Bushisms (lol)

[4dmin]

so i got this great desktop calendar George W. Bushisms... i figured i would like to share daily alittle bit of his wisdom:

Jan 23rd

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."

- LA Times, April 8, 2000

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Jan 24

"He was a state sponsor of terror. In other words, the government had declared, you are a state sponsor of terror."

- On Saddam Hussein; Manhattan, Kansas

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Jan 25

"One of the most meaningful things thats's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at the same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen."

- Washington, D.C.; Jan 9, 2004

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Jan 26

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."

- St. Louis, Missouri; Oct 18th, 2000

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Jan 27/28

"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure"

-Interview with The Associated Press; Jan 18, 2001

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Jan 29th

"It is not Reganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature."

-Los Angeles, California; Feb 23, 2000

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Jan 30th

"This has been tough weeks in that country."

-Washington, D.C.; April 13, 2004

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Jan 31

"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."

-Washington, D.C.; Sept 17, 2004

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Feb 1

"I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging."

-At the dedication of his portrait; Austin, Texas; Jan 4, 2002

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Feb 2

"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."

-As quoted in U.S. News & World Report; April 3, 2000

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Feb 3/4

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."

-Poplar Bluff, Missouri; Sept 6, 2004

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Feb 5

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

-Washington, D.C.; Aug 5, 2004

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Feb 6

"One of my hardest parts of my job is to console the family members who have lost their life."

-Washington, D.C.; April 13, 2004

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Feb 7


"[T]he best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data."

-Washington, D.C; Dec 15, 2003

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Feb 8

"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."

-CNN online chat; Aug 30, 2000

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Feb 9

"In other words, I don't think people ought to be compelled to make the decision which they think is best for their family."

-Washington,D.C.; December 11, 2002

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Feb 10/11

"So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well."

-St. Louis, Missouri; Jan 5, 2004

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Feb 12

"I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know."

-As quoted by The Assosiated Press; April 26, 2000

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Feb 13

"The fundemental question is, "Will I be successful president when it comes to foreign policy?" I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."

-Wayne, Michigan; June 28, 2000

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Feb 14

"I appreciate my love for Laura."

-Washington, D.C.; April 20, 2005

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Feb 15

"Sometimes, Washington is one of these towns where the person - people who think they've got the sharp elbow is the most effective person."

-New Orleans, Louisiana; Dec 3, 2002

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Feb 16

"My answer is, bring them on."

-On Iraqi militants attackinig U.S. Forces; Washington, D.C.; July 3, 2003

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Feb 17/18

"And there is new history now that that has been done, and that history needs to be included in the process."

-Bratislava, Slovakia; Feb 24, 2005

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Feb 19

"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foriegn oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."

-Beaverton, Oregon; September 25, 2000

[Brett]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Errrrr I mean.... Thats not very nice, I am a avid Bush Supporter....

Awww fuck it.... :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

He isnt the best speaker...LOL

[ShooterMcGavin]

what a dumbfuck, wonder how many bushisms we'll hear on the state of the union address tonite...

[2.0civic]

LIRL AND 300+ MORE TO GO....

[Hulud]

hahahahaha

whered you get the calendar at?

[ShooterMcGavin]

they're available all over man, not to mention there's like 4+ volumes of nothing but bushisms :D

[Hulud]

like borders?

[2.0civic]

I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY THEY HAVE HIM WITH ENOUGH STUPID SHIT HES SAID TO TAKE A WHOLE YEAR

[ShooterMcGavin]

like borders?
borders, b&n, waldens books, amazon and u can find those calenders at like any calender kiosk in the mall :goodjob: reps please, cuz my e-rep is at stake here :lmfao:

[Hulud]

lololol

i want to give you red ones, but i dont want you to get mad about it LOLOLOLOLOL

[ShooterMcGavin]

i will come over to ur house and neg rep u in real life!!! :lmao:

[4dmin]

lol just tune in tomorrow kids for Jan 24 lol (tomorrows is great)

