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ShooterMcGavin
01-18-2007, 10:41 AM
>>>> NEW 2006 LIVING WILL FORM
>>>>
>>>> I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not
>>>> wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no
>>>> circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
>>>> politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
>>>> depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up
>>>> the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask
>>>> for at least one of the following:
>>>>
>>>> ______a cold beer
>>>> ______a margarita
>>>> ______a glass of wine
>>>> ______a steak
>>>> ______lobster or shrimp
>>>> ______the remote control
>>>> ______a bowl of ice cream
>>>> ______the car keys
>>>> ______my cell phone
>>>> ______chocolate
>>>> ______sex
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
>>>> determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
>>>> attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call
>>>> it a
>>>
>>>> day.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Signature: _______________

Mr_Mischif
01-18-2007, 01:00 PM
WTB: Laughter. I will pay $.02

Hulud
01-18-2007, 01:15 PM
holy fucking half assed repost

if you're gonna repost make sure you either A)keep it the same or B)when you alter it, make sure its better than the first

:taun:

http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=3165&highlight=living

ShooterMcGavin
01-18-2007, 01:23 PM
excellent, with each and every day i am becoming more and more like brett......pretty soon i will trade in my wagon for a civic :lmao:

Hulud
01-18-2007, 01:24 PM
cereally

ShooterMcGavin
01-18-2007, 02:31 PM
frosted fo sho

Jecht
01-18-2007, 02:37 PM
LOL.

BTW, keep using the pics I post in your signature. :goodjob:

ShooterMcGavin
01-18-2007, 02:39 PM
^^^huh? :thinking:

Jecht
01-18-2007, 03:10 PM
^^^huh? :thinking:
Cat pics from the Caturday posts on here. lol I thought you got them from there. Guess not.:doh: