, swallow cum. and how many times they have had sex and with who... you telling us why you went to jail isnt gonna be something new.... :tongue1:

quickdodge®
01-24-2007, 01:02 PM
tell me more, tell me more

What more is there to say? My ass is still as tight feeling as 6 John Candys in a Mini Cooper. I didn't not pretend to be a sword swallower in a circus in my previous life. I did not punk anyone because I didn't have Internet access to. I just sat in my nice, white-walled cell. The latrine looked quite cool, though. Lolol. Later, QD.

Maniaç
01-24-2007, 01:04 PM
why not? ... on here people tell us if they shave their pussy, swallow cum. and how many times they have had sex and with who... you telling us why you went to jail isnt gonna be something new.... :tongue1:


:lmfao: DANM!!!!!!! its not important..... :yes: +1

Rabunchic
01-24-2007, 01:07 PM
PUSSY cant tell us!

Maniaç
01-24-2007, 01:13 PM
PUSSY cant tell us!

:lmfao: ......... no.... not telling... :lmfao:

seriously though its nothing big........

Crazy Asian
01-24-2007, 01:16 PM
Dude jail cells are tight well the county one. Federal can blow my balls. But the county one is all nice and clean.

Rabunchic
01-24-2007, 01:18 PM
if its not anything big then why cant you tell?

Maniaç
01-24-2007, 01:19 PM
Dude jail cells are tight well the county one. Federal can blow my balls. But the county one is all nice and clean.

fuck that gwinnett SUCKS!!!!!!


if its not anything big then why cant you tell?

drop it.... :D thank you

Rabunchic
01-24-2007, 01:24 PM
youre not welcome. Havent you learned that nothing gets dropped on IA? It will haunt you FOREVER!

SRCRX
01-24-2007, 01:50 PM
LOL

unkn0wndj
01-24-2007, 07:46 PM
Lolol. Some cities/agaencies give you warnings that look just like tickets. And since I never heard anything about it again, I never thought of it. Lolol. Oh well. At least my asshole is still as closed up as a 7-11 in Georgia. Later, QD.

Yeah I got a ticket for the stereo being heard over 300 ft or some crap :thinking: anyways it looked just like a ticket except at the bottom it said *WARNING*.. hmm

Julio
01-24-2007, 07:56 PM
Damn... How come they didn't catch it when you went and got your CDL ? Wouldnt they catch it then?
Weird shit..

quickdodge®
01-24-2007, 08:21 PM
Damn... How come they didn't catch it when you went and got your CDL ? Wouldnt they catch it then?
Weird shit..

That's what I thought. I was real surprised that I never once heard from them. Oh well. I "got caught," paid the fines and am clear to go. Later, QD.

speedminded
01-24-2007, 09:45 PM
You thought a ticket he gave you was a warning? :lmfao: If they give you a ticket, ITS A TICKET :D

Glad you had a rexlaing tour of the county though...LOLnot true, i've received a hand written citation as a warning before and even had to sign it.

ShooterMcGavin
01-24-2007, 10:57 PM
damn, and here i thought they finally got u for e-thuggin :D