[ShooterMcGavin]

u bastard, u cheated and looked ahead didn't u?? :lmao:

[2.0civic]

lol just tune in tomorrow kids for Jan 24 lol (tomorrows is great)


sticky it in here for "bushism of the day"

[Hulud]

lol just tune in tomorrow kids for Jan 24 lol (tomorrows is great)
subscribed

[2.0civic]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/cnassassin1/Bush_Episode_2.jpg

[Rican219]

LIRL

[ShooterMcGavin]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/cnassassin1/Bush_Episode_2.jpg
funny but old, i had this in my sig waaaaaaaaay back, like before saddam was hanged :D

[CHADbee]

please keep us updated julio...sticky!

[ShooterMcGavin]

uh u mean paul? :thinking:

[CHADbee]

uh u mean paul? :thinking:
lmao...by the time i got to the bottom of this thread i forgot who made it.

no short term memory....none at....what was i saying? :thinking:

[StupidBikerBoy]

lmao...by the time i got to the bottom of this thread i forgot who made it.

no short term memory....none at....what was i saying? :thinking:

*******Marijuanna affects the memory*********


/Halfbaked

[CHADbee]

*******Marijuanna affects the memory*********


/Halfbaked
it really does....but i havent smoked in 3 years and i still forget what i had for breakfest by the time lunch gets here

[4dmin]

Jan 24

"He was a state sponsor of terror. In other words, the government had declared, you are a state sponsor of terror."

- On Saddam Hussein; Manhattan, Kansas

[imbosile]

hahaahah

[ShooterMcGavin]

christ, what a fucktard

[2.0civic]

LIRL i wonder how many new ones there are after last night...

[ShooterMcGavin]

not many unfortunately, i actually watched it :D

[Hulud]

Jan 24

"He was a state sponsor of terror. In other words, the government had declared, you are a state sponsor of terror."

- On Saddam Hussein; Manhattan, Kansas
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[4dmin]

just wait tomorrow is wai better... makes you think your speaking to a 3rd grader ;)

[ISAtlanta300]

U should sticky this !! LOL

[Brett]

just wait tomorrow is wai better... makes you think your speaking to a 3rd grader ;)

Post it now!! LOL

[Brady]

In.


subscribing to this thread is going to pay off in the end..

[The Ninja]

I second for a sticky.

[4dmin]

Post it now!! LOL

no thats like opening your gifts a day early :2up:

i stickied it :goodjob: ... dont' worry guys we still have 11 months to go lol

[Brett]

You should just make it a thread only you can post in and just add each days, that way people dont have to search through 10+ pages for each days and make that the sticky

[ShooterMcGavin]

In.


subscribing to this thread is going to pay off in the end..
indeed, although i bet ppl that voted for bush wished that their vote would've paid off in the end, oh well :lmfao:

[4dmin]

you guys don't want to be able to post afterward? i can lock it and just post up if you just want to hear the words of our president?

[2.0civic]

sounds like a plan lol

[2.0civic]

brett will just repost the semi-funny ones and we can have open discussion on how brett and GW must be related lol

[The Ninja]

lol!

[Doppelgänger]

something tells me he reads anything on the teleprompter, like on Anchorman when they put silly shit on it. Somebody, somewhere out there that does that for the pres. is making inter-office bets on who can get him to say the most retarded thing..

And if its not a teleprompter, someone is fucking with his pre-made speeches... fuck, id be doing it if that was my job.... "hmmm, what can i get him to say today..."

[preferredduck]

no one is screwing with him, he is just retarded!! its duh bya. i think an ape could do a better job speaking to the public than he can. . . . and a single cell organism could make better decisions as a president any day. im casting my vote on the chicken flu in 08!!!!

[man]

no one is screwing with him, he is just retarded!!

So I'm assuming you happen to have a Bachelors from Yale and an MBA from Harvard?

If not and he's retarded, you've just won the Special fuckin Olympics.

[Brett]

you guys don't want to be able to post afterward? i can lock it and just post up if you just want to hear the words of our president?

