Monday Joke

[Brett]

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please".

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-steller space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.......

The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try a different tactic. He returned and took a seat.

Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have.

"A martini, please." Again it was superb.

The robot a gain asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question," What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out "Uh.....'bout 50."

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,


"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g
t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e

H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?"

[Sammich]

-_-

[JoeyKazez]

^ baaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[hemi]

Best one yet Brett....

[Mr_Mischif]

Yeah, you get bumped up from full reopster to semi-reposter status.

[quickdodge®]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/quickdodge/applause.gif

Later, QD.

[Brett]

~takes bow~

[Brett]

Yeah, you get bumped up from full reopster to semi-reposter status.

Hell yeah!!

[Sammich]

LAME..

[ISAtlanta300]

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please".

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-steller space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.......

The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try a different tactic. He returned and took a seat.

Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have.

"A martini, please." Again it was superb.

The robot a gain asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question," What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out "Uh.....'bout 50."

The robot clicked, said "Hello, Mr. President

Fixed.

[Brett]

Uh oh, we have a Hillary '08 supporter in the house :rolleyes: lol

[Sammich]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/slipup.jpg

[IndianStig]

rep rep rep


neg rep that is






jk
lol, nice one

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Boostless™ again.

[blackboi50]

good one Brett:goodjob:......1

[hondamex7217]

that was stupid

[Julio]

lol

[ISAtlanta300]

Uh oh, we have a Hillary '08 supporter in the house :rolleyes: lol

Not quite.... not a fan of her

[MachNU]

LOL THAT WAS SO DAM TRUE!!!!!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[~The_Duke~]

I swear I will move to canada if that physco bitch wins...

[MachNU]

I swear I will move to canada if that physco bitch wins...

this world is FUCKED if she wins...and i mean FUCKED!!!!!!! america will the biggest target in the world, and everytime we are attacked, she will pull a CLinton and make a peace treaty with the person!!!! The Welfare Program is going to go through the roof!!!!! They will tax true hard workers to pay lazy asses, and the illegal imagration rate will skyrocket!!!!!!

[~The_Duke~]

this world is FUCKED if she wins...and i mean FUCKED!!!!!!! america will the biggest target in the world, and everytime we are attacked, she will pull a CLinton and make a peace treaty with the person!!!! The Welfare Program is going to go through the roof!!!!! They will tax true hard workers to pay lazy asses, and the illegal imagration rate will skyrocket!!!!!!

I hope I can give you some rep...

You forgot about socializing our medical system...

[hondamex7217]

dont quit ur day job .. grandpa

[SniperJoe]

Yeah, you get bumped up from full reopster to semi-reposter status.

Seconded!

:yes: