Jon can i ask you a "Hispanic" question?

[jon360]

so im just getting to work (blue cross blue shield) and a lady in my dept. is on the elevator with me...she then asks..hey jon, i need to ask you a "hispanic" question...please dont take offense to it...so me being the smart a$$ that i am..said, sure go ahead......cuz i wanna hear this....so she asks "yesterday, in our van pool, we noticed a hispanic guy drive by us and he had a sticker that read In Memory of so and so...and all of us on the bus started to ask why hispanics do that?" and she kept a serious face asking me this..so i did what i always do...i laughed at her..and hard...and just politely answered, "well, i see a lot of people with that on the back of their cars...i mean, think about it...dont you like dale earnhardt, she said hell yeah...then i said...so why do all yall put stickers in memory of him?" so then she gave me the look like i just threatened to bomb the building...it was priceless...then she said, well i didnt know if it meant that the person bought the car from them and its in memory of them, or if the person died in the car......then i gave her the crickets look....like..wtf?

sorry just had to share this lovely story with yalll...peace!

[imbosile]

hahah wtf what a dumbass

[2.0civic]

um...ok...you should have said some shit in spanish...hell you had her in a empty elevator


it would have been funny if you would have hit emergency stop, and been like "the fuck you just say bitch? you want to die today?"


that look would have been priceless

[TeeJay]

whoaz

[Maniaç]

L0L...+1

[CHADbee]

u should have farted.

[STI LOVER]

u should have farted.



:lmfao: :lmfao:

[STI LOVER]

whata dumbass lady!!

[bigdare23]

so im just getting to work (blue cross blue shield) and a lady in my dept. is on the elevator with me...she then asks..hey jon, i need to ask you a "hispanic" question...please dont take offense to it...so me being the smart a$$ that i am..said, sure go ahead......cuz i wanna hear this....so she asks "yesterday, in our van pool, we noticed a hispanic guy drive by us and he had a sticker that read In Memory of so and so...and all of us on the bus started to ask why hispanics do that?" and she kept a serious face asking me this..so i did what i always do...i laughed at her..and hard...and just politely answered, "well, i see a lot of people with that on the back of their cars...i mean, think about it...dont you like dale earnhardt, she said hell yeah...then i said...so why do all yall put stickers in memory of him?" so then she gave me the look like i just threatened to bomb the building...it was priceless...then she said, well i didnt know if it meant that the person bought the car from them and its in memory of them, or if the person died in the car......then i gave her the crickets look....like..wtf?

sorry just had to share this lovely story with yalll...peace!

You left the part out when you choked her and told her "I'm Rick James Bitch" LOL

[2.0civic]

u should have farted.

hell yeah just dropped a bomb in that elevator

[jon360]

hell naw...you all got me crackin up at work man..the farting thing..dammit i shoulda did that one...then chocked her out!

[CHADbee]

hell naw...you all got me crackin up at work man..the farting thing..dammit i shoulda did that one...then chocked her out!
well if the fart was serious enough she would have passed out anyways

[2.0civic]

well if the fart was serious enough she would have passed out anyways

yeah man and if not, you shoulda ate antoher burrito

[jon360]

burrito=:sicks:

[Sol-Badguy]

um...ok...you should have said some shit in spanish...hell you had her in a empty elevator


it would have been funny if you would have hit emergency stop, and been like "the fuck you just say bitch? you want to die today?"


that look would have been priceless
:lmfao::lmfao:

[Ltdnismorace]

shoulda given her a dirty sanchez just to stay true to the moment:goodjob:

[Killer]

so y do ya'll do it??



LOL!

[jon360]

so y do ya'll do it??



LOL!

not mexican...but hey, its something to laugh at though..

[Sammich]

stupid white pple...BLACK POWA!!!

[Killer]

not mexican...but hey, its something to laugh at though..


i never said u were mexican :thinking:

but i assumed she asked u a "hispanic question" because indeed u were hispanic???


so my "joke" applied there...

[jon360]

i never said u were mexican :thinking:

but i assumed she asked u a "hispanic question" because indeed u were hispanic???


so my "joke" applied there...

guess your right... :lmfao: i have one sticker...skunk2! oh no, two stickers..i got a PR flag on there too....i might go for the flame thing though..it looks JDM tyte yo!

[bigdare23]

guess your right... :lmfao: i have one sticker...skunk2! oh no, two stickers..i got a PR flag on there too....i might go for the flame thing though..it looks JDM tyte yo!

going back to your ricer days I see LOL

[jon360]

going back to your ricer days I see LOL


:2up: D, you were there too budy! atleast i didnt have the roof scoop! :lmfao:

[Killer]

:2up: D, you were there too budy! atleast i didnt have the roof scoop! :lmfao:


LOW BLOW!!! lol :lmfao: :lmfao: roof scoops..

u know those add like 32 horse to the rear wheels... on front wheel drive vehicles right!?!?!

[jon360]

LOW BLOW!!! lol :lmfao: :lmfao: roof scoops..

u know those add like 32 horse to the rear wheels... on front wheel drive vehicles right!?!?!

damn i didnt know...shoulda did it to the cavalier! :yes:

[thinkfast®]

x2 for pullin elevaator ebrake

kill that noise lol

[StupidBikerBoy]

LMAO stupid bitch.

[Hektik]

wait i still dont get the hole did they die in the car thing... is she fucking retarted... ummmm WTF im lost.... fuckit u should have just slapped her in her twat