I think its better that way :)

[ShooterMcGavin]

something tells me he reads anything on the teleprompter, like on Anchorman when they put silly shit on it. Somebody, somewhere out there that does that for the pres. is making inter-office bets on who can get him to say the most retarded thing..

And if its not a teleprompter, someone is fucking with his pre-made speeches... fuck, id be doing it if that was my job.... "hmmm, what can i get him to say today..."

no way he reads off a teleprompter for every speech or whatever though, remember, he's got enough bushisms to fill several books.......the truth is, he's a fucktard :yes:

[4dmin]

I will be adding quotes to the 1 page and through the thread for discussion :lmfao:


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Jan 25

"One of the most meaningful things thats's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at the same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen."

- Washington, D.C.; Jan 9, 2004

[Brett]

Jan 25

"One of the most meaningful things thats's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at the same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen."

- Washington, D.C.; Jan 9, 2004

Come again? I have no idea what he said there...LOL

[ShooterMcGavin]

eloquency ftl :lmao:

[4dmin]

Jan 26

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."

- St. Louis, Missouri; Oct 18th, 2000

[ShooterMcGavin]

:screwy:

[man]

That one almost makes sense. lol

[ShooterMcGavin]

except for the fact that JUVENILES can't get guns now...

[man]

except for the fact that JUVENILES can't get guns now...

:werd:

[preferredduck]

So I'm assuming you happen to have a Bachelors from Yale and an MBA from Harvard?

If not and he's retarded, you've just won the Special fuckin Olympics.

if yale and harvard can't teach him how to say nuclear, and several other not so complicated words, then i would rather save my money at a public school system!!! sorry man, the pres. is very easy to make fun of.

[no control]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Errrrr I mean.... Thats not very nice, I am a avid Bush Supporter....

Awww fuck it.... :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

He isnt the best speaker...LOL

:werd:

[The Ninja]

Where the fuck is today's quote?!

[Leadfoot_mf]

i will come over to ur house and neg rep u in real life!!! :lmao:
must spread super aids before reping shag again

[4dmin]

Jan 27/28

"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure"

-Interview with The Associated Press; Jan 18, 2001

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Jan 29th

"It is not Reganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature."

-Los Angeles, California; Feb 23, 2000

[The Ninja]

WTF! You cheatin now? Giving 1 quote for 2 days? Need to get that stuff together. Lol.

[4dmin]

lol sorry Sat/Sun are together on the calendar ;)

[The Ninja]

Awww, BOO!! lol.

[Black95s14]

Sign me up for a kerry one

Id love for one day to say "i voted for the war" then the next day say "After I voted against it" and then the next one saying "Before I voted against it I voted for it" and just continue that process all year!!

HAHAH

[4dmin]

Seriously someone needs hooked on f0nik5!

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Jan 30th

"This has been tough weeks in that country."

-Washington, D.C.; April 13, 2004

[4dmin]

I guess you can't fault the guy for trying :lmao:

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Jan 31

"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."

-Washington, D.C.; Sept 17, 2004

[The Yousef]

I guess you can't fault the guy for trying :lmao:

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Jan 31

"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."

-Washington, D.C.; Sept 17, 2004

whim of a hat? :thinking: :lmao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

wonder if there will ever be a bushism dictionary, u know, something that has all the stupid made up shit he said and what they were actually SUPPOSED to mean :D

[4dmin]

bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh \/ the best yet!!!! :lmfao:

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Feb 1

"I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging."

-At the dedication of his portrait; Austin, Texas; Jan 4, 2002

[ShooterMcGavin]

bwahahahahahah :lmfao: now if only that were true :(

[The Ninja]

Hmm...... wheres todays???

[4dmin]

FINALLY SOMETHING WE AGREE ON :lmfao:


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Feb 2

"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."

