Why does it burn when you pee after getting off?!?!

[HalfBaked]

Do any other guys notice that? Right after you get off if you piss it burns a little bit...

Also, does anyone else besides me think that when it burns just a little it feels good. Not to the point of discomfort, but just ya know that little burn...

[NAIZBST]

matt you have more then the hiv

[HalfBaked]

matt you have more then the hiv
Shit...

So it is just me then?!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

holy shit son, i wonder the same shit at times

no joke.

[NAIZBST]

Shit...

So it is just me then?!


no...not just you it happens to the best of us all

[Crazy Asian]

stick your penis into alcohol. That should cure it though or try keresone oil and then light it. that usually gets rid of the nastiness.

[aaronfelipe]

stick your penis into alcohol. That should cure it though or try keresone oil and then light it. that usually gets rid of the nastiness.


:screwy:
It's gasoline.

[Crazy Asian]

Eh burning you penis is supposed to be a remedy for curing disease...then again this was in the medieval to the 1800s

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I mean don't get us wrong here, we fuck the cleanest of the clean bitches

[PhAtBoYMr2]

theres no way i have aids

[HalfBaked]

Only dime pieces for me and Mark.

The rest of these kids on IA are lucky to get peso pieces.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

matt you shouldve seen this bitch that came over last night son......let me know of the next party and i'll try and bring them all up.....WERE FAMOUS NOW SON

[Sol-Badguy]

Yeah, and the fact that it shoots in 4 different directions.

[HalfBaked]

matt you shouldve seen this bitch that came over last night son......let me know of the next party and i'll try and bring them all up.....WERE FAMOUS NOW SON
We can have a party because we're famous...

I mean isn't that what famous people do?!

I gotta clean up the house majorly, I gotta do it like tuesday or something tho because MTV is here filming on Tuesday and they told me to keep it messy like it is right now.

[HalfBaked]

Yeah, and the fact that it shoots in 4 different directions.
No thats when you try to piss with a hard on and it like is firing all over the place.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

We can have a party because we're famous...

I mean isn't that what famous people do?!

I gotta clean up the house majorly, I gotta do it like tuesday or something tho because MTV is here filming on Tuesday and they told me to keep it messy like it is right now.

The funny thing is your repping alpharetta, My hood, so once i tell the hoodrats here i know that guy panties will drop son, DROP

[HalfBaked]

The funny thing is your repping alpharetta, My hood, so once i tell the hoodrats here i know that guy panties will drop son, DROP
True true.

I got street cred in the Alpharetta!

DUDE I GOT A GREAT IDEA!!

We go to bars, tell girls who I am, they won't believe, show them pics of me and Wilmer, then tell them I get to bring a girl on the show and I don't know who to bring...they of course at this point will want to be on TV and panties drop fastER!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

True true.

I got street cred in the Alpharetta!

DUDE I GOT A GREAT IDEA!!

We go to bars, tell girls who I am, they won't believe, show them pics of me and Wilmer, then tell them I get to bring a girl on the show and I don't know who to bring...they of course at this point will want to be on TV and panties drop fastER!


LOL

i can see it now....

bitches-"Omg is that the guy from yo momma?"
matt-"yes thats me, heres a pic of wilmer and I"
bitches- "Omg lets go fuck in the bathroom right now"
Mark - "I got the video camera in the car when your ready"

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I'm going to tell natalie to bring the finest 18 year old pussy money can buy

[Crazy Asian]

EL LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Man mark you should be saying girls that are 17 that would be turning 18 this year.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

same thing right?

[HalfBaked]

I'm going to tell natalie to bring the finest 18 year old pussy money can buy
FTW CASH IN HAND!

[Tracy]

gayfers

[HalfBaked]

gayfers
Yes, we are gay because we want young hot pussy...

Tracy you loco!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

yeah tracy i mean your not gonna give it up to us so we have to find tacos elsewhere.

[Tracy]

yeah tracy i mean your not gonna give it up to us so we have to find tacos elsewhere.

My taco isn't fresh, FYI :D so it's up to you. My taco will be 30 Feb 15th.

[HalfBaked]

yeah tracy i mean your not gonna give it up to us so we have to find tacos elsewhere.
Speak for yourself!

I'm her boo!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

My taco isn't fresh, FYI :D so it's up to you. My taco will be 30 Feb 15th.

i think that's a womans prime...am i right?

[green91]

lets get a round of applause for the clap!

[Ran]

Also, does anyone else besides me think that when it burns just a little it feels good. Not to the point of discomfort, but just ya know that little burn...See avatar for details.

[Tracy]

i think that's a womans prime...am i right?

I think so...ask Matt, he's my boo :)

[PhAtBoYMr2]

matt i'll trade you 3 hot 18 year olds for tracy, DEAL?

[soul]

matt i'll trade you 3 hot 18 year olds for tracy, DEAL?
I got 3 1/2 for trade, the midget is oh so fine....

[CRX3R]

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matt you have more then the hiv

[CRX3R]

stick your penis into alcohol. That should cure it though or try keresone oil and then light it. that usually gets rid of the nastiness.:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:now that was funny..

[Slowboy]

I dont know if thats normal. But then again i have not really ever payed attention. ahah. Thats fucked up.lol

[TIGERJC]

Just don't ever take a piss with your hand covered in hot sauce :doh:

[Mr_Mischif]

matt i'll trade you 3 hot 18 year olds for tracy, DEAL?

BAD DEAL MATT! 3x18 year olds=54 years old=2 years older than tracy! He's trying to jook ya!

[Infinite]

its just left over semen residue saying goodbye

[BTLFED]

My taco isn't fresh, FYI :D so it's up to you. My taco will be 30 Feb 15th.

That's hot. :love:

How come I'm not your boo anymore! :cry:

[PSINXS]

yeah its just you. right after i get off and have to pee, it just takes me a while.

[Slow Motion]

Its the finest of the fine and the dime peices that get you....cuz they be the ones erybody be knockin down,so they are the main ones burnin....and giving you infections and other uncurable diseases..."But they be so fine" I know, I know im guilty too...but you gotta make sure they clean and not just fine.

rapitup

[The Green Monster]

it burns cuz the cum is still in the way


i know exactly what you talkin bout...for a while i thought i had stds...i was just beatin it too much:goodjob:

[BigPoppaHurtm]

it burns cuz the cum is still in the way


i know exactly what you talkin bout...for a while i thought i had stds...i was just beatin it too much:goodjob:


Thanks for the clarification bro that shits was freaking me out a few months ago. Guess it went away cuz I stopped masturbatin so much.

[ShooterMcGavin]

lolol @ this thread, definitely not just u though matt :goodjob:

[sebastianHoff]

so the reason it burns a little bit is semen has a pH around 7.5-8 and urine is somewhere around 5-5.5. it feels good cause your supoosed to do it to keep from getting a urinary tract infection. isnt nature cool.