-As quoted in U.S. News & World Report; April 3, 2000

[ShooterMcGavin]

indeed we have underestimated his stupidity :D

[no control]

I guess you can't fault the guy for trying :lmao:

yes, we can. that's why there's a calendar with all the stupid shit he's said in it...or at least enough to fill up a year

[The Ninja]

Wheres today's quote?!

[ShooterMcGavin]

paula's slacking :D

[cb7bich]

I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY THEY HAVE HIM WITH ENOUGH STUPID SHIT HES SAID TO TAKE A WHOLE YEAR
lmfao all these are just from one day

[4dmin]

Feb 3/4

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."

-Poplar Bluff, Missouri; Sept 6, 2004

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Feb 5

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

-Washington, D.C.; Aug 5, 2004

[4dmin]

^ wow and 51% of you people elected him into a 2nd term :lmao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice...uh um yeah uh fool me twice ummm........don't fool me again yeah! :lmfao:

[BluesClues]

Wow what the hell were you people thinking by electing him President? No wonder everyone is mad at us! We have a freakin retard as our President!!!!! We all look like a country full of special eds!!!!!!! :rant:

[4dmin]

wow thats all i can say.

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Feb 6

"One of my hardest parts of my job is to console the family members who have lost their life."

-Washington, D.C.; April 13, 2004

[Sol-Badguy]

Wow, I can't even imagine what the easiest parts are.

[The Ninja]

^^ prolly something along the lines of coming up with dumb shit to say

[ShooterMcGavin]

:werd: that shit just comes to him naturally yo :D

[4dmin]

Feb 7

"[T]he best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data."
-Washington, D.C; Dec 15, 2003

[ShooterMcGavin]

motherfucker sounds like he was born in a hole....too bad he didn't stay there....

[4dmin]

Feb 8

"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."

-CNN online chat; Aug 30, 2000

[ShooterMcGavin]

and here i thought he never graduated grade school...

[4dmin]

Feb 9

"In other words, I don't think people ought to be compelled to make the decision which they think is best for their family."

-Washington,D.C.; December 11, 2002

[ShooterMcGavin]

yeah why would should they? bunch of selfish bastards...

[RjblaZer]

haha

[4dmin]

Feb 10/11

"So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well."

-St. Louis, Missouri; Jan 5, 2004

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Feb 12

"I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know."

-As quoted by The Assosiated Press; April 26, 2000

[Sol-Badguy]

Bottom of the answer.

Priceless.

[4dmin]

Feb 13

"The fundemental question is, "Will I be successful president when it comes to foreign policy?" I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."

-Wayne, Michigan; June 28, 2000

[ShooterMcGavin]

i'm offended that he said that in "wayne", MI

[Sol-Badguy]

They keep getting better and better.

That had like, 4 times where he questions himself?

[Da Green Man]

dsfasdfasdf

[4dmin]

Feb 14

"I appreciate my love for Laura."

-Washington, D.C.; April 20, 2005

[ShooterMcGavin]

i'm glad someone does...

[Sol-Badguy]

Let's just hope she does.

[4dmin]

Feb 15

"Sometimes, Washington is one of these towns where the person - people who think they've got the sharp elbow is the most effective person."

-New Orleans, Louisiana; Dec 3, 2002

[4dmin]

Feb 16

"My answer is, bring them on."

-On Iraqi militants attackinig U.S. Forces; Washington, D.C.; July 3, 2003

[The Ninja]

Feb 15

"Sometimes, Washington is one of these towns where the person - people who think they've got the sharp elbow is the most effective person."

-New Orleans, Louisiana; Dec 3, 2002

I don't understand. It makes no fucking sense.

[4dmin]

Feb 17/18

"And there is new history now that that has been done, and that history needs to be included in the process."

-Bratislava, Slovakia; Feb 24, 2005

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Feb 19

"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foriegn oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."

-Beaverton, Oregon; September 25, 2000

[The Ninja]

^^^ LMFAO!!!! OMG thats hilarious.

[4dmin]

well guys i'm done... to much to keep up w/ ... go buy your own calendar!

[ShooterMcGavin]

great, u've got about as much resiliency as GW